Advertorial Dep't.

No surprise that tower of journalistic integrity The DC leads the way in "native advertising;" no surprise either that unlike former bastion of integrity The Atlantic Tucker's troops waste no time pretending w/ "SPONSOR CONTENT" disclaimers. No, TheDC invented themselves an entire "Guns & Gear" section & handed it over to the N.R.A. & American Handgunner, for fun &, it is to be assumed, profit.

And one of the gun-fondling pin-dicks (Michael Janich, an employee of American Handgunner. Or of Glock?) has risen to the occasion by pimping Glock's latest while typing a mash note to the Los Angeles Police Department's Official Death Squad, the S.I.S.:

SIS was established in 1965 with the express purpose of targeting Los Angeles’ most dangerous and elusive criminals. Specialists in surveillance and intelligence gathering, the handpicked members of SIS methodically build their cases to maximize the chances of successful prosecution. When their cases are built and the time is right, they are also responsible for apprehending their prey — often during the act of committing a crime, to decisively seal their fate. These “hot takedowns” are extremely dangerous and frequently result in armed resistance. As such, it’s no surprise SIS officers are also exceptionally skilled in the art of combat shooting.

Got that? "Seal their fate." And what could be hotter than a "hot takedown?" (Rhetorical: Don't you dare try to answer.)

And when the L.A.P.D. can afford armed drones to make decisive fate sealing easier & denies a honkie gun nut's Second Amendment rights from above, Tucker & his gun-loving advertisers (because they're nothing if not predictable) will be selling guns & ammo for knocking police drones from the sky & whining about jackbooted big gummint thugs bullying, intimidating & victimizing them.

Just shoot us now. Please.