We are currently holding our suitcase nuclear weapons & atomic blimps until Super BowlL50
next yr. at Santa Clara's Levi's Stadium.
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| Imperial Bouffant Storm Troopers w/ a smaller nuclear device. |
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| Oops, there goes Sunnyvale! |
Saturday, January 31, 2015
Not To Worry, Threat Level Down
Announcement from the Imperial Republic of Bouffant:
(Humanoids have a yr. to stop being pig assholes, or say goodbye to the tech scum of Silicon Valley: BOOM!!!)
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2 comments:
Uh, you do know the drawback with nuclear artillery don't you?
Numb Editor:
Doesn't slaughter as many innocents (No one is innocent!) as one might want?
I'm ready to smash two lumps of plutonium together w/ my bare hands if it stops the boredom, so blowback is no worry.
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