I Got Your "Elder Abuse" Right Here

`Elder Abuse Awareness Day’ Reminder of Need to Protect Vulnerable Residents

The only time I (a wise & mature adult) want to hear about "elder abuse day" is a day when wise mature adults are encouraged to beat callow youths (Rule of thumb: Approx. 50 & below.) w/ a rod. Preferably rebar.

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