Friday, May 17, 2013

We Are A Shitty Person*

Now we won't have ol' Dick Trickle to make fun of any more.
LINCOLN COUNTY, N.C. —
The NASCAR community was shocked and saddened to hear about the loss of a man they call a true legend.

Richard "Dick" Trickle, who some claim is the "winningest" driver of all time, was found dead shortly after noon Thursday at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Boger City.

It's a place of significance for Trickle's family. His granddaughter was buried there after she was killed in a car accident in 2001.

Deputies say they received a 911 call from the NASCAR driver, but by the time they arrived they found him dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Shot himself at a cemetery. The cemetery in BoogerBoger City. One less trip for the hearse, to compensate for all the crap he pumped into the atmosphere during his racing career?
*This really is news to us, but after making fun of the late NASCAR driver for his name & for offing himself at the boneyard we realize we're actually worse than we imagined ourself. At least we resisted noting the irony of his granddaughter dying in an auto accident.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Asian Factory Collapse Of The Day

Today Cambodia gets the nod.
Earlier, a trade union member at the factory had said six people had died in the collapse, which happened at around 7 a.m. (2400 GMT on Wednesday)

The shoe factory, owned by Wing Star Shoes Co Ltd, a Taiwan company, employed around 7,000 people but only around 100 worked in the single-storey warehouse, according to staff.

Work at the plant had stopped and Reuters witnesses saw employees leaving the main factory on Thursday.

A Reuters reporter saw footwear bearing the name "Asics" scattered around the damaged warehouse, where a bulldozer was clearing away rubble.

[...]

Asics relies on sports shoes for about two-thirds of its sales, which amounted to 57.33 billion yen ($559.73 million) company-wide in the year to March 31, 2013.

Strikes over pay and poor working conditions are common in Cambodia which, like Bangladesh, is home to numerous factories producing clothing cheaply for Western retailers.
The blood is on your hands, clothing-wearing western person!

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Catch-22

In the form of F.B.I. Form 302:
FBI agents always interview in pairs. One agent asks the questions, while the other writes up what is called a “form 302 report” based on his notes. The 302 report, which the interviewee does not normally see, becomes the official record of the exchange; any interviewee who contests its accuracy risks prosecution for lying to a federal official, a felony. And here is the key problem that throws the accuracy of all such statements and reports into doubt: FBI agents almost never electronically record their interrogations; to do so would be against written policy.

In 2006 the FBI defended its no-electronic-recording policy in an internal memorandum, which The New York Times later made public. The memo in part attempts to defend the policy as logistically necessary, but given that virtually every cellphone today has sound recording capabilities, any “inconvenience” or “non-availability” excuse for not recording seems laughably weak. The more honest — and more terrifying — justification for non-recording given in the memo reads as follows: “. . . perfectly lawful and acceptable interviewing techniques do not always come across in recorded fashion to lay persons as proper means of obtaining information from defendants. Initial resistance may be interpreted as involuntariness and misleading a defendant as to the quality of the evidence against him may appear to be unfair deceit.” Translated from bureaucratese: When viewed in the light of day, recorded witness statements could appear to a reasonable jury of laypersons to have been coercively or misleadingly obtained.

But the FBI leaves out the even more potent criticism of its practice — that such interview tactics seem virtually geared toward establishing as fact what the FBI wanted to hear from the witness. Frightened and confused interviewees, who, if they deny they said what any 302 report claims they uttered, can then be indicted for making false statements. The FBI is thus able to put words into a witness or suspect’s mouth and coerce him to adopt the FBI’s version as his own. The FBI thus establishes the official version of what a witness said, and the pressure on the witness to adhere to the 302 version is enormous. Any deviation, after all, raises the question: “Were you lying during your FBI interview, or are you lying now?”

Unlike the federal government, many states understand that unrecorded testimony must be viewed with skepticism in a fair judicial process. In Massachusetts, the Supreme Judicial Court requires that a custodial interview be electronically recorded whenever possible. For unrecorded testimony to be admitted at trial, a judge must instruct the jury to be wary of police claims as to what the interviewee did and did not say.

The lesson: As long as the FBI relies solely on its agents’ uncorroborated reports of such interviews, it is difficult to credit the bureau’s version of what was and was not said. Presumably, much more is going to emerge concerning what Phillipos really told his interrogators, and nobody should arrive at any conclusions until all of the evidence, from both sides, has been made public. The FBI is not entitled to any presumption of credibility in these situations.

Harvey Silverglate, a criminal and civil liberties lawyer, is author of “Three Felonies a Day: How the Feds Target the Innocent.”
Know your rights, so you won't be dumb enough to try using them.

Toad

Turns out Ginger Baker is quite the asshole, & a film to prove so will be out soon. We weren't going to bother, partly because Baker sounds as if he could be serious competition
the evidence is there in the interviews with him, in which scorn is poured on more or less everyone
& partly because the fucking Guardian's fucking videos can't fucking be fucking embedded, so fuck them, but we chanced upon a list of awful interviews & while most of them involved Limeys interviewing Yanks (so cultural differences are to be expected) or Limeys & other Limeys (And who the hell cares about that? Not even Limeys themselves, we'll confidently state.) but the one all-American item (of six) was this (embeddable) classic.Baker Bonus:
But the single question I'd most like to have asked Ginger Baker – and which should have been asked in the film – is a variant on Simon's: Why are you such an unpleasant man? What possible benefit does it bring you? After all, you don't watch Beware of Mr Baker and think: he might be a tosser, but at least he's happy. In fact, he just seems filled with anger and bitterness.
Don't forget the rage. And the pain.

What Kind Of Tree Would You Be?

Why aren't the two on the left dead yet? And if they are still breathing, why aren't they being tortured? And why were Cronkite & Chancellor allowed to live so long? What is the matter w/ the people of these United Snakes? What keeps them from recognizing their enemies on sight? Is it an allegedly liberal media that wants to weaken America?

This picture would take 1,000 words to say "uh-uh, no," but it's a picture.
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS ARCHIVE / GETTY IMAGES
Barbara Walters, Henry Kissinger, Walter Cronkite and John Chancellor
after being awarded the Hubert H. Humphrey Freedom Prize
for their roles in Mideast peace talks in 1977.
Alex Pareene specifies why Babs' head should be on a pike.
Let’s not forget one of her most recent Big Scoops, an exclusive interview with murderous Syrian strongman Bashar al-Assad. How did she score that one? It probably helps that she was friends with Assad. Walters vacationed to Syria in 2008, and thought Assad and his wife, Asma, were “very charming and intelligent.” After the 2011 interview — while Assad’s military was killing demonstrators across the country — Walters wrote letters recommending the Assad aide who set up the interview for plum American media internships. (With Walters’ help, the aide was accepted to Columbia.)
Lovely couple. They're both so charming & intelligent.
Photos.

Monday, May 13, 2013

If You Haven't Done Anything Wrong
You Have Nothing To Worry About,
Tea Party Tax Cheaters

If all the worthless assholes, Democratic* & Republican, would shut their fucking cake-holes about what an outrage & horror this IRS-looks-at-the-Tea-Party bullshit is for just a moment & pull their heads from their asses, a few of them might realize it's perfectly sensible to investigate people & organizations whose sole excuse for being was alleged to be displeasure at paying taxes, indeed a revulsion at the very concept of taxes (except poll taxes of course).
It it really such a stretch of the imagination that outfits pretending that the Tea in Tea Party stood for "Taxed Enough Already" might not be interested in following the finer points of the tax code & could very well be cheating on their taxes? (By the way, what happened to amorphous Republican plans to "close tax loopholes?" Can't close 'em if you don't know what they are.) And why should the government subsidize admittedly anti-democratic & hate-filled organizations that want to overthrow the duly-elected gov't."take our country back?"

Then once the elected clowns shut the hell up maybe the lame-ass media could stop paying attention to the whiny would-be victims. Not a single damn loudmouthed right wing jerk has shut up, stopped typing, been removed from the air or denied Internet access by the government or by anyone else. Nor have any of them made any effort to differentiate between paranoid persecution fantasies & the dull reality where no one gives a shit about them or their personal psychiatric & financial problems.

Irony will come when no one will believe them even as they're crammed onto Amtrak trains & sent to "the east""F.E.M.A. camps" for some education, because they'll have been crying "chilling effect" & "black helicopters" for so long no one will believe them. Or care.
*We most specifically mean one Max Baucus of Montana, a deserving recipient of the Hypocrite of a Given Time Period award (A lovely metal trophy, jacketed in copper & launched directly at the recipient.) if this is true. And whenever mentioning the Senator, we like to note that "Baucus corruption" returns about 470,000 results. Will no one rid us of this Senator? (Yes, he's retiring this yr. but former Senator Baucus will surely take the opportunity to replenish the coffers, George Bush style. Expect more & better corruption now that he's free of the Senate.)

Worth Some Words

Hey Trotskyites, it's Victor Navasky!Our favorite today.

Nobody Knows ...

If it isn't one thing, it's another ... & naturally this would happen on a Monday.

All of the (several) reasonable people in Southern California are appalled by the local tee vee stations that offer "news" dragging out the "STORMWATCH" graphics whenever more than half an inch or so of precip. is promised. This a.m., no sooner had we awakened in a puddle of our own perspiration & turned on the telly then we were confronted w/ a new one: "HEATWATCH" (because the mercury may hit triple [Fahrenheit] digits in some areas)!

Enough is enough we decided, we simply can not live any fucking longer in a hot sweaty world populated w/ cretinous drones. So we closed all the windows tightly & went to turn on the gas, BUT NO GAS! (We now sincerely hope that one of these fucks manages to blow up at least the apt. where they're messing w/ the gas, if not the whole damn bldg.) Talk about a last straw, our last nerve has been plucked. Whose fucking non-existence is it, anyway?

Then, adding insult to a pain in the ass, they fucking go around offering to light your pilot as if you're some fucking moron cave-dweller who hasn't mastered flame yet. We are so tired of you fucks. Just because you're an idiot doesn't mean all of us are imbeciles.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Spring Cleaning

We blame the anti-smoking anti-depressant pills for this burst of energy.
Believe it or shove it, it's an improvement.

"Mother" Is Only Half A Word

If you know what we mean.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Your Children & The National Debt

The national debt is the last thing your mutant spawn will be thinking of as they dogpaddle about hoping they're getting enough nutritious plankton. They'll beg for the quick release of a meteor strike.
Massive movements of people are likely to occur over the rest of the century because global temperatures are likely to rise by up to 5C because carbon dioxide levels have risen unabated for 50 years, said Stern, who is head of the Grantham Research Institute on Climate Change.

"When temperatures rise to that level, we will have disrupted weather patterns and spreading deserts," he said. "Hundreds of millions of people will be forced to leave their homelands because their crops and animals will have died. The trouble will come when they try to migrate into new lands, however. That will bring them into armed conflict with people already living there. Nor will it be an occasional occurrence. It could become a permanent feature of life on Earth."
"We have always been at war w/ every other tribe."
The news that atmospheric carbon dioxide levels have reached 400ppm has been seized on by experts because that level brings the world close to the point where it becomes inevitable that it will experience a catastrophic rise in temperatures. Scientists have warned for decades of the danger of allowing industrial outputs of carbon dioxide to rise unchecked.

The prospect of Earth returning to these climatic conditions is causing major alarm. As temperatures rise, deserts will spread and life-sustaining weather patterns such as the North Indian monsoon could be disrupted. Agriculture could fail on a continent-wide basis and hundreds of millions of people would be rendered homeless, triggering widespread conflict.

There are likely to be severe physical consequences for the planet. Rising temperatures will shrink polar ice caps – the Arctic's is now at its lowest since records began – and so reduce the amount of solar heat they reflect back into space. Similarly, thawing of the permafrost lands of Alaska, Canada and Russia could release even more greenhouse gases, including methane, and further intensify global warming.
If not meteors or comets, atomic oblivion will do. It's inevitable, really.
"You ain't bringin' no cows & donkeys in here. Now git or else!"
What better way to tell a few million starving neighbors to get off what's left of one's lawn than a nuke or two?

Much as we hate to say our cynicism was completely justified it was completely justified, wasn't it?

Thumbs Up

We think this is something to eat.
So why'd someone come out & shout "No photos?" Makes us suspicious. Not that we were planning to eat any of whatever the hell it is.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Police Terror Of The Future

The sky, very similar to the background.
Via L.A. Observed:
KCRW producer Matt Holzman embedded with cops in the LAPD Air Support unit to see what it's like in the helicopters that patrol Los Angeles skies.
If he could drive home, whether to NPR guy hep urban pad or suburbia, it is not "embedding." A day or two hanging at the helipad & a couple of fly-alongs while the ossifers mostly ignore you &/or try to be on their best behavior is not like racing to Baghdad in a truck full of hopped-up jarheadsgyrenes, you hyperbolic drone.

Now then. Are we as blind/stupid as ever, or have the SoundCloud clowns given us a player w/o a volume control? (It's the accumulation of these little things that drives some to anti-social acts, you know.)ADDED AGGRAVATION: If the fucking thing isn't playing here (IT DIDN"T FOR US, & THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE MEAN BY "ACCUMULATION OF LITTLE THINGS," BY THE FUCKING WAY.) click through to listen, & leave a nasty note for SoundCloud about cross-platform something usability blah.

And mere secs. later: We must admit they (whoever they may be) are geniuses, because now the damn thing plays, & we, having added a now-useless paragraph (& this one) are about to boil over w/ rage.

Take Two

We were reading a thing about re-recordings of "the classics" & were reminded of a prime example of the phenomenon, an example we once owned. Sadly, the guy typing the item remembered as well & typed it up,
When Sinatra left Capitol Records in 1960 to found his own label, Reprise Records—with the explicit goal of giving artists more control over their recordings—he made a series of albums that included re-recorded versions of his Capitol hits. The financial incentive was huge: Sinatra was still riding high, and since he owned Reprise he stood to make far more money from sales of the re-recorded records than the originals. (Even so, he had to sell the company to Warner Bros. a few years later.) [Ha ha! — Editor Bouffant] Similarly, Ponak pointed out, when Chuck Berry left Chess Records for Mercury, the first thing he did was record a greatest-hits collection, presumably at a much more favorable royalty rate, without making it clear that the hits had been re-recorded.
so we've no particular reason to quote or link to it. It's not as if any human activity's been authentic for some time anyway.

Should probably be clear it was the Chuck Berry Mercury diskL.P. we once had, not Sinatra remakes.

Dirt

Piled high & deep.

Debris

Making America a bigger shithole, one planter at a time.
You fucking pigs.

Will Not Go Away

One would imagine that 80 yrs. after the Thousand Year Reich was established (& 68 yrs. after it was officially over) the whole Nazi thing would have been forgotten or be so damn boring one would hear little about it, but Nazis are still quite popular, & written about all the time. (Eleventy-Dimensional Chess Dep't.: It's as if the Nazis, by changing names ["Randian Objectivists"] & wearing fewer uniforms, infiltrated the faction of the "victorious" side they knew was more sympathetic, shall we say, to their anti-communist & pro-corporate desires, & actually won that war for world domination we had about 75 yrs. ago. Nah, couldn't be. The now-industrialized West would have to be pretty damn dense to ... )
A controversial Nazi-themed production of Richard Wagner's Tannhäuser has been cancelled after it caused some audience members to seek medical help and prompted others to walk out in anger.

The Rheinoper in Düsseldorf said it was in a state of shock after being deluged with complaints by members of the public who called the opera tasteless and unnecessarily provocative.

The production, which opened last Saturday and was expected to be one of the highlights of the celebrations for the bicentenary of Wagner's birth later this month, has a Nazi storyline, and includes scenes of people dying in gas chambers, being shot and raped, and of members of a family having their heads shaved before their execution.
Some of history is agonizing, & so what? It fucking happened & because it did, reminders are never unnecessary or provocative. Krauts really shouldn't attempt to shove it all down the memory hole. (We've another hole we'd could suggest where they can shove a few things ...)

And what a bunch of sissified weaklings. Where is the Germany of yesterday that could start a war & mean it? Look at this crap:
Some opera goers were said to be so traumatised they had to receive medical assistance. The director of the opera house, Christoph Meyer, said his company had not meant to offend, and its purpose had been to "mourn, not mock" victims of the Holocaust. The production, by director Burkhard C Kosminski, is said to have bombarded the audience with shocking Holocaust imagery from the start.

The opening scene depicts singers inside glass containers dropping to the floor as they are enveloped in a white fog – a clear allusion to the gas chambers that killed millions in Nazi death camps.
Where were the sensitive/vomiting Wagner-lovers when the real Holocaust was happening? Compare your suffering while watching a damn opera to the agony, torture, slavery & death your parents & grandparents inflicted on their fellow citizens just a few yrs. ago.

Even ignoring Nazis who came to these United Snakes to establish the anti-communist national security state, the Nazis' ideological descendants are actually in charge of everything (all in the name of free markets & anti-communism) on both sides of the Atlantic.
He had also found vindication for his controversial subject of inquiry. Back in 2007, when Herwig began publishing articles in Der Spiegel about the public figures he unearthed in the Karteikarten, he provoked an angry backlash, which continued over time as he revealed the Nazi Party membership of more than a dozen prominent German politicians, intellectuals, and artists. “Whenever I wrote that I’d discovered a pillar of society who had a stain, people would say, ‘Oh god, he’s muckraking, he’s throwing dirt at these people, it cannot be true.’” He paused. “But sorry, it is: here’s the file.”
Sheer sloth-like inertia had us ignoring our Nazis, but our Puritan sense of duty forced us to perform a cursory search, which for once was worth the effort. First item returned is a perfect illustation.
Perhaps the report’s most damning disclosures come in assessing the Central Intelligence Agency’s involvement with Nazi émigrés. Scholars and previous government reports had acknowledged the C.I.A.’s use of Nazis for postwar intelligence purposes. But this report goes further in documenting the level of American complicity and deception in such operations.

The Justice Department report, describing what it calls “the government’s collaboration with persecutors,” says that O.S.I investigators learned that some of the Nazis “were indeed knowingly granted entry” to the United States, even though government officials were aware of their pasts. “America, which prided itself on being a safe haven for the persecuted, became — in some small measure — a safe haven for persecutors as well,” it said.
If you aren't hatin' on America, you aren't paying attention.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

A Plea For Understanding

From a law-abiding citizen.Ricochet:

Onward Little Xian Soldiers

We pause in the photo-bloggering to remind all & sundry that the editor-publisher of this electro-rag was home-schooled for several yrs. & it Didn;[t hurt us mnone  !!

No surprises for anyone who'll admit that child-bearing & rearing are fascism in its purest & vilest form, & that home schooling is the vilest form of raising the little bastards, but as long as Western society allows young people to be held hostage to their parents' ideologies the message of freedom for all (not just powerful white grown-ups) must be repeated.

Christian Reconstructionists

Smith is referring to the Calvinist movement, founded by Rousas John Rushdoony, that advocates a Christian takeover of the political system in order to "purify" the nation and cleanse it of the sin of secularism. Rushdoony taught that public schools – "statist education," in his words – promote chaos, primitivism, and "a vast disintegration into the void". He advocated home schooling as a way to rear a generation that could carry out the mission of retaking the nation for Christ.

Much of fundamentalist home schooling is driven by deeply sexist and patriarchal ideology. The Quiverfull movement teaches that women need to submit to their husbands and have as many babies as they possibly can. The effects of these ideas on children are devastating, as a glance at HA's blogs show.

"The story of being home schooled was a story of being told to sit down and shut up. 'An ideal woman is quiet and submissive,' I was told time and time again," writes Phoebe. "The silence and submission I was pushed into was ultimately a place of loneliness, bitterness and almost crippling insecurity."

The fundamentalist home schooling world also advocates an extraordinarily authoritarian view of the parental role. Corporal punishment is frequently encouraged. The effects are, again, often quite devastating. "People who experienced authoritarian parents tend to turn into adults with poor boundaries," writes one pseudonymous HA blogger. "It's an extremely unsatisfying and unsustainable way to live."
Now we'll have to wait until one of these little ideologues blows up something for Jesus before any of these unfortunate children are freed from the fascist prisons of their houses.

In Transit

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Small World Dep't.

Our Puritan sense of duty obligates us to continue following & reporting onsharing stories we've previously coveredlinked.

So extra fun for us when this Tom Friedman twice-a-day-broken-clock style item on the coming competition for H2O was datelined Yemen where, per Tom &/or a taxi driver, the war is on:
[P]eople get to run their taps for only 36 hours every 30 days or so. They have to fill up as much as they can and then rely on water trucks that come through neighborhoods and sell water like a precious commodity. I am visiting Mohamed Qaid, a 25-year-old laborer from the nearby village of Qaradh who was struck the night before in the hand and chest by three bullets fired by a sniper from Marzouh, the village next door. The two villages have been fighting over the rapidly dwindling water supply from their shared mountain springs. Six people have been killed and many more wounded in clashes since 2000 that have heated up of late. One was killed a night ago. Qaid is in pain, but he wanted to tell people about what is happening here. I have one question: “Were you really shot in a fight over water?” He winces out his answer: “It wasn’t about politics. It wasn’t about the Muslim Brotherhood. It was about water.”
Extra fun because in 1962 our father's employer, a civil engineering firm, sent him to Yemen w/ USAID to advise the locals which direction water flows in or something. He arrived just in time to be kept under house arrest for a wk. or so & then to be thrown out of the country by the anti-royalist army officers who had "attempted to seize power." 51 yrs. later the Yemeni water situation is even worse. No hope, is there?Not much water, either, & what there is isn't cheap.

The Two Towers

Did not expect them to be 10+ stories,
most construction in this area being a few floors of apts./condos over commercial space.
No, these too are apt. towers, 25 & 28 stories worth.
Used to be a Woolworth's (w/ lunch counter) on that corner in the mid-1970s. Now get the fuck off our lawn, punk!

Parks & Rec

North side.
South side.