Another One Bites The Dust [Now W/ Video Update]

Another of Lumpy Trumpy's "greatest minds" who couldn't figure out what her job was.

 Dan Mangan / CNBC:

Dr. Brenda Fitzgerald, head of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, resigns amid tobacco stock furor  — Fitzgerald's departure comes less than a day after Politico revealed she bought stock in a tobacco company within a month of taking her job.

Discussion:

Caitlin MacNeal / Talking Points Memo:   Trump Health Appointee Bought Stock In Tobacco Company One Month Into Job

Luke Barnes / ThinkProgress:   Trump's top public health official invested in Big Tobacco after taking the job

Terence Cullen / AOL:   CDC chief Brenda Fitzgerald resigns amid reports she bought tobacco stocks

Travis Gettys / Raw Story:   Trump public health official bought and sold tobacco stocks on the job as CDC director

Joe Jervis / Joe.My.God.:   CDC Head Resigns Over Purchase Of Tobacco Stocks

RELATED:

 Brianna Ehley / Politico:
Trump's top health official traded tobacco stock while leading anti-smoking efforts

Discussion:

Debra Goldschmidt / CNN:   CDC Director Fitzgerald resigns

Rebekah Entralg / ThinkProgress:   CDC director resigns following report she purchased Big Tobacco stock after taking office

Jayne O'Donnell / USA Today:   CDC director resigns after reports she bought and sold tobacco company stocks

Kiera Butler / Mother Jones:   CDC Chief Resigns After Her Purchase of Tobacco Stocks Is Revealed

Julia Belluz / Vox:   The scandal that just forced the CDC director to resign, explained

Sheila Kaplan / New York Times:   C.D.C. Director Dr. Brenda Fitzgerald Resigns Over Tobacco and Other Investments

Jessie Hellmann / The Hill:   CDC head resigns after report she traded tobacco stocks

Caitlin MacNeal / Talking Points Memo:   CDC Director Resigns After Report On Her Financial Conflicts

Jana J. Pruet / TheBlaze:   Head of the CDC resigns a day after a report revealed she invested in tobacco stocks

Stephen A. Crockett Jr / The Root:   CDC Director and Trump's Top Health Official Resigns After Investing in Tobacco Stocks

Paige Winfield Cunningham / Washington Post:   The Health 202: Trump seems to see opioid crisis as primarily a law enforcement problem

Adam K. Raymond / New York Magazine:   Official Leading Anti-Smoking Push Resigns After Buying Tobacco Stock

Joe Neel / NPR:   CDC Director Resigns Because Of ‘Complex’ Financial Entanglements

Bryan Menegus / Gizmodo:   Trump's CDC Director Resigns After Being Caught Buying Tobacco Stock While in Office

Sam Dorman / IJR:   Trump's CDC Director Resigns Amid Apparent Financial Conflicts of Interests

Rafi Schwartz / Splinter:   Trump's CDC Head Resigns After Being Outed for Making Big Money From Big Tobacco

Thomas Phippen / The Daily Caller:   Trump's CDC Director Resigns After Buying Tons Of Tobacco Stock

Matthew Chapman / Shareblue Media:   Trump's shady CDC director caught red-handed, forced to resign in disgrace

89.3 KPCC:   CDC director resigns due to ‘complex’ financial entanglements

Helen Branswell / STAT:   CDC Director Brenda Fitzgerald resigns after report she invested in tobacco stocks

Brad Reed / Raw Story:   Trump CDC director resigns after getting busted for buying tobacco stocks on the job

Jeva Lange / The Week:   Trump's CDC director resigns after reports she bought tobacco stock after taking over the agency

Corky Siemaszko / NBC News:   CDC Director Brenda Fitzgerald quits following report she bought tobacco shares

Lydia Ramsey / Business Insider:   The head of the CDC resigns after a report said she purchased shares of a tobacco company while in office

Joe Jervis / Joe.My.God.:   We CDC You: Trump's Top Health Official Bought Shares In Big Tobacco One Month After Being Appointed

 Sarah Karlin-Smith / Politico:
CDC director who traded tobacco stock resigns

Discussion:

Laura Clawson / Daily Kos:   Top Trump anti-smoking official resigns after being caught trading tobacco stock

Sean Moran / Breitbart:   Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Director Dr. Brenda Fitzgerald resigned Wednesday …

Taegan Goddard / Political Wire:   CDC Director Resigns Over Conflicts

 Latest News Releases:
Statement from U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Regarding CDC Director Brenda Fitzgerald

Discussion:

Andrew Egger / Weekly Standard:   CDC Director Resigns After Tobacco Stock Purchase Revealed

Sheila Kaplan / New York Times:   New C.D.C. Chief Saw Coca-Cola as Ally in Obesity Fight

Sure, Coca-Cola gives a big fucking shit about obesity.

Maybe Trump could try appointing someone who isn't an aging, stupid, stock-holding right-wing nut-job to a position somewhere.

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