Where's "First Dude" T. P.? These now second-place Texans could use a real American, from a really big, energy-rich state, w/ Alaska Independence Party experience, to set them on the right track & to excite the Quitters w/ the name of the greatest quitter since Roberto Duran's alleged "No más": Sarah Palin. (We spell it there, though it deflates the "T. P." balloon of sophisticated humor a bit, & goes against our usual desire to keep it cute, but if there's a Google™ alert for "insults + Palin" we want to get in on the fun.)
(Changed a bit & added stuff around 1705 PDT. Is it any of your business, & does it really matter? Intentionality does not apply here: It's a living document. )
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Fuck me days, these people got some problems.
Is there any way of proclaiming a national "Cup of Tea and a Nap" day?
American Scene Editor Thinks (I. e., is thinking of a nap right about now):
Not in our teeming nation of entrepreneurial go-getters. It's fookin' bedlam here (but more overcrowded) even for those of us who only hide & observe digitally.
I suggest "Cup of Tea Panels" that can judge who gets the tea and a lie down.
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