Slut-Shaming From MC Mona C.

Mona Charen thinks/types that Sarah Palin should take over for Oprah & get off the overtly political stage. We're more fascinated by the apparent non-stop shameless vulgarity of Dancing W/ The Stars, which we have so far managed to miss, other than hearing about Tom "The Hammer" Delay's turn thereon, & the stress fractures in his feet or whatever the excuse for his early departure was. And the Cuban heels. But this is not about us, it's all about Mona.

Speaking of television, sorry, this must be mentioned. Have you watched "Dancing With the Stars"? Cheesy would be several steps up for this one. Perhaps the former governor should not be blamed for the decisions of her adult daughter. Yet there in the audience we see Sarah and Todd Palin, mugging for the camera and cheering on their unwed-mother daughter as she bumps and grinds to the tune of "Mamma Told Me (Not to Come)." Her parents had advised her, the 20-year-old Bristol told an interviewer, that she had to stay "in character" if she expected to win. Being "in character" apparently meant descending to the vulgarity that "DWTS" peddles on a weekly basis. The momma grizzly was apparently unfazed by -- or, equally disturbing, unaware of -- the indignity. And this is supposed to be a conservative culture warrior?

If you're the sort of person who asks things like "Who the hell is Mona Charen?" she is "a staunch advocate of the United States and Israel." It says so right here, where we also located a photo of the staunch advocate.

WRITE ON! Breindel winner Mona Charen is flanked yesterday by Fox News Channel President Roger Ailes (left) and News Corp. Chairman and CEO Rupert Murdoch.

JAMES MESSERSCHMIDT

Not vulgar at all, those two gentlemen. Fucking pair of princes, actually.