Get Out Your Carving Knives!

And start feeling their edges; the Santa Ana winds are back, as the ever-redundant mynewsLA.com reminds us, once,

Weekend Rain Will Give Way to
Red Flag Fire Weather Conditions

twice,

Rainstorm To Be Followed With
Red Flag Warning

thrice,

Red Flags To Fly At 10 p.m. For
Hot, Dry Gusts

Enough, Contributing Editor, if that is your real name.

The local Times assumes its readers only need telling once.

Southern California braces for the first major Santa Ana winds since the devastating Thomas fire

"The Wind" - Laura NyroSo blow already!