Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Why Gingrich Went Catholic?

Probably not so his most recent wife, whose dedication to the Pope's bullshit wasn't enough to stop her from having illicit & immoral sex w/ Newt while his Mark II wife was developing multiple sclerosis, would marry him so they could have moral & married sex. Our assumption is that Newtie wanted to get in on the hot priest-on-boy rape action the Catholic priests & teachers love so much.This is truly awful. Two priests & one Catholic School teacher were using a 10-yr. old boy as if he were a baby-incubatorCatholic woman.

When does RICO come into play?

When is the Pope going to be killed?

When do we start bombing the Vatican?

Where's Catholic gawd in all this? Oh, right, telling the Japanese people to convert or die. How could we forget?

We swear to all that is un-holy, next time we see some mackeral-snapping priest we will at minimum spit on him.

2 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

There you go again, M.B., hating on Jesus.

I'll pray for you.

Dear Jesus, don't send M.B. to hell. He can't help himself. Please give Brother Newt, and Brother Beck, and Brother Pat Buchanan the powers they need to drag M.B.'s miserable soul back into the chain metal net of Christ.

Amen.
~

M. Bouffant said...

Coming Attractions Editor Announces:

After today's stuff in Bahrain, we're about to call for the assassination of the House of Saud, & possibly bombing their holy city & stupid rock.