Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Waiting For Godot (Or Some Big Fund-Raising Numbers)
Oh, who gives a flying fuck? Fundaloonie Screwy Shelly Bachmann & bloated Irish Catholic shithead Sean Hannity are both threatening to run for president, if G-wd gives them the call.
It's our firm suspicion that G-wd's word to either or both of these humanoids will come from polling numbers & fund-raising reports, rather than a Bible flopping open to some page that has some verse that could be interpreted as "Go for it!"
At this point, we certainly don't give a crap. We're more concerned w/ showering &, once clean & presentable, forcing ourself to the supermarket. Why can't we live on air? Or hydrocarbon emissions?
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Wiley Brooks is a purported breatharian, and founder of the "Breatharian Institute of America". He was first introduced to the public in 1980, when he appeared on the TV show That's Incredible!. Wiley has stopped teaching in recent years, so he can "devote 100% of his time on solving the problem as to why he needed to eat some type of food to keep his physical body alive and allow his light body to manifest completely." Wiley Brooks believes that he has found "four major deterrents" which prevented him from living without food: "people pollution", "food pollution", "air pollution" and "electro pollution". In 1983 he was allegedly observed leaving a Santa Cruz 7-Eleven with a Slurpee, hot dog and Twinkies.
Assailed by Comments Editor Responds:
Damn, Submissive McG., let us get to the market! And yes, that is to whom we were making an allusion. (Unless there's another one. We don't remember the name.)
From a much higher spiritual plane, we remain,
breathing,
M. Bouffant
Santa Cruz 7-Eleven with a Slurpee, hot dog and Twinkies. which is, of course, not food anyway
Locally Sustainable Editor Protests:
A Slurpee™ is drink, not food, but please don't malign the other two, both of which are legs of the Bouffant Food Triangle.
Sorry MB, I didn't realize that you are a connoisseur of fine dining.
Binge & Purge Editor Agrees:
Substitute "relatively cheap & not much bovver" for "fine" & you got it.
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