It would appear that the long walk to the next world can only be accomplished by women in long skirts, & will be led by an Anglo nuclear family. Can't wait to live in that world.
Come on, brain-washed cult members, make an effort.
¡Aqui, no habla Español! Try English. (Or French, even.) Or just don't stick anything under our door.
There is one positive aspect of this: "
El fin está cerca." We can only hope. Could you
pendejos give
Jesu Christo a call & tell him to get on the stick? We've been waiting for The End for over a thousand yrs. now; our patience grows thin.
Come on, brain-washed cult members, make an effort. ¡Aqui, no habla Español! Try English. (Or French, even.) Or just don't stick anything under our door.
There is one positive aspect of this: "El fin está cerca." We can only hope. Could you pendejos give Jesu Christo a call & tell him to get on the stick? We've been waiting for The End for over a thousand yrs. now; our patience grows thin.
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Try English. (Or French, even.)
Don't tell them this directly because they will send an English or French speaker to your door the next time.
Where's the friendly lion? I like the Atalaya fliers with the nice, friendly lion sitting next to the Aryan leader man in paradise.
Theocracy Editor Wonders:
Which are more irksome, the Mormons or the Witlesses? A question for the ages.
At least the women who go door to door in our bldg. selling pillows, blankets, comforters & so on always apologize when we answer the door & they realize we neither speak Spanish nor need any bedding.
Didn't the lion used to be depicted lying next to a lamb as well as the honky dude? (Or was that The Phantom's Paradise Island or whatever it was? Can't tell the comics from the Jeeziz any more.)
Didn't the lion used to be depicted lying next to a lamb
That's how I remember it.
I'll take the Witnesses over the Mormons. The Mormons bug me. Maybe it's the uniforms.
The witlesses used to send a very nice Scottish lady around who would try to give one the Jesuszine whilst the Mormons would come around in a phalanx that looked like it was here to battle Satan. Jolly annoying if one was on night shift
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