Anti-Asshole Americans Bandstand

Yesterday while out playing Pokémon Go & scoring some skag returning a book to the library & buying "food" I was so irked at local drivers (Note well, air-polluting bastards: a) Pedestrians have the right of way in the entire fucking state of California; b) Gridlock is a crime; c) Did you buy your license at effin' K-Mart?) this succinct number was the refrain of the afternoon & early evening.

Billy sings, Mental Mike drums!Sooner or later, you too will become a statistic.Triple Play!!