Thursday, November 17, 2016

Post-Election Stress Disorder

Gingrich (unlike Giuliani) realizes he's too wretched, disliked & hypocritical to take any official position in the Trump Admin.
“I want to be free to network across the whole system and look at what we have to do to succeed,” Gingrich said when briefly reached by phone. Holding a Cabinet post would have been “not physically doable,” he said.
Shorter:
I grifted those suckers so well my lard ass can continue its unprecedented growth right here on the couch.
Meanwhile, convicted passer-of-classified-info Gen. Betrayedus thinks he's qualified for Sec'y. of State, although, according to all patriotic & real 'Murkins the winner of the popular vote, that Clinton woman, should have gone to jail for nothingsending &/or receiving e-mails.

Will no one hijack an airliner & fly it into Trump's Trump Tower bedroom? (Yes, while his lard ass is in there.)

2 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"What distress, I'm doing great!"

- Chuck Schumer
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Just send him buckets of KFC Extra Salty and he'll keel over on his own.