Missed It Again!

As if I'd get up before noon for anything or anyone. Can't remember if I've ever attended one of these; all the jerkwads I used to know used to get quite a thrill from it, or even participate. What. Ever.

Fully intend not to attend the 92nd Santa Claus Lane Parade Hollywood Christmas Parade (formerly the Hollywood Santa Parade and Santa Claus Lane Parade) down Hollywood & up Sunset Blvds. next Sunday either. Hope you losers enjoy having traffic all screwed up so some has-beens can waste gasoline & further pollute everything.

On the other hand, one bus ride away at The Grove tomorrow is a situation begging for terror if I've ever seen one.

Christmas at The Grove

Join us for our 23rd Annual Tree Lighting Celebration presented by Fox11 as we officially kick off the holiday season! The magical evening will be hosted by Lance Bass and feature legendary music director Rickey Minor, as well as a night full of special performances by Ryan Tedder, Maren Morris, Rachel Platten, Jesse McCartney, Abi Carter, Robin Thicke, Sheléa, Cirque du Soleil’s KOOZA and more. Delight in the lighting of the Christmas Tree, the season’s first snowfall, an exciting drone show, a fireworks spectacular and Santa Claus’ grand arrival.

If I were packing ...