Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Block That Metaphor!

No (visible) pearls in this pool photo, just some of the ugliest & cheapest looking appliqué or Bedazzler action ever.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer is Sarah "Pearl Choker" Huckabee* Sanders, mouthpiece for Trump. At today's lie-fest she said this:
MS. SANDERS: Look, the President is fighting for an agenda, and he has -- as I've said, if he gets hit, he's going to hit back. And people didn't elect him to be weak; they elected him to be strong. And if he feels it's necessary to respond, he's going to do that.

And at the same time --

Q  But you have -- there is no margin for error, though, Sarah.

MS. SANDERS:  -- he can talk and chew gum at the same time.  He's pushing forward on an agenda.  It takes 30 seconds to send out a tweet, and he spends the bulk of his day working on and pushing policy initiatives like tax reform, like tax cuts, and that's what he is committed to doing.
A) It's rude to talk & chew gum at the same time. B) The actual expression is "walk & chew gum at the same time".
Or something. Who knows or cares any longer? C) Perhaps if Trump gave more than 30 secs. of thought to his idiotic Tweets ...
*You think her father, Big Ol' Lumpy Huckabee, is worried that Trump might grab her by the genitalia? (Or is he worried that Trump won't?)

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