Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Another Open Letter

Note well that this reporter has never lied or fibbed about, & never fabricated or embellished his reporting experiences, combat experiences, or military service. Never lied/"cherry-picked" this nation of fucking sheep into a war, either. So fuck all the liars, in every hole in their lying bodies. W/ a splintery broomstick!

Halfnour later: Not the only honorable web-logger, either!


OBS said...

I like your version. It's stabbier. Is that a word? Fuck it, it should be.

M. Bouffant said...

Double-Edged Editor:
Nothing wrong w/ a detailed list.

I am stabby*; every late a.m. I wake up, turn on the tee vee & devil-box & am enraged to the point of murder, sometimes from anger at idiots, sometimes from ennui at the same John Birch crap that's been spewed for 60 yrs.

(Bet if I still had a job I would've burned the place down by now.)

*Zombie R gets credit, from usage if he didn't coin it.

OBS said...

I remember "stabby" from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, but I don't know if they originated it.

BadTux said...

Well, I can't sign on to your post, because I have lied regularly and often, starting with the names of my cats and the nature of my waddling perfection. I will, however, point out that I have not done so on national television, have not attempted to hold myself up as a paragon of virtue while doing so, nor started a war based on such lies. Which still places me a few ranks above half the media out there.

- Badtux the Not-always-honest Penguin