Saturday, December 3, 2016
Friday, December 2, 2016
Thursday, December 1, 2016
Yoy! I think this sub-human cretin means "tough" guy.
This one, not so goddamn funny. (Only 'cause I'm in Bob's boat too. Hope I don't have to throw him overboard.)
[N.W.S.F.O Los Angeles/Oxnard]
|Before Howie got his hands on it.|
Starbucks Corp. said Howard Schultz is stepping down as chief executive so he can devote all of his time to a new strategic initiative* of opening high-end coffee shops for the 45-year-old company.Web of Evil rates for Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf (as if you care or it mattered).
[From the elitist pig Wall Street Journal, which won't let commoners like you read their crap beyond the first paragraph or so. Therefore, why bother w/ a link? Or, indeed, anything the fuck at all?]
*When this reporter hears the phrase "strategic initiative" I check if my wallet is still there, & then I reach for my
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
No idea how Federal probation works, but it'd be pretty damn funny if Gen. Betrayed-U.S.'s probation officer wouldn't let him take the job because being around all the low-life scumbags, crooks, cronies & cretins of the Trump Admin. would be highly detrimental to his rehabilitaion. As if that lying, cheating sack of shit could ever be rehabilitated.
Petraeus would have to notify probation officer if named Secretary of State
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
This one via Wonkette.
Monday, November 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump Lying & Crooked Gen. Betrayus, convicted of security violations, cheated on his wife? Just who'd impress a loser like you.— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 29, 2016
Obama, she said, “was about to separate the Jewish people from her land in, essentially, a forced genocidal exodus, a removal from the biblical lands.”Th' fuck? Were the voices in her head telling her that?Well, Michele, Obummer still has a few wks. to "git 'er done". What's stopping him? Shortage of moving vans?
Are these fucking people mind-readers? How can they tell they're being "discriminated" against for voting Trump? Another winner:
Man who yelled ‘Trump!’ in viral Starbucks video: ‘I had a bad day’
Not to mock the afflicted (Much. On the other hand, IM1RU12?) but ...
Sanguesa, who said he suffers from mental illness and did not take his medication the day of the incident . . .Is that what happened? Did the lesser part of American voters just "forget" their medication on 8 November?
Sunday, November 27, 2016
@tbogg Hey hey hey, if you're gonna steal, credit!! https://t.co/PvCQB4B2Qu P.S.: Typed it two days before it posted, too!!— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 28, 2016
Keep consuming, chumps: The planet isn't completely covered in ugly plastic shit manufactured by slave labor yet.
|Shutterstock, stolen from the Toronto Star, which may have paid for it.|
Saturday, November 26, 2016
Gen. Michael Flynn's Slow Descent Into MadnessIt's the standard mess of bullshitting, contradiction & fearful delusion. And that's just Mad Dog Mike. He & his putative boss, President-elect Pussy-Grabber, don't have their stories straight either, as noted in a review of the general's new book, co-authored w/ fear-mongering old fool Michael Ledeen. (We could rest our case w/ those last two words alone.)
Must be fun to be able to be so jaw-droppingly two-faced. (Or so blithe to reality you just don't care. Added possibility: Senile dementia.) Gen. Flynn called security protocols ‘stupid’ but criticized Clinton for the same during campaign
Hint to the "Mad Dog": These two numbers are jokes, kinda. If Trump wants to be taken seriously, or respected, or whatever for his pathetic psychological needs to be met, he might not let national security policy be set by a cashiered cretin who doesn't get that some beer-swilling musicians from L.A. are making a funny.
Culture note: As evidenced above, Lee Ving (& who knows who else) re-cut FEAR The Record in 2012, as The FEAR Record. Reduce, reuse, recycle, regurgitate.
Friday, November 25, 2016
Información de Raúl Castro sobre el fallecimiento del líder de la Revolución Cubana #FidelCastro #Cuba pic.twitter.com/vSwWY3gdiH— CubanitoenCuba (@CubanitoenCuba) November 26, 2016
Thursday, November 24, 2016
90 yrs. of this horsecrap💩 parade w/o terror attacks, & I'm supposed to be grateful? I think not.
I cannot wait until Trumpy-Lumpy is in office & starts transforming this nation of subhuman 🐑 into the third world shithole it deserves & wants to be.
On the other hand, fingers crossed for Black Friday attacks💣. Security theater can't protect an entire nation of suckers bent on consuming. Shop 'til you drop (in a pool of your own blood).
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
And you may be absolutely certain I'll not be leaving the bunker today.
Blogger Meta-Note: Many will be sadly disappointed, but there is no "goatse" special character. Yet.
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
@CBSNews "Some boos." All boos! Kiss my ass, lying media. And get the wax out of your ears!!— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 22, 2016
@realDonaldTrump Keep draining that swamp of incompetent buffoons & then hiring them for your short-lived admin. It'll be uuuge. And sad!!!— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 22, 2016