Sunday, August 30, 2015

Shopping List

Thai police find fertilizer, gun powder, digital clocks and remote-controlled cars whose parts can be used for detonation, among other items, during raid on 2nd Bangkok apartment - @AP

Daily Dose


Saturday, August 29, 2015

It's Not The Heat, It's The Unrelieved Boredom, Incessant Ennui & Existential Agony. Also The Repetitive Idiots & Impending Entropy.

"Bleached by the sun ..."
Most interesting thing to this reporter today (other than watching the temperature rise)? Canadian adverts during the Blue Jays game.

Hey Honkies! Scared Yet?

No? Then take a look at this, but have a change of underwear ready.
Hey, people are really passionate, you know?

This huge lynch mob of angry Black Activists is maybe two loony provocateurs/trolls (One & the same now?) w/ an iNternet radio program & at least one equally passionate caller. Who are succeeding admirably in terrorizing Breitbart's audience of easily-gulled & fearful freaks.

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Make America Great Again!

Inquiring minds inquire: How exactly does one "Make America Great Again!"? One might start by Second Amendment-remedying these two rat bastards at their upcoming joint fright-fest/campaign event.
Douche-y & Douche-ier. Or is that backwards?
When it was announced that 2016 Republican presidential hopefuls Ted Cruz and Donald Trump would be teaming up next month to host a joint rally opposing the Iran nuclear deal, it seemed things couldn’t get more outlandish. Until it was revealed that the Center for Security Policy would be sponsoring it.
Or, I could use my anticipated birthday flamethrower!

In all seriousness [TAKE BEAT (OR TWO) FOR LAFFS] this won't be an American election to remember until some citizen (Or not, it's still a free country, damnit!) has taken a could've-hit-him shot at one of the candidates, Sara Jane Moore-style:
She was using a gun she bought in haste that same morning and did not know the sights were six inches off the point-of-impact at that distance (about 40 feet away) and she narrowly missed.
'Though I'll settle for Squeaky-style theater, even.
Although Fromme stood a little more than an arm's length from Ford that Friday morning and pointed an M1911 pistol at him in the public grounds of the California State Capitol building, her gun failed to fire and no one was injured.
Hell of a September for Calif. & Pres. Ford forty yrs. ago.

Burn In Hell Forever!!

I'll only type it once: My birthday is less than a month away, & there is nothing in the known universe I more fervently desire than a mother-fucking FLAMETHROWER!!!
The Ion product, known as the XM42, can shoot fire over 25 feet and has more than 35 seconds of burn time per tank of fuel. With a full tank of fuel, it weighs just 10 pounds.

Another company—XMatter, based in Cleveland, Ohio — sells a similar device for $1,600 each, but it weighs 50 pounds. However, this device has approximately double the range of the XM42.


Shockingly, there are no current federal regulations on the possession, manufacture, sale, or use of flamethrowers.

"These devices are not regulated as they do not qualify as firearms under the National Firearms Act," Corey Ray, a spokesman with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, told Ars by e-mail.

At the state level, California requires a permit while Maryland outright bans them—Ars is not aware of any other state-level regulation. The Inhumane Weapons Convention, which the United States signed in 1981, forbids "incendiary weapons," including flamethrowers. However, this document is only an agreement between nation-states and their militaries, and it did not foresee individual possession.
What the hell's so "shocking"? These are the United Snakes, what the fuck do you expect? Whichever one I get I promise I'll only use it to send bad people to the hell where they belong, not to burn weeds. And I'll post the pix to social media like all today's modern murderers.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Awwww. Isn't That Cute?

Actually, I feel just a little sorry for this inane-appearing Breitbart item, sitting all alone in memeorandum for close to two days w/ nary a "Discussion" or "RELATED" anywhere near it.
Will no one read this & mock it?

Musical Study Guide for Previous Item

We'll just fucking see who's Babylon in this scenario, Zombie Death Cultists! You're not the only ones who can prophesy Biblical bullshit from scratchings made thousands of yrs. ago by sun-baked desert nomads, & mebbe some reefer. (Talk about Trump-style "losers": The Good Book was written by homeless scum who could neither find nor afford a huge & classy place to live.)
Steel Pulse - Not King James Version
Junior Byles - King Of Babylon
Trinity - Babylon Them Sick in a Dem Head
Max Romeo - Babylon Burning
Junior Byles - Fade Away b/w Skin, Flesh and Bones - Fadeing Dub
Also these righteous rather than self-righteous fantasies have danceable beats to which you can rock.

Republican Gay Zombie Apocalypse
On The Way!!

If you believe Ted Cruz, that is:
On his knees as the body of X rises.
Cruz told AFA President Tim Wildmon that mobilizing evangelical Christian voters is the key to saving America, saying, “Nothing is more important in the next 18 months than that the body of Christ rise up and that Christians stand up, that pastors stand up and lead.”
Difficult to stand up & lead when you're on your knees Rafael:
Byron York reports that at a GOP candidate event last Monday in South Carolina featuring Cruz, Ben Carson and Scott Walker, Cruz received the most thunderous ovation. His speech wasn’t solely focused on the Christian persecution angle but he delivered what York called “an almost martial address” beating his chest about Iran and railing against sanctuary cities with the same fervor he delivered his put-away line: “No man who doesn’t begin every day on his knees is fit to stand in the Oval Office!”
These people are sick sick sick sick in every sense of the word; mentally, physically, emotionally, sexually & spiritually, except there's no such thing as spirituality.

Example two of Bible Fascism: Ever hear of the First Amendment, you ignorant wanna-be theocrat/Whore of Babylon?The above anti-American & anti-Constitutional abomination via MPS.

Item Improvement

This item, improved by Yastreblyansky w/ the proper tune (Not X!) & "special material".

More on the hat.
REUTERS/Jim YoungDonald Trump eats a pork chop at the Iowa State Fair.
But the fuss was in large part about the hat qua hat. Its text, “Make America Great Again” — a shameless rip-off of Ronald Reagan’s 1980 campaign slogan “Let’s Make America Great Again.” (Note how Trump tweaks it to be both less inclusive and more bossy.)

The hat’s foamy front — apparently made from a repurposed beer koozie. The double divots framing the central peak. And of course the braided rope that elegantly stretched across its brim.

Consider This A Threat, World!

Those Won’t Be the Last Murder Videos
You’ll See on Twitter and Facebook

Damn right they won't! I think my first targets should be the people behind sites that autoplay videos.
A Human Powder Keg Just Waiting to "go BOOM!!!!"

Moar Gunz, More Murder, Less Media!

Carl Wiens for Entertainment Wkly.
Sounds good all around. Now can we get to work on the politicians?

Also: Amused by the amount of attention devoted to the murders of a mere two humanoids. (How many others will die by the gun today in America?) If they hadn't been in the media we would never have heard about this, but now it's all there is on the telebision news channels. We see right through you media people! Watch it, you could (should?) be next!!

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Exclusive Video Footage*

Anchor Jorge Ramos Thrown Out of Trump Event,
Told to 'Go Back to Univision'

[Disney News]
*Oh brave new world: It really isn't "footage" if it's a digital file, is it?

“It’s on his hat."

When do we start deporting these people? (Preferably to the surface of the sun.)
“We know his goal is to make America great again,” a woman said. “It’s on his hat.
And we see it every time it’s on TV."
Other jaws drop.

Errol Scorcher & The Revolutionaries - Rockers Hat

Outlook: Dismal

Previously on Web of Evil. Now, more images that move, w/ sound.

Monday, August 24, 2015

The Future Of Discourse?

Meaningless soundbites for the post-literate, of course. And this buffon trying to look very serious.

Depression- be careful of China!

A video posted by Donald J. Trump (@realdonaldtrump) on

Trump, who made most of his money in real estate rather than investing, argued that markets are crashing because the United States has planned poorly and allowed China and Asia to dictate the global agenda.

The remarks represent a shift in Mr. Trump’s focus from immigration to China. In an Instagram video, he warned, “Be careful, they’ll bring us down.”

Music For A Morbid Muggy Monday

Dawg daze of August. Ennui Level: Terminal.
Lunacy: "The Sirius Transmission and the Multi-Dimensional Light Body Upgrade : Star Seed Transmissions 2015"
Has the market/Western Civilization crashed yet?
Damnit. Could've scheduled one a day for the rest of the wk. & then slept 'til the wknd.!

Also, the Trump phenom explained:
So, when the Eye of Horus or Pineal Gland is powerfully activated by Light transmissions from the Star system of Sirius, it means that a powerful energy of Creation and manifestation is under way.  The Earth Councils are receiving New Templates for Higher Forms of LIfe and Consciousness on Earth.

So, you will understand that the more powerfully you are feeling the effects, the more you are a part of this wave of New Earth Reality creation.  Those who are not receiving the transmissions will continue with their lives in the Reality framework that they know, until they are ready to graduate to the Multi-Dimensional framework that is being implemented right now.

There are many Guardians and Spirit Helpers busy right now, the primary one being the Archangels and the Dolphin/Cetacean Angels.

The Dolphin Angels are Beings of Light that come from the Andromeda Galaxy via Sirius to work with the Earth. They carry the Golden Light Frequency of the Christ Consciousness, as well as the Diamond Light Frequency that is needed for Multi-Dimensional travel. They are Guardians and Masters of the Time Loops and Time Spirals that are the basis for a Mastery of Time Travel and Creation in the HIgher Frequencies. Their Loving energy is assisting Humanity to begin the Mastery of Time Travel and Higher consciousness.