The Whole World Is Laughing! The Whole World Is Laughing!

There are eight billion stories on the naked planet. Most of them are dumbasses, some more notably than others.

Germany's Heute-Show, presented by comedian and journalist Oliver Welke on the ZDF network, named Trump a Goldener Vollpfosten — translated as "Golden Idiot" or "Golden Dumbass" — for the fourth year in a row, sharing this year's title with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong Un and the whole United Kingdom, among others.

(Must these Englishmen live that I might die?)

Tom O'Connor / Newsweek:

Donald Trump Awarded ‘Golden Idiot’ Prize by German TV Show as Much of the World Laughs at U.S. President  —  President Donald Trump has publicly called for authorities to investigate primetime comedy sketch show Saturday Night Live over its humorous depictions of his presidency …

Tana Ganeva / Raw Story:   Donald Trump wins ‘Golden Idiot’ award fourth year in a row
Jim Hoft / The Gateway Pundit:   Hah! Trump Calls Out Liberal Media and ‘Spin Machines’ Like SNL - “Should be Tested in Courts”

"Hah!" indeed. How effin' stoopid is Jim Hoft? (Stupid enough that he should probably be tested in court, or certified by court order.) Anyway Jimbo, two words: First Amendment. W/o which you'd be up shit crick & over the falls.

Pilin' on, w/ Patti Davis:

Patti Davis / Washington Post:
A child occupies the White House — and the world knows it

Dominique Jackson / Raw Story:   Regan's daughter Patti Davis: 9-year-olds should be able to look up to Trump — not feel he's one of them