Friday, September 11, 2009

Eat The Rich, Spit 'Em Out & Eat 'Em Again!

No one can even imagine how disappointed we were that the world economy did not descend into the bottomless pit of total collapse, as it so tantalizingly threatened around a yr. ago. We're also disappointed by recent indications of recovery (Which will, of course, be a "jobless" recovery, so zillionaires can "recover" w/o any of the money they've stolen returning to those from whom it was stolen.) & so forth. The only bright note, from The NYT's "Quotation of the Day":
"In my 40 years in fashion, I’ve never seen women scared to shop — at all price levels." VERA WANG, the designer, on the economy.
Good. In that people may start producing things of value & utility, & the wealthy's women can get back to doing charity work, instead of wasting 24 hrs. a day trying to achieve the Hollywood whore look.
Oh, golly me goodness gracious fuck, that's really unfair, & we're very sorry. Women who fuck the wealthy are, by definition, whores of the lowest (least honest) order, & they needn't try to look like whores, they are. All the style in the world can't hide the mattress strapped to your back, money-skank.

5 comments:

clever pseudonym said...

No, you have it all wrong. You're not a whore if you cock tease until you get payment in diamonds (but you are a idiot who was stupid enough to fall for a cartel's sucker ad campaign to make you believe that diamonds are 1) rare and 2) have sentimental value when neither is true). You're only a whore if you cut to the chase and take cash up front. At least that's what my parish priest told me. Then again, what does he know? He was probably being blown by one of the altar boys.

M. Bouffant said...

Ranting, Not Thinking, Editor Responds:

We are taken aback when commenters are more subtle & nuanced than we are when we've been consumed by the white-hot heat of our non-stop virtual jeremiad against virtually everything.

But credit where credit is due: Thanks!

Clever Pseudonym said...

And you know what "jeremiad" actually means. Marry me.

M. Bouffant said...

Much Too Easy Editor Responds:

Not only do we know what it means, we do it.

Blame the parental units; no telebsion, forced to *gasp* read as a youth. Ruined me.

We'll just bear your children, OK?

Anonymous said...

The Gods offer clues about the ownership group. Not having any blacks working in-house was a clue not only did these proprietors have a family history against blacks but they also have a personal history in a prior life!!! Also, the "romance" event was a clue they are preditory on women as well.
I'm tired of hearing about them.
Carte blanche is a bitch, ain't it?