Wednesday, November 26, 2014

And For Those Not Inclined
To Stay In Their Homes

"We're bringing the war back home ..."

If you fit the bill,
Here are the skillsets/experience we are looking for on the Ferguson Oath Keepers Security Team:
1.   Police Officers (preferably with 5 years or more experience) street cops or corrections.

2.   Forward deployed assets, such as scouts, with binocular range finder and requisite equipment, and the right field experience.
3.   Communications experts with HAM and/or FRS radios
4.   Direct action infantry (11B or 0311).  You need to have your own gear necessary for this mission, including your own body armor, tactical lights, and other essential tactical gear, and cold weather gear. etc.  Personal Security Detail training and experience a plus.
5.   Photographers/cameramen with video and still-camera, preferably with combat experience, or similar high stress field experience.  Also, we prefer that they have their own body armor and cold weather gear.  Photographers need to be able to film all activity outdoors in all weather.  We want to film any encounters with looters, as potential evidence. We also need someone who can live-stream.
6.   Private drone operators, with drone mounted cameras.
7.   Truck drivers (4WD) (military experience preferred)
8.    Medics and Paramedics with own gear.  Both military medics and corpsmen, and civilian paramedics and EMTs, are needed.
9.   Experienced Fire-Fighters.
Please be prepared to substantiate your qualifications.  Keep in mind this is a dangerous situation and only those with the right mindset (cool under pressure, in control of themselves), skillsets, and experience should even think of going there.   If you are not qualified, do not go.
[Entirely sic, spacing & all.] the Oath Keepers want you. However, if you are not qualified, do not go. Well. "No loons, please." That's easy.

Sons-a-bitches might be funny if they weren't armed (&, apparently, armored).

2 comments:

mikey said...

Eleven Bulletstop still expected to bring their own gear and die in their own puddle.

Motherfuckers can't find their way around simple irony...

M. Bouffant said...

News Analysis Ed.:
My guess is Oath Keepers is a small bunch of officers who blame Obama because they (deservedly) didn't make the promotion list. You know, asshole losers.