Stupid & Crazy

Donald Trump - with top technology CEOs at his side Tuesday afternoon - announced a new $500 billion artificial intelligence infrastructure project. But when the conversation turned to California's wildfires, Trump went off the rails.

"When you're a rich person you like to take showers," he said.

He claimed Los Angeles limits residents to just 38 gallons of water a day, and referred to some mythical "valve" that could bring limitless water to L.A., but that officials instead diverted to the ocean.

"They have a valve, think of a sink but multiply it by many thousands of times the size of it, it's massive. And you turn it back toward Los Angeles. Why aren't they doing it? They either have a death wish, they're stupid or there's something else going on that we don't understand," Trump said.

Trump, who criticized the response to the wildfires during his inaugural address, has said he will travel to Los Angeles on Friday.

Where'd he get this fucking "valve" bullshit? No one else on the face of this inane planet has ever said or thought anything remotely like this. It's not a metaphor, simile or anything. Comic book readers couldn't suspend disbelief for this. (There must be a DC story from the '50s where the Joker installs a giant faucet on a dam & threatens to inundate Gotham City.)

Or was this the inspiration for idiocy?Yet few bother to mention it, or point out how just how fucking stupid & weird it is. Did the Fairy King make this up himself, w/ "all the water's just running into the ocean"? Was it a half-assed, half-baked idea Trump vaguely heard & turned into something even weirder & stupider? He's certainly chump enough to believe anything. As are the fucking cretins who voted for him.

P.S.: No sympathy here. Live in the suburbs or sticks you'll die in a fire. Which is not an invitation for you suburban scumbags to come to the city. We're out of room.