Wednesday, June 24, 2015

New Links!

Golf links, not informative or interesting links. Ha ha!
In 2015, further golf course enhancements take place in the form of creating natural waste areas that require minimum water to maintain. This is done in an effort to conserve water in the perpetually dry Los Angeles basin desert in future years.
As opposed to conserving water in past yrs.? Redundant, & barely literate. (See below.)
Lonely bag w/ natural waste area.
And in the Christ, What an Asshole Dep't.:
Should you have the opportunity to visit our Club, we do ask that you turn cell phones off, as talking on cell phones in the clubhouse and on the course is prohibited, However, discreet reading of text and email messages is acceptable.Please be sure to follow the appropriate dress attire while you are on the premise.
  • Appropriate Attire for Gentlemen
  • Appropriate attire for golf such as golf slacks and shirts with collars and sleeves
  • Shirts must be tucked in at all times
  • Mock turtlenecks and turtlenecks are not allowed
  • Collarless shirts, tank tops, sweat pants, cargo pants or cargo shorts are not permitted on the premises.
  • Hats are to be work outside only with the brim/bill facing front.
  • Golf shorts are permitted but are not to be more than 4 inches from the mid-knee
  • Denim is permitted on any day in the Macbeth Bar, Outside Patio, Grill Room and Locker Room areas, unless specifically stated for a Club event. The denim must be free from holes and tears and be in good condition.
  • Flip-flops are not allowed.
  • Appropriate Attire for Ladies
  • Shirts must have either collars or sleeves or both. Skirts, divided skirts, golf dresses and tailored slacks are the acceptable attire to be worn in the Clubhouse and on the golf course.
  • Denim is permitted on any day in the Macbeth Bar, Outside Patio, Grill Room and Locker Room areas, unless specifically stated for a Club event. The denim must be free from holes and tears and be in good condition.
  • Tennis attire, tank tops, drawstring pants, jersey knit fabrics are not permitted.
  • Flip-flops are not allowed.
One might ask, what if one is neither a lady nor a gentleman, & has no pretensions to be anything beyond a human being/humanoid?

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