Trump School Of Cosmetology

if he pays as much attention to national security secrecy as he does full bronzer coverage we should all start digging bunkers now pic.twitter.com/f3fOxchXCi

— Ash Warner (@AlsBoy) February 13, 2017

Is it safe to assume that not only does he apply the spackle himself, he thinks he's doing a great job? And not that this reporter should type one word, but he has quite the middleold-age spread, hiked-up old guy pants & all. Better start wearing a girdle in public, Lumpy.

Here as well:

@AlsBoy POTUS FATASS pic.twitter.com/qY0DI1bZlx

— Queen Bee (@queenbeotch2020) February 14, 2017

Now we have two avenues for a friendly wager; when does he go, & when he does, will it be political or natural causes?