Fuck You In Your Lying Mouths, Coppers

Craig McCarthy / New York Post:
How conspiracy theories about the NYPD Shake Shack ‘poisoning’ blew up  —  The three cops at the center of the NYPD milkshake “poisoning” scandal never even got sick, and there wasn't the slightest whiff of criminality from the get-go — but that didn't stop gung-ho brass from rolling
Paul Waldman / Washington Post:   Happy Hour Roundup
Dan Adler / Vanity Fair:   The NYPD's Shake Shack Saga Was an Even Bigger Fraud Than We Realized
Charlie Nash / Mediaite:   New York Post Reports NYPD Lied to Escalate Shake Shack Scandal — And That Officers Never Even Got Sick
TMZ.com:   NYPD Brass Reportedly Made Up Shake Shack ‘Poisoned’ Milkshakes Theory
Ben Yakas / Gothamist:   Officers Who Police Union Falsely Claimed Were “Poisoned” By Shake Shack Reportedly Never Had Symptoms
Eugene Volokh / Reason:   Anatomy of Yet Another Hate Crime False Alarm

Everything they say is a lie.