First Shot W/ New Camera

Imagine the amount of water required to break through the ceiling & put a quarter inch of it on the floor, almost causing my electrocution due to a space heater on said floor. Adding to the irony, got a notice taped to my door this morning that the filthy parasite landlord plans to raise the rent.

No jury would convict me, but I plan to give one the opportunity. We'll call that item

First Shot W/ New Gun