Hallowe'en-y Morbidity Report

Man, 20, is ejected from vehicle, lands on 5 fwy sign following deadly crash https://t.co/bu568uc7Nh pic.twitter.com/qBVIYCqoy5

— KTLA (@KTLA) October 30, 2015

Remember kids, when you're on the right shoulder of the freeway speeding by the chumps in the slow lane, wear your seatbelt. (Late for work, therefore another victim of capitalism? Second choice is "fleeing the Armenian Mafia".)
[LAist/KTLA-TV/KABC-TV]