Friday, March 14, 2008

More on Mental Health (Or the Lack Thereof)

I've no idea why the "group" concept is so fucking popular w/ mental health professionals, other than laziness or a feeling that compensation for their labor isn't enough (probably isn't, in the public sphere) so let the wig jobs handle it themselves. Why, just yesterday, being in a mood to grab a sledgehammer & begin wreaking total & absolute destruction on inanimate objects ranging from newsracks to single-story buildings, I attended an hour-long group described as "Living with Strong Emotions," facilitated by an unpaid non-professional ( just plain busybody?) who took cues from Big Bill W.'s Big Blue Book of Big-Ass Bullshit. (I've got your Moral Re-Armament & higher power right here, you surrendering losers!) Once the nine or ten groupies introduced themselves, said how they were feeling on a scale of one to ten (I guess) & expressed gratitude (Didn't some wise-ass say "Gratitude is an emotion for dogs?") for something, as well as explained the trivial reason they were less than a 10 (really, you wouldn't believe some of the insignificant crap, compared to my glorious troubles) & the person who won't shut up & always has something on a tangent to add "contributed" (Is it a Law of Group Dynamics that every group has one?) I'd only been able to rant/rave for two minutes, & the group was over w/o any concrete, positive suggestions as to why I shouldn't start smashing things. There seems to be some concept that being in a group w/ other less functional types is "supportive," whatever that means, but it's not the support this melancholic needs, it's housing, not an over-medicated slow-talker offering me a hug. (Not that any one offered one, but you know what I mean.) Not to be a sexist pig, but recognizing, if not celebrating the differences between the sexes, mental health workers should realize that support, to males (one of whom I more or less count myself) means a resolution of the problem, not a processing of the emotions (whatever the hell that means) as occurs when women gab about their problems. (OK, "gab" could qualify as sexist, but I find the slang of past ages highly amusing, & at least I didn't type "have a henfest.") Something I realized at a sadly late age, but now that I understand it I'm not letting the concept go. All jocularity aside, what are we supposed to get from these things? There is almost always the person who won't shut up but is way off on a tangent, the person (often me) who doesn't want to share w/ the group, & cliches, platitudes & psycho-babble/jargon from all. And the sub-text of being a member of the group, participating, not being isolated, ad nauseum. I. e., they want you back in the herd so you may be manipulated w/ greater ease, & become a productive member of Pig Nation again. Phooey!!

3 comments:

Larry Harmon said...

So, Bouff, where did this group take place? Step Up On Second or the County Mental Health Dept.?
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D. Sidhe said...

My understanding is that it's to get people to open up, since most of us aren't eager to start a conversation with a shrink one-on-one. Like a fruit salad icebreaker, I suppose.

Personally, I always assumed it was so we could try to solve each others' problems or at least paper over our own with a little schadenfreude at the expense of our nutty peers, while the facilitator mentally reviews his career choices and fantasy baseball lineup. Really, the only reason they're there at all is to break up fistfights, and because us fruitbats are often either really bad or overly, compulsively, good at things like scheduling and reserving meeting rooms.

Before the intertubes, I just went to find out if anybody else knew things like where to go for a decent two-day-old bagel and bad coffee without a lot of preaching.

M. Bouffant said...

The Editor Replies:

Well, we won't reply to that first comment, in the interest of confidentiality. "Nothing leaves this room."

And a big Bouffant "howdy" to even more experienced in this mental "health" crap web-pal d. sidhe. How's Cypress? Homelessness & fascist library regulations forbid our spending all our waking hours on the tubes reading stuff, so we've few chances to keep up w/ the rest of the interworld.

Once again we note that we just aren't like most people. We'd much rather go one-on-one w/ a head candler than w/ a bunch of people forced into a group by threats of hospitalization. (Or threatened w/ continued hospitalization if they don't go to group.) It's easier to dominate one person than a gaggle of giggleheads anyway, & what could be more important than OUR FUCKING PROBLEMS, we ask you?

Sadly, though we are the Prince, if not King,
of Schadenfreude, it doesn't work for us. The old "There but for the grace of non-existent blah blah, go I" doesn't help if there's anyone better off than we are. We like to enjoy the suffering of our "betters."

We do have a nice day-old poppyseed bagel in our travelin' bag at this very moment though, & didn't have to do or listen to shit to get it!!