Friday, January 8, 2010

From The Unsubstantiated, Unsourced & Highly Questionable Rumor Desk:

Arabs Developing a Nuke

We might have put a question mark at the end, but what do we know? It's just a link to this, anyway:

Arab Nation May be Going Nuclear

Where we would have used an upper-case "b", but we're obviously a whiny pedant.

The story? If it's true, let 'em nuke each other. Don't make us no never mind.

2 comments:

Johnny Pez said...

Silly MB, all the Serious people know that as soon as any Muslim nation gets nuclear weapons, they will immediately use them against Israel. American foreign policy is based on this incontrovertible fact.

And Pakistan doesn't count, because shut up.

M. Bouffant said...

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Well, the Pakistanis are waiting to nuke India before they come after the United Snakes & Israel.