Thursday, March 26, 2020

Where's Your (Non-Existent) Gawd Now, Dead Loser?

Sky Palma / Raw Story:
Christian pastor who thought COVID-19 is just ‘mass hysteria’ is among the first in Virginia to die from virus  —  One of the first deaths in Virginia from coronavirus was a 66-year-old Christian “musical evangelist” who fell ill while on a trip to New Orleans with his wife.
Jesus loved him so much he killed him so he could go to heaven.

Craven fear is the primary motivation for religious belief.
Robert Nicholson / Wall Street Journal:
A Coronavirus Great Awakening?  —  Sometimes the most important ingredient for spiritual renewal is a cataclysmic event.  —  Could a plague of biblical proportions be America's best hope for religious revival?  As the 75th anniversary of the end of World War II approaches, there is reason to think so.
Flock to your pastors, you fucking sheep, & have your Christian chicken-pox parties. Jesus can't wait.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Well, clearly God sent a message, and its message was, "waddya mean ya don't think I can make a virus that'll kill a shit-ton of people? Here, have some COVID-19."

Al said...

Lets have a pandemic so you can go and die!