Thursday, February 28, 2013

Today's Conservo-Grift

From RedState Marketplace. We can't decide which is more fucking pathetic. This must appeal to people one step away from drawing mustaches (probably Hitler mustaches) on presidential pictures & posting them on Facebook.
Not-Joe the non-plumber (Has he started that plumbing business he was so anxious to start a few yrs. ago? Of course not. Wasn't he going to be Pajamas Media's Middle-East reporter? We think he may have made one report from the "danger zone." Poor fucker's been jerked around by every right-wing scam artist who could get near him, but he's such a low-info voter he never learns.) would like to have your e-mail address so "he" can beg you to give your money to whomever runs this scam.
We'd be very surprised if one of the marks who signed up won the exciting SOCOM profiled barrel AR-15. Although if we did register & won it, it would be funny as hell/ironic to kill a mess of fascists w/ it.

7 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"our life-giving supply of oil"

So many things wrong with that phrase.
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Weird Dave said...

And what was the price of gasoline six months before Barry took office?

OBS said...

It would be very cool if the person that won that rifle were a liberal commie plant and immediately took it to the nearest police gun-buy-back program.

Substance McGravitas said...

It makes a kind of sense. They're dumb enough to pay to litter.

Weird Dave said...

To quote the , "PREACHER: ...nointed with oil on troubled waters? Oh, Heavenly Grid, help us bear up thy Standard, our Chevron flashing bright across the Gulf of Compromise, standing Humble on the Rich Field of Mobile American Thinking? Here in this Shell we call Life..."

Weird Dave said...

That would be, to quote The Firesign Theater,

M. Bouffant said...

Dr. Hideo Gump Notes:
When you run out of gas you will be Toad Away.