Today In Scooter Trash

An actual, elected-by-the-people United Snakes Sen. from Iowa, Joni Ernst, emphatically not "castrating" "hogs" today. Just pandering.

@joniforia kicking off her 1st annual Roast and Ride pic.twitter.com/8Ya0ySeTe5

— John Roberts (@johnrobertsFox) June 6, 2015

No shoot-out? Must've been sissy motorcycle gangs.