Fashion Notes From All Over

Advice to the wall-eyed:

Photo: Alex Wong / Getty Images

Poorly-applied & cheap false eyelashes do not conceal your defects.*

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who has been named White House press secretary, and incoming White House
communications director Anthony Scaramucci pass each other by the podium during the press briefing in the
Brady Press Briefing Room of the White House in Washington, Friday, July 21, 2017.
(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Plus which: Doesn't the not at all shallow & certainly not concerned only w/ surfaces Trump want "good-looking" people representing his sorrily demented ass? And what's w/ the string of pearls? Is it still 1941 in the Trumplight Zone?

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*If that's a glass eye, pardon the hell out of us. If it's just Huckabee genes, sucks to be you, Sarah!