The Enemy Of The American People Since 2007
"Humanity will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
Why the hell are they still playing baseball?
Existential Editor:We figure since it's still hot enough for us to be typing in our underwear, baseball should still be underway.The bigger question is why the hell people are still bothering to breathe.
I have been wondering why Obama's bothering to spend money in California - hell, zombama would win this state.And Bouffant's right, it's freakishly warm, but even if it wasn't, this is THE big month for baseball, just as January is the month for football and June is for Basketball.
Advertising Director:Only saw the MF advert once, but it was national, not a local insert.Perhaps the zombie is cornfuzzled because Prince Fielder is still playing even 'though the Brewers are out of it.And sayonara Evil Empire.
Who are the Brewers?
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