Thursday, December 1, 2016

The Schaden Freudes Itself:
Trump's Chumps Regret

People too stupid to live say Ooops!!

Yoy! I think this sub-human cretin means "tough" guy.
Gotta love the big-typing illiterates who want a "tough guy" to lead them around by the rings in their noses.

This one, not so goddamn funny. (Only 'cause I'm in Bob's boat too. Hope I don't have to throw him overboard.)

Positive Ion Alert For Southland!!

A strong and damaging Santa Ana wind event is expected to occur across Southern California Friday into Saturday, with the strongest winds likely to occur Friday into Friday night. In the Los Angeles and Ventura County mountains, widespread damaging wind gusts of 60 to 80 mph are expected, while coastal and valley areas will likely see damaging wind gusts of 40 to 60 mph. With humidities expected to lower through the day on Friday, a Red Flag Warning will be in effect Friday into Saturday for coastal and valley areas of Los Angeles and Ventura Counties. For the mountains, humidities will be at moderate levels on Friday, then are expected to lower to critical levels on Saturday when a Fire Weather Watch is in effect. The threat of strong Santa Ana winds with low relative humidities and the associated threat of downed power lines will bring extreme fire danger to the region. Upon ignition, there will be the potential for rapid fire spread and extreme fire behavior. Other potential impacts include widespread downed trees and power outages, as well as hazardous driving conditions for high profile vehicles. This will be a cold Santa Ana wind event, with wind chills likely dipping into the 30s across portions of the coast and valleys on Friday night, with values into the single digits and teens across the mountains.
Tie down your trailers, trailer park trash!
[N.W.S.F.O Los Angeles/Oxnard]

Just What This World Of Shit & Pain Needs: More Overpriced Piss

Before Howie got his hands on it.
Does "high-end" mean "sticks its ass in the air"?
Starbucks Corp. said Howard Schultz is stepping down as chief executive so he can devote all of his time to a new strategic initiative* of opening high-end coffee shops for the 45-year-old company.
Web of Evil rates for Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf (as if you care or it mattered).

[From the elitist pig Wall Street Journal, which won't let commoners like you read their crap beyond the first paragraph or so. Therefore, why bother w/ a link? Or, indeed, anything the fuck at all?]
*When this reporter hears the phrase "strategic initiative" I check if my wallet is still there, & then I reach for my revolvercarbon-fiber composite high-capacity magazine semi-automatic sidearm.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Weasel-Dick Weds.

Petraeus would have to notify probation officer if named Secretary of State

No idea how Federal probation works, but it'd be pretty damn funny if Gen. Betrayed-U.S.'s probation officer wouldn't let him take the job because being around all the low-life scumbags, crooks, cronies & cretins of the Trump Admin. would be highly detrimental to his rehabilitaion. As if that lying, cheating sack of shit could ever be rehabilitated.

[The Hill]

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Why MARVEL Movies Suck

Judging from this, all their wage-slaves are over-worked & sleep-deprived.You'll be sorry you ruined your health for a mess of pottage, show biz chump.


His Majesty's precious, nay, sacred, fees-fees are hurt when one notes what a literal sack of grotesquerie he is.
Anxiously awaiting a visit from the Secret Service, or maybe "losing my citizenship". Not that I care, because I'll be homeless & then dead as soon as Social Security & Medicare are repealed.

Woman W/ Issues, Again

This sad woman is going to have the shit beaten out of her if she doesn't get professional assistance w/ all of her issues w/ people who work for a living.I think we can eliminate "economic anxiety" as a cause of her assholery; after all, she (claims to) have a "90,000 dollar a year" job. And one can imagine why she so often isn't treated as she feels she should be. Typical Trumpie, in other words: Privileged, entitled, obnoxious & mentally ill. (Trumpian English, noted here & in her other star turn: She thinks "name-call" is a verb, as in "you name-called me", rather than "you called me a name".)

This one via Wonkette.

The Day The Donald Forgot His TanBronzer

Does this deserve a trigger warning?
Or just a trigger?

Monday, November 28, 2016

Making The Swamp Deeper

"And Now, From What We Had Understood ..."

What in the hell is this delusional, paranoid & so disgraced by election shenanigans she can't run for anything ever again cretin/retard talking about?
Obama, she said, “was about to separate the Jewish people from her land in, essentially, a forced genocidal exodus, a removal from the biblical lands.”
Th' fuck? Were the voices in her head telling her that?Well, Michele, Obummer still has a few wks. to "git 'er done". What's stopping him? Shortage of moving vans?

Typical Trumpites

She seems nice. Apparently being informed that Michael's is out of big free bags but you can buy one for a dollar is the worst reverse-racism & discrimination possible.Doesn't seem to be suffering from much economic anxiety, does she?

Are these fucking people mind-readers? How can they tell they're being "discriminated" against for voting Trump? Another winner:

Man who yelled ‘Trump!’ in viral Starbucks video: ‘I had a bad day’

Previous bad days: the one in 2008 when he was arrested on a DUI charge. The one a week later when he was again charged with DUI. And the day in 2014 when he was charged with domestic violence, which was later dropped. And there were all those days, going back years, when he emailed the Miami Herald with rants against Cubans, women, immigrants, gays and lesbians, President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

Sanguesa, 53, was identified Thursday after the video went viral. He told the Miami Herald he had apologized to Starbucks — then did a quick turnaround threatening to sue the company for discrimination and causing him to lose business.

“I had a bad day. I was wrong for screaming at her. I have since apologized,” Sanguesa said Thursday morning.

In a second interview with the Herald, he added: “My attorneys want to file a lawsuit. No one saw the first part of the video. I was completely done wrong. I was racially discriminated against. I was refused service. I was wrong to get upset, but I was racially discriminated against.

“She wouldn’t serve me,” he said. “She knew I was a Trump supporter and wouldn’t give me my coffee.”
Not to mock the afflicted (Much. On the other hand, IM1RU12?) but ...
Sanguesa, who said he suffers from mental illness and did not take his medication the day of the incident . . .
Is that what happened? Did the lesser part of American voters just "forget" their medication on 8 November?

Monday Mush-Up

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Today In Trump's America

Apparently there is no longer any shame at all under Trump. AHEM!!
Our original item, from much earlier today, is directly below. Harrumph, also!

Days Of The Weak

Here's a depressing line-up: Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Suck-My-Dick Sunday, Cyber Monday, Trump Tuesday & White Supremacist Weasel-Dick Wednesday.

Keep consuming, chumps: The planet isn't completely covered in ugly plastic shit manufactured by slave labor yet.
Shutterstock, stolen from the Toronto Star, which may have paid for it.

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Ultra-American Bandstand

Trump's National Socialismecurity Advisor is Army Lt. Gen. (ret'd./forced out) Michael Flynn, a/k/a "Mad Dog". As in rabid & foaming at the mouth. Yes, Trump's found yet another of the best people. And apparently under the same rock he's turned over to find his other brilliant selections. Excerpts for the busy, w/ better headline:
Gen. Michael Flynn's Slow Descent Into Madness
It's the standard mess of bullshitting, contradiction & fearful delusion. And that's just Mad Dog Mike. He & his putative boss, President-elect Pussy-Grabber, don't have their stories straight either, as noted in a review of the general's new book, co-authored w/ fear-mongering old fool Michael Ledeen. (We could rest our case w/ those last two words alone.)

Must be fun to be able to be so jaw-droppingly two-faced. (Or so blithe to reality you just don't care. Added possibility: Senile dementia.) Gen. Flynn called security protocols ‘stupid’ but criticized Clinton for the same during campaign
No, really?

Hint to the "Mad Dog": These two numbers are jokes, kinda. If Trump wants to be taken seriously, or respected, or whatever for his pathetic psychological needs to be met, he might not let national security policy be set by a cashiered cretin who doesn't get that some beer-swilling musicians from L.A. are making a funny.
What. Ever. Too late to draft me!
Culture note: As evidenced above, Lee Ving (& who knows who else) re-cut FEAR The Record in 2012, as The FEAR Record. Reduce, reuse, recycle, regurgitate.

Friday, November 25, 2016

2016 Swings Its Scythe Again

Or not; at this stage any news may be bogus. Let's just listen to this while we see if Fidel really is dead.
We can even listen to the alleged orig., from 1964, when Fidel meant something.
This does look fairly authentic.
¡Hasta la victoria!

Every Picture Tells A Story, Dunnit?


Thursday, November 24, 2016

Today In Canine Emotion

Very disappointed in the terror community. After the forces of reaction, repression & security theater🛂 practically begged for an attack on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade by claiming how safe it would be due to the many many oinking pigs protecting the idiotic event nothing happened! Nothing!!

90 yrs. of this horsecrap💩 parade w/o terror attacks, & I'm supposed to be grateful? I think not.

I cannot wait until Trumpy-Lumpy is in office & starts transforming this nation of subhuman 🐑 into the third world shithole it deserves & wants to be.

On the other hand, fingers crossed for Black Friday attacks💣. Security theater can't protect an entire nation of suckers bent on consuming. Shop 'til you drop (in a pool of your own blood).

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Already A Holiday Classic?
🦃(Or Just A Turkey?)🦃

This 🦃touching little Thanksgiving tale🦃 has been on (albeit currently at the bottom of) the popular items list at the foot of this pile of 💩 for some time, holidays or not. No idea why; no one linked to it that I know, nor is it an embarrassing celebrity picture that might pop up in a typical search by idiots on the iNternet, but if it's popular, we'll bring it back.

And you may be absolutely certain I'll not be leaving the bunker today.
Blogger Meta-Note: Many will be sadly disappointed, but there is no "goatse" special character. Yet.

Musical Selections

Listening to this yesterday for some reason, & was struck by C.B.S. Radio playing music as if it were state-run media during a coup.
Some may also be amused by the stockyard advert at the beginning, just after the announcer breaks the first report from Dallas.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Tues. Tweets