Drinking Helmet

No socialist NHS for Amy Winehouse, who

was taken to [a] private clinic in London's Harley Street after falling on her face at the weekend.

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Winehouse's spokesman denied reports that she bruised her new breasts - the result of surgery seven months ago. He said: "She had an accident and tripped over at her home. She ended up with a cut above her eye and bruised her ribs. She's going to be fine."

Winehouse fell over on Saturday and was still in the clinic on Monday night.

The spokesman said: "I don't know if she's still there. If she is, it's not because something has happened. It's because it's nice."

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She has been staying at the London Clinic, the private hospital where she had her breast implants put in. Winehouse was reported to have returned to the clinic earlier this month, fearing she might have to get her 32D implants removed, but doctors apparently gave her the all-clear.