Oh, my. That is long. No wonder Wonkette didn't bother. You could listen to whatever the fuck her name is this wk. discussing Hillary Clinton's replacement by one of these "Jesuit Clones".CHRONOLOGY of Gail Chord's life:
+Gabrielle Chana is Gail Chord's pen name. Loree McBride is the wife of the Jesuit clone of actor Brent Spiner. The real Brent Spiner has had no willing and knowing sex with this publicist and has never, ever desired her. While Brent desired Gail every day (1990 to now), Jesuits stole Brent's semen and then used this semen to impregnate (or implant it into) Loree without sex. From 1992 to now, Loree threatens death to Gail if Brent won't cooperate with her desire for publicity as Brent's sexual partner, if Brent won't play her game.
Since her divorce (2001), Gail has not dated anyone and has only had sex with one man her entire life: her ex-husband. Brent Spiner, in his CD+Dreamland, sings about Gail and his journey with her (1990 to now). Gail broke down in tears when she first heard it on Feb. 8, 2010.
(1957) Born September 15, 1957 at Jackson Memorial Hospital, Miami, Florida to a pilot father and a fashion model mother. Though mother is fluent in Japanese, she never taught Gail the Japanese language, but her mother did raise Gail by herself, so Gail was raised on Japanese food, and Gail has a Japanese approach to romance. Most of mother's royal bloodlines are from the Ainu/Emishi race (where Brent tells Gail +her royal German/Russian bloodlines come from--which is where Gail got the genes of Catherine the Great). The royal German/Russian bloodlines from Gail's mother are dominant in Gail--explains why Gail does not look Japanese.
(1960) Father left home for good. Parents divorced.
(1961) +Great uncle Howard Hughes made film +The Carpetbaggers about himself (Jonas Cord). Gail's maiden name is CHORD.
(1963) Began elementary school in Miami.
(1969) Won first place in Elementary School spelling bee. Began junior high at Miami. Studied Spanish in 7th and 8th grades.
(1971) Moved to Oxnard, California. Began high school at Port Hueneme, California. Accepted Christ as Savior.
(1972) Family moved back to Miami, Florida. Attended ninth grade at Junior High. Started tenth grade in Miami high school. Studied German in 10th and 11th grades. As member of her high school's Concert Chorus sang in the chorus for Handel's Messiah, the chorus for professional operas with the Miami Beach Symphony Orchestra, and in the +Apple Blossom Festival in Virginia, with a voice like Julie Andrews or Shirley Jones. If Gail wanted to, she could have sung opera or the solo parts for Handel's Messiah.
(1975) Last two years of high school studied literature, including Russian literature and War and Peace, in advanced level English classes. Took one year of typing, second best in class. Graduated from high school. Again, sang in the chorus for Handel's Messiah, for choruses in professional operas with the Miami Beach Symphony Orchestra, in the Apple Blossom Festival in Virginia (why Gail chose "I'll Be With You in Apple Blossom Time" for her Silver Skies’theme song), and in the chorus for the musical Brigadoon.
Started college at community college in Miami as pre-medicine or nursing major. First year of college took pre-medicine courses.
(1976) Great uncle +Howard Hughes died. Gail received none of his inheritance and hardly noticed his death, did not know he was a relative. Gail visited Japan in July to see relatives.
(1977) Received A.A. in pre-nursing from community college with a 3.4 grade point average. Began nursing studies at Florida State University School of Nursing in Tallahassee, Florida (bachelor of science nursing program).
(1978) Switched major from nursing to Health Education.
(1979) Took a year of music theory and a food preparation course as electives from Florida State University. Graduated cum laude (with honors) with a B.S. in Health Education from +Florida State University. Accepted to Air Force Officer's Training School in Lackland, Texas, but rejected this to attend+Baptist University of America in Decatur, Georgia (in the same family of schools as Bob Jones University in Greenville, SC; Jerry Falwell's Liberty University and Baptist Bible College in Springfield, Missouri).
(1981) NOTE: Brent informed Gail (around 2002 to 2003) that her paternal grandfather was Howard Hughes's genetic brother. Gail's paternal grandfather died in October in Tampa, Florida (1981). Gail went to the funeral of Howard Hughes's brother (did not know Howard Hughes's related to her at the time).
(1982) Took a year and a half of piano lessons (practiced on Kawai pianos) and a year of literature at Baptist University. Also studied missions and education.
(1983) Graduated with a bachelor of science degree in humanities (the outstanding humanities graduate, with emphasis in missionary preparation and teaching) from Baptist University of America, Decatur, Georgia. Two bachelor's degrees now. Taught chemistry, biology, math, science and Bible one year at Christian school in Florida. 5'7" and 130 pounds.
(1984) Worked as secretary for U.S. Army Recruiting Battalion (Miami, Florida) and then for I.R.S. attorneys (downtown Miami) while engaged. Never kissed fiance', held his hand, or had any body contact with him during the entire engagement and dating period-didn't want to risk pre-marital sex. All dates were talk only.
(1985) Got married as a virgin on April 20, 1985. Gail proud that before marriage, she had no physical contact at all with fiance during the entire dating and engagement period. Family transferred to Oregon. Worked as secretary for U.S. Army Corps of Engineers in Oregon.
(1986) Family transferred to upper peninsula of Michigan. Lived in a new mobile home. Family drove Gail to Flint, Michigan to buy her a new Kawai apartment upright piano.
(1987) Because family lived on U.S./Canadian border, son born in Canadian hospital. Now a stay-at-home mom. Jesuits murdered Gail's husband, David Schuler, and replaced him with his Jesuit clone.
(1988) Began accounting correspondence studies, studied management, accounting, introduction to business, business writing, business math. Sleep problems, tried psychiatric medicines for this (gained about ten pounds on psychiatric medications). Medicines didn't work, except the tranquilizer, because Gail did not have psychiatric problems. Voice problems. Mother married a retired Army Lt. Colonel in 1988.
(1989) Lady at Canadian church educated Gail about +Carole Jackson's Color Me Beautiful. Gail bought book, started to explore fashion design and color. Family transferred to Miami, Florida. Abandoned accounting studies, due to stress from child welfare agencies (state government). Started writing Brent Spiner about once a month. About this time, Gail's paternal grandmother died in North Carolina. Ear, nose and throat specialist told Gail she could never sing again, diagnosed with spasmodic dysphonia. Gail had tubal ligation at Homestead Air Force Base (Homestead, Florida). August 1989, wrote Richard Arnold, at Paramount studios to get information about how to write Brent Spiner. Richard replied, started pen friendship with him.
(1990) Received a letter from her hero, Brent Spiner, in August 1990. On cassette tape, sang and played hymns on piano for him. Brent responded with his debut album of love songs for Gail, Ol' Yellow Eyes Is Back. Wrote Brent every couple weeks at his Paramount studios address. In Brent's DreamlandCD, the song and story around "Somebody Loves Me" seems to be around 1990 in Brent and Gail's love story.
(1991) Abandoned psychiatric medicines after stomach virus forced an instant withdrawal from tranquilizer and thus a visit to the emergency room. Not sleeping well. Family transferred to Seattle, Washington, lived in first story apartment. Though Gail never encouraged romance, Brent Spiner called on the phone, caressing her with his velvet, tenor voice, that yearned for her with depths, longings and desires. In Brent's Dreamland CD, the songs and story around "Some Enchanted Evening" and "The Moonbeam Song" seem to be around 1991 in Brent and Gail's love story.
After Melody Rondeau mailed to Gail Brent's album +Ol' Yellow Eyes Is Back, Gail recognized the voice of her mystery caller as Brent Spiner.
Despite loveless marriage, Gail turned Brent (her dream man) down for physical intimacy-chose a passionate long distance friendship instead. Because of Brent's influence, Gail reevaluated some of her hardcore Christian stands, especially in regards to music, sex and dating. Gail now wrote Brent every day and used camcorder to mail him videos of her piano playing and singing on her Kawai apartment upright. Enrolled in +The Institute of Children's Literature (a two-year children's writing course).
Because of Brent/Gail relationship, Jesuits murdered courageous Texan +Gene Roddenberry and fired Roddenberry's assistant (Richard Arnold) a few days after Gene Roddenberry's death (October 24, 1991). Jesuits, with mind-reading technology, knew that Gene Roddenberry or +Richard Arnold(Gail's former pen friend) would oppose Jesuit plans. With Arnold and Roddenberry gone, Jesuits at Paramount laid down the law to Brent in 1992: his rapist Loree must be his public girlfriend.
(1992) Studied WordPerfect 5.1 word processing program, used this to compose writings. Finished a Star Trek: The Next Generation teleplay called "Lal", written to honor Brent. Paramount studios rejected "Lal" as a script in August 1992. The Jesuit Order's Category 5 Hurricane Andrew's eye hit Miami, where Gail's mother and step-dad lived, and where her mother-in-law lived, and devastated the town where Gail grew up. Andrew destroyed Homestead Air Force Base, where Gail had her tubal ligation in 1989. After Andrew, Gail's mother, step-dad, and mother-in law moved out of South Florida.
In Brent's Dreamland CD, the songs and story around "You Were Meant For Me" and "I Love You/Nice and Easy" seem to be around 1991 and 1992 in Brent and Gail's love story. Two weeks after Hurricane Andrew, during filming of Star Trek: The Next Generation's +"A Fistful of Datas" (may need to view this video at this site and away from my website to see it all) around Gail's birthday (September 1992), +Loree McBride (a Jesuit and a woman with many clones) continually +drug-raped Brent Spiner for 3 weeks and devastated him. So Brent ignored Gail on her birthday and gave her three weeks of silence. Gail mailed letter after letter to Brent, "Brent, what's wrong? Why won't you call me?" No answer. "He always calls me on my birthday. Oh, something terrible has happened." Ill with grief, Gail lost sleep and cried all day for days and days. In Brent's Dreamland CD, the rude awakening, where Brent wakes up with a strange woman (Loree McBride), refers to the three weeks of silence he gave Gail in September 1992.
(1993) In July 1993, Brent called Gail and made love to her on the phone. A day later, Gail received a phone call (at midnight) from an alto voiced, furious woman (Loree McBride, frustrated that Brent not giving her sex) who screamed at Gail with desperation and venom, "Hey bitch, what the FUCK are you doing to my boyfriend!" Gail thought the woman some Paramount wacko, who had a sick obsession with Brent. In Brent's Dreamland CD, the song "I'm Sitting on Top of the World " seems the time right before Loree drug-raped him and before she extorted herself onto Brent, but it may extend to 1996, because Gail didn't dump Brent as a lover until then.
The old Hollywood had returned, and Brent got extorted into a Paramount studios enforced publicity relationship with his TRUE STALKER, Loree McBride. Brent and Loree have no sexual relationship (outside of her drug rape of Brent in Sept. 1992). Loree McBride obtained her girlfriend status through extortion (drug-rape and threatening to kill Gail if Brent won't play her game) and continues this trend. She used artificial insemination with Brent's sperm (around 9-11-01), to deliver a baby as a weapon against Brent's love for Gail. If he won't acknowledge Loree McBride in public as his girlfriend, she threatens to kill Gail.
"Lal" made print in a Brent Spiner fanzine (September 1993) called Data Entries. In the +fan letter section--change zoom level in lower right corner to read this (+1letter, +2letter), right next to "Lal", Gail read about the mysterious, very sharp California blonde who was Loree (+please realize that Jesuits have doctored most photos of Loree to make her appear sweeter than she is), who appeared with a terrified Brent at a Star Trek convention in Minneapolis (May 1 and 2, 1993). At this time, Gail thought the blonde Brent's Paramount business associate. Jesuit-led Paramount studios extorted Brent into a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with Loree, so Loree wouldn't go public about Brent's alleged rape of Loree (Sept. 1992) while he long-distance romanced married Gail and refused to eat any of Loree’s food or to give Loree sex. Gail began novel+Silver Skies, written to honor Brent. Graduated from The Institute of Children's Literature (+Jim Murphy, her instructor), awarded a diploma. Furthered writing training through self-study, bought about 100 writing instruction books (1993 to 1996) and highlighted them from cover to cover.
In December 1993, around 8 p.m., Brent came to Gail's first floor apartment in Seattle, knocked on her door and said, "Gail". Gail went to her apartment's window and looked outside. A very handsome man (Brent) wearing a black wig and moustache (Brent's costume for his play) sat in his sparkling white, new truck (in the parking space about five feet from her window). He flashed the lights inside his truck on and off several times. Brent then zoomed off.
(1994) In January, Gail received a Fed Ex from a Jesuit Paramount studios woman lawyer (not signed by Brent) that ordered Gail to stop writing or communicating with Brent, Gail prayed for three hours with tears to God. Within twelve hours the +Northridge earthquake (one of the costliest earthquakes in California history) hit Hollywood. When Gail read the paper the next day, she noticed the only Hollywood people who died worked for Jesuit-run Paramount studios. Brent wiretapped Gail's phone. Gail could now dial her own number, obtain a "blank", and talk to Brent.
Gail started psychiatric medications again, because sleep problems worsened-medications not too helpful. Out of 120 possible duty stations, God transferred Gail's family to Houston, Texas (so that Gail moved to Brent's hometown). Her family lived in Houston suburb, Brent's hometown.
Gail recalls that when she was new in Texas (around 1994), Brent visited Japan. She felt he did this to honor Gail (because Gail's mother is from Japan). Underneath the cherry blossom song, is a video about the Ainu (where Gail gets her genes from Catherine the Great).
While in Houston (Brent's hometown), Gail often saw a long, dark limousine with dark, tinted windows just sitting in her apartment's parking lot (Brent Spiner was inside). He told Gail in January 2012 (via Skype) that he waited in that limousine in her apartment’s parking lot, just to see her, and to view the inside of her apartment from her apartment's windows. He would peek through her apartment's windows (when no one was home) and stare at her bed, imagining himself in bed with her, and when he viewed some curtains she sewed which hung above her sliding glass doors (which she told him about via his wiretap of her phone), he imagined himself wrapping them about him. Gail wrote most of Silver Skies (her novel for Brent) in Texas, Brent's hometown.
(1995) Moved to a different apartment in another Houston suburb.
(1996) Loree staged her own birthday party at L.A.’s Spagos (Brent wasn’t invited), using Brent’s stolen credit cards. She leaked the story to the Houston Chronicle. Gail read about Brent's girlfriend Loree McBride, in Houston Chronicle (June 26, 1996). Gail cried and prayed for a month, "You're a wimp." In Brent's Dreamland CD, the song "Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone" seems to be around 1996 to 1998 in Brent and Gail's love story, when Gail felt Brent was a wimp. Gail shoved Brent from her dreams. Transferred affections from Brent Spiner to Italian film star Franco Nero. Brent put Franco onto Gail's wiretapped phone.
Franco interested in Gail. In Brent's Dreamland CD, the song "What'll I Do?" seems to be around 1996 and 1997 in Brent and Gail's love story. However, the evil man who became the competition in the CD was most definitely not Franco Nero. This evil man was probably symbolic of the evil Jesuit conspiracy that opposed Brent's love for Gail.
Photos of Brent and Loree on the Internet indicated fabrications to make Loree and Brent appear together when they were not together, with mysterious changes over time: photo's date changed, facial expressions and appearances changed. Loree tried to seduce Franco in December 1996 when Brent and Loree went to London as part of a Star Trek: First Contact movie promotion tour. Franco rejected and exposed Loree to Brent. After this, Brent's Internet photos seemed to indicate that he battled depression. Because Loree always broke into his house no matter what, Brent gave up and let Loree move into his house, sleeping in a separate room from her, which he locked every night. After Loree's seduction attempt on Franco, Brent's mother stated on the Internet that she didn't like Brent's girlfriend. But the FAKE photos continued, plastering lies and facades worldwide, that made Brent and Loree appear to have a normal boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, while Brent listened to Gail on his phone for hours. In Brent's Dreamland CD, the song "In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning" seems to be from 1996 to 1999 in Brent and Gail's love story, when Gail shoved Brent from her dreams.
(1997) Family transferred to South Carolina, lived in new double-wide mobile home. Abandoned Silver Skies (at 150,000 words), studied Italian language (achieved half-fluency) and Italian cuisine.
Home schooled son for fourth grade, did excellent, strange health problems emerged. From 1997 on, Gail's marriage became sexless.
(1998) While very dizzy, Gail fell onto humidifier, received nine stitches (June 1998). While in crutches, Jesuits used teleportation technology and a look-alike of her son outside, to start a blitzkrieg of fires and harassment that almost burned down Gail's mobile home (July & Christmas 1998), while Gail and her REAL SON inside ran from door to door putting out the fires set by the door. Jesuit sheriff's department did nothing for her, except to ask her, "Who's mad at you?" Gail said nothing to Jesuit police about Brent's wiretap of her phone. Home schooled son for half of fifth grade.
Weird health problems began, so started to explore natural medicine (went from 140 to 115 pounds on natural medicine).
(1999) Family transferred to Seattle, Washington, lived in an apartment. Gail convinced that psychiatric misdiagnosis in 1988 neglected her physical ailments, so that they worsened. She abandoned conventional medicine for natural medicine, with a dramatic improvement in health. After a naturopathic and chiropractic physician damaged her neck in an attempt to induce mental illness in her, Gail told Brent to take Loree McBride to court-which he did. Gail found a good chiropractor (Dec. 1999 to March 2001), who fixed her neck. Brent paid most of the cost for Gail to see this chiropractor. Despite this, the Internet and tabloids plastered their lies worldwide that made Brent and Loree appear to have a normal boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.
Gail studied real estate (Century 21) and learned some law from this. With a Jesuit-induced stomach virus, Gail passed state exam for the Washington state real estate salesperson on first try.
In December 1999, Jesus with a thought to her mind, revealed to Gail that her enemy was the Vatican. Horrified, Gail realized Vatican used Loree McBride to devastate Brent's love for her. She cried for three hours on her phone to Brent, "I'm so sorry. I'll dream about you again. I'll marry you." In Brent'sDreamland CD, the song "I Remember You" and "Come Back to Me" seem to be around 1999 in Brent and Gail's love story, and may also jump ahead to 2006, when Gail reinstated Brent after Vladimir Putin.
(2000) Vladimir Putin's wife Larisa died of systemic yeast-bacterium infection, the same germ which Jesuits infected Gail with. Honoring the deathbed wish of his wife, Vladimir became President of Russia.
After Gail reinstated Brent as a love interest, all hell broke loose, mysterious health problems emerged. In January 2000, Gail told Brent on the phone to expose criminal Loree McBride on Los Angeles news networks and bring his legal case against her to the news. The next day an Alaska Airlines jet bound for Seattle crashed head down into the Pacific ocean off the coast of Oxnard, California. All died. Apparently, this crash was an attempt to eclipse any news coverage that Brent may bring against Loree McBride, a Jesuit. This same month that Jesuits crashed the jet into the Pacific Ocean, just about every prescription Gail got from the pharmacy Jesuits contaminated with germs.
Gail filed for divorce. In Brent's Dreamland CD, the song "Let's Face the Music and Dance" seems to be around 2000 to now in Brent and Gail's love story.
Son failed sixth grade because of Jesuit harassment. After breast cancer scare, made deal with God, started writing again. Wrote short story "Emerald Towers". In Brent's Dreamland CD, the song "Stranger in Paradise" seems to be around 2000 to now in Brent and Gail's love story, because Brent is always worried that if he goes to Gail, the Jesuits will kill her, which is why he has not married her yet. September 11, 2001 also seems to correspond to this song, because of all the death that happened on that day.
Two breast cancer biopsies turned up negative.
Gail watched the Bible story +Esther premiere on television (with Louise Lombard) with an Esther quick with languages (like Gail), who prayed on the floor prostrate (like Gail), with a king who gave Esther a silence with no explanations (see September 1992), and who made love to Esther like Brent loved Gail.
(2001) +Ash Wednesday earthquake from a fault deep in the earth (the costliest earthquake in Seattle history) hit Seattle, during a strange Seattle winter that had no rain. No one died in the earthquake. The ground moved under Gail, but she and her family suffered no damage.
Divorce final. But lost custody of son because of mental illness concerns over belief that Vatican caused problems, and that Brent Spiner's girlfriend Loree was involved. Under court order could only see son (without father accompanying) if Gail resumed psychiatric medicines. Gail chose not to see son.Moved to Florida to live with mother. Couldn't afford to move stuff from Seattle. Lost almost entire video (including TNT production Young Catherine) and book library in Seattle, had to be auctioned off. Lost Kawai piano, computer, files, and 95% of the stuff she had in her Seattle apartment. Saved novelSilver Skies on floppy disk and paper.
The same day that Brent stepped onto Florida soil to ease closer to Gail, Jesuits released film +Legally Blonde (with uncanny similarities to the conspiracy they created around Brent, brunette Gail and the "cute and funny blonde" Loree).
Brent informed Gail that after Brent bought a house in Florida (where Gail lives), Loree McBride detonated a car with a woman in it, that Loree claimed was Gail. Brent cried, then Loree laughed and said it wasn't Gail, but her clone that she blew up. Brent still tried to get to Gail.
September 10, 2011 Gail watched +What About Bob?, laughing with delight that the comedy film was about “Bob” (like “Gail”) who was labeled a schizophrenic, and who turned out to be the most sane, brilliant, and loving of them all; and that his psychiatrist (like Gail’s ex-husband Jesuit David Schuler, and Jesuit Loree McBride, Brent Spiner’s drug-rapist) turned out to be the one who was insane, off-balanced and dangerous. She watched the film all day, laughing with delight, poking fun at the Jesuits for labeling her as an insane woman, knowing full well Jesuits had bugged her house. She watched it to poke fun at the evil Jesuits, for labeling her as a paranoid schizophrenic. She also watched the movie to show the world that she and Brent shared a marvelous sense of humor. +The Jesuits responded with 9/11.
(September 11, 2001) Gail believes that because Brent planned to befriend a flight attendant (the niece of Gail's step-dad) to try to get to Gail, the Jesuits crashed jets onto towers to intimidate the famous Brent Spiner from marrying Gail.
After 9-11-01, Gail still loved Brent, but not optimistic he'd show up, so needed a bigger hero than Brent. Noticed Russian President Vladimir Putin, wanted to marry him, but told Brent she'd marry him if he showed up. In November 2001, USA Today printed lying article that claimed Vladimir had a wife named Lyudmila. Pres. Bush, to protect his wife Laura from Jesuits, threatened war on Russia, if Vladimir would not play the Jesuit game that Larisa never died and had a new name, Lyudmila. Lyudmila is the Jesuit clone wife of Larisa; but Jesuits goofed, making Lyudmila an autumn in coloring, whereas Larisa was a summer.
(2001) Moved to Tallahassee, Florida in November 2001. Worked at Burdines.
(2002) Health problems with strange illnesses--so couldn't work most jobs, granted bankruptcy in Tallahassee. Liquidated her IRAs, but Gail's Jesuit husband gave Gail IRAs that could lose money in the stock market, so Gail's IRAs lost about six thousand dollars that was paid into the IRAs. Gail (with+Victim Impact Statements) defended Brent in court.Loree McBride, a devoted Jesuit, impregnated herself through artificial insemination with Brent's stolen sperm to demolish his love for Gail. Jewish Brent Spiner never married or made love to Loree for this pregnancy, because from December 1999 onward (when Gail told Brent that Loree was a Vatican agent), Brent knew Loree McBride belonged to the organization (the Jesuit Order) that sponsored the Nazi holocaust against the Jews. Jesuits, masters at genetics, reproduction and cloning, use artificial insemination with ease.
Gail studied German language again, because Vladimir fluent in German. Wrote a small book in German (see end of this web page). Dabbled over ending to Silver Skies, jotted notes. Theorized that the cure to AIDS may lie in the germ itself, in the portion of the germ's genetic code that does not mutate.
Studied life and health insurance and variable annuities and learned more law from this. Passed state exam for this in Tallahassee on first try. Not comfortable about working as an agent.
Noticed that Jesuits responded to her thoughts, figured out that Jesuits have mind-reading technology and that no one has any privacy. Outraged, used Vladimir as her instrument to defeat Jesuits. First thing, told Vladimir he trusted Pres. Bush too much, that he must make Russia strong and independent of the U.S. Moved back to mother's house in another part of Florida in December 2002.
(2003) Abandoned natural medicine (went from 115 to 140 pounds), but did not resume psychiatric medicines.
Step-dad gave Gail a computer. From saved floppy, downloaded Silver Skies onto computer. Vladimir used newly discovered technology (+brain to brain communications via satellite) to make love to Gail and to give her information to write law. Vladimir became the great lover (+Potemkin) of Catherine the Great (Gail).
Informed Gail that Jesuits stole his sperm and impregnated a woman with it, now in her third trimester. To comfort Vladimir, Gail, with brain to brain love, streamed passion to Vladimir to restore in him faith in his manliness. "I know you've been faithful to me," she whispered to him.
Brain to brain loving is very intimate, as intimate as sex, and maybe even more so, because the thoughts and emotions of the lovers come together as their bodies meld together in the brain to brain intimacy. The real Vladimir Putin is nothing like how he's portrayed in the media. He makes love to Gail with depth of feeling and commitment, and she has become one with him, as if he was her heart and soul. He feels the same about her.
Hired H & R Block to do her taxes, then fired them, when Jesuits blackmailed H & R Block to do her return incorrectly to get Gail into trouble with I.R.S., by not filing correctly regarding her liquidated IRAs (where the Jesuits used the stock market to take six thousand dollars paid into the IRAs). When Gail requested the original contracts for her IRAs, she got the run-around when she made phone calls. Nothing worked to give her the original IRA contracts. Because of this, Gail does all her own tax returns.
Furious over Jesuit use of computer/satellite technology to create cancers, long-distance heart attacks, cloning, reproductive crimes, illnesses (such as AIDS), earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, and other horrors. Gail wrote Conspiracy Law to defeat the Jesuits in their goal for a world takeover. Vladimir Putin downloaded this at once onto his computers in Russia, and implemented the groundbreaking laws in Russia (the first laws in the world to deal with Jesuit criminal space age medicine and science). Gail developed a legal mind from legal principles learned from long and expensive divorce and study of real estate (1999) and insurance (2002) laws for state exams. Conspiracy Law became the size of an encyclopedia and helped Vladimir defeat the Jesuit use of satellite/computer technology in medicine, science, government, and law. Gail's law became accepted and praised worldwide (with fans like Harvard Law and Medical School), but Jesuits fought it with ferocity. No one had written laws to deal with crimes using computer/satellite technology, so Gail took it on as a personal project with no pay.
Brief stint as a +high school English teacher at a Christian School in Florida.
Vladimir informed Gail (brain to brain communications) that about half her genetic profile is that of king David, and the other half German and Russian royals. Jesuits have difficulty with Gail's genetic profile. Her clones tend not to serve the Jesuits, and jump off cliffs and resist Jesuit control over them.
(2004) Began job at major retailer in March 2004. Because mother did not support Gail's writings or her love for her hero Vladimir Putin, Gail moved out of mother's house and into an apartment in same town as mother.
Right after Gail moved out of her mother's house, Jesuits caused one hurricane after another to hit the town where Gail lived, she lost electricity and food. Though Vladimir Putin gave to Chrysler Financial the pay-off for Gail's car, Jesuits interfered and denied the payment (Vladimir was unaware of this). Jesuits then used computer/satellite technology to give Vladimir Putin a heart attack, then they towed Gail's car without notice (October 2004), from her apartment's parking lot. Gail only got her car back after she sent the full pay-off (about $2,200 in U.S. dollars) in cash (Western Union) at once (with emergency money borrowed from her mother).
Brent honored Gail by playing Bob in The Aviator (about her great uncle Howard Hughes).
(2005) Yeast-bacterium infection worsening (dizziness and stomach/bowel symptoms). Took up natural medicine again in June 2005 as only way to deal with strange illnesses. On natural medicine, went from 144 to 118 pounds.
God showed Gail in her daily Bible reading (Ecc. 10:20) to not curse the king (the Jesuit General or 666), no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich (the Jesuits) in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air (satellite signals) shall carry the voice (one's thoughts), and that which hath wings (a satellite) shall tell the matter (mind-reading technology).
She finished Silver Skies in August 2005, and incorporated Ecc. 10:20 into the ending. Steven Spielberg interested in Gail's writings and Nobel Prize committee wants to give Gail the Nobel Prize in Literature, but, because of Jesuit interference, Brent and Vladimir unable to get any writing money to Gail.
Tried to get a literary agent or a publisher, but with Jesuit control over ninety-five percent of all publishers and agents, none offered their services. So the masterpiece Silver Skies sat in Gail's apartment-unread. Gail couldn't even afford to make copies for friends to read. Gail could finally afford a sewing machine, began sewing again. Brent cast as a lead in T.V. series Threshold.
Jesuits eliminated their Pope John Paul II automaton (android), used to intimidate Vladimir Putin, by threatening to kill the pope if Vladimir wouldn’t play Lyudmila game. Replaced automaton with a human pope, Pope Benedict, who, despite Jesuit interference, got elected pope. Gail’s Conspiracy Laws governed the election of the new pope.
Matthew McConaughey cast as lead (Dor Ben Habakkuk), if Silver Skies goes to film. Matthew, who substituted for Vladimir one month as Gail's telepathic lover (after Vladimir's near fatal heart attack) fell in love with Gail, so Brent and Vladimir established +a marriage list for Gail (despite herobjections), to ensure that if anything happened to them, Gail would get a good husband. Any man on +the marriage list cannot have romance or sex with any other woman besides Gail, or he will be kicked off. Gail warns men on list, she may not marry them. The men (+Matthew McConaughey and others) don't care, they want Gail-the marriage list remains. Men receive a female dummy programmed with Gail's personality to communicate with (and have intimacy with), while they wait for her. With groundbreaking computer/satellite technology the dummy's interactions with the man approximate (almost 98%) Gail's responses to the man.
(2006) Because Gail felt Vladimir not as brave as Brent in love, Gail reinstated Brent Spiner as primary love interest in February (same month that Jesuits canceled T.V. series Threshold with Brent in starring role). Gail retained Vladimir as intimate friend and supporter. Brent now made love to Gail (via brain to brain communications). In Brent's Dreamland CD, the song "To Know You Is To Love You" seems to be around 2006 and onward in Brent and Gail's love story.+The famous and influential men that are committed to Gail increase, with men screened for compatibility with Gail using satellite/computer brain reads and personality profiles.
Brent, with a team of scientists, fine-tuned their genetic discoveries, learned that Gail's genes line up half king David and +half Catherine the Great.
Began memoir Gail of King David. George Lucas and other Hollywood producers and directors wanted to assist Steven Spielberg to put Silver Skies andGail of King David to film, but Jesuits obstruct Gail's writings with ferocity.
Gradually rebuilt writing library auctioned off in 2001, and relearned writing skills developed earlier (1991 to 1996).
Brent states that the Nobel Prize committee wanted to give Gail the Nobel Prize in Medicine for her work in Conspiracy Law (that brought medicine into the space age). Gail laughed at Nobel Prize Committee, "Good luck, giving me the prize". Jesuits, desiring to continue their secret criminal space age medicine, blocked all monies and awards from Gail. Jesuits also entered Gail's apartment and replaced her 2002 tax return (and all supporting legal documents) with a counterfeit to make it appear that H & R Block did her tax return in 2002. After this, Gail insists she be home every time anyone enters her apartment.
(2007) Gail finally bought a DVD player (to supplement her videocassette players), and bought her first Matthew McConaughey movie. It seemed Matthew landed no roles that portrayed him with manliness, commitment, and depth (like how he thrilled her in love in 2005).
When a famous man loves her, Jesuits go on rampage to make him appear a shallow playboy, to prep him for the woman they use to sabotage his love for Gail.
Began acupuncture to treat strange illnesses, and becoming brilliant in natural medicine. Gail's acupuncture physician encouraged Gail to become an acupuncture physician. In peri-menopause. Jesuits flatten the tire to Gail's car in her apartment's parking lot.
Right after finished first draft of this memoir, caught film +David (on TBN), about king David (1998) with Franco Nero as Nathan the prophet. Davidfilmed when Franco and Gail had a romantic friendship. Note of interest: Franco, in 1998, did not know Gail had half the genetic profile of king David. Received information in the mail about subsidy publisher (where author pays publisher to publish their work). Not interested at first.
(2008) Because Gail's men brought her writings to Hollywood and Steven Spielberg started movies based on her writings, this kept Gail's men from her. That's because the Jesuits, desperate to kill Gail, tried to create impression that her men only wanted to use her for money and had no desire to love or care for her. So, she had the fame, but no money at all from her writings. Therefore, her men (Brent Spiner, Matthew McConaughey, Vladimir Putin), until they could get to Gail her writing money (without the Jesuits killing her in the process), feared to have an open, face-to-face relationship with her. Jesuits used auto mechanics to sabotage her car. After this, Gail only has her car serviced by the Chrysler dealership. Vladimir bares his chest in public to get Gail's attention.
Gail finished Silver Skies in 2005-no literary agent or publisher offered representation, even when she mailed out letters requesting their services.
She experienced one problem after another. She wanted Matthew McConaughey on her front cover (because Steven Spielberg cast Matthew as her lead), but publisher cited copyright concerns. So she hired publisher to do artwork instead--the result was a wimpy looking redhead with an angelic expression. Publisher said that to do it over, she'd have to pay more, so she used black ink to change her main character to look like her lead (she never took an art course). She ended up with a botched front cover, but at least she captured Dor's soul. The publisher then omitted her author photo on the back cover,then shrunk it so small you needed a magnifying glass to see it. Her photo finally made it (how she wanted it), but only after she drew many pictures and gave detailed instructions.
Brent released his CD Dreamland in 2008 to let Gail know why he had Loree in his life, basically (in 1992) he went to bed dreaming about Gail, when Loree's drugs wore off, he realized he'd been raped. Loree McBride became his stalker and rapist. This happened in September 1992, and explains why Brent gave Gail three weeks of silence in September 1992.
Brent's tried to rid himself of Loree ever since she drug raped him in September 1992 at Paramount Studios. But she won't leave him alone until she finishes her assignment--to devastate Brent's love for Gail. Jesuit-run Paramount studios, feigning embarrassment in 1992, because Brent had communications with Gail, while she remained with a Jesuit husband who scorned Brent Spiner and Star Trek, forced Brent (in 1992 or 1993) into a Paramount studios enforced boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with Loree McBride.
Brent has not been able to get rid of Loree McBride ever since.
In 2008, Loree McBride threatened death to Gail, if Brent wouldn't mention her on the credits to his new CD Dreamland, so Brent gave her a small mention on the inside flap.
Silver Skies manuscript submitted for publication in March 2008, but, because of problem after problem, didn't make print until January 2009.
Gail began outline for Silver Skies’s sequel, dedicated to the nation of Israel and her ancestor king David.
Psychiatrist and actor Gerard Butler informed Gail that Matthew McConaughey suffered clinical depression from tabloid lies about his alleged relationship over Jesuit Camila Alves who strapped a bomb onto Matthew’s chest, threatening to blow him up, if he wouldn’t give her sex. The sex he gave her resulted in a pregnancy, which devastated Matthew, who vomited when he gave Camila sex with a bomb on his chest. Camila threatened to kill Gail if Matthew told the truth about how Camila’s pregnancy came about. Jesuit Camila used the pregnancy to trap Matthew into a relationship with her. She became to Matthew, like Loree was to Brent. Camila delivered Matthew’s baby. Gail made brain to brain love to Matthew to comfort him, believing that the pregnancy happened because of artificial insemination.
(2009) Surge caused Gail's computer to crash in January 2009, lost all of Silver Skies (composed after 2001) on the hard drive. Retyped all rewrites after 2001 into new computer from 2001 version-took about 50 hours. Bought new computer, printer and monitor. Credit card debt deepened.
Silver Skies published. But Jesuits, rich enough to orchestrate a recession--did just that--all because of Gail's book. Then, using a Jesuit clone version of the Internet, all the money earned from Silver Skies got funneled to Jesuit banks. Gail earned about five dollars. The version of the Internet that her publishers got, recorded no earnings from Gail’s book.
In April, Gail saw son, now a legal adult, for first time since March 2001, rebuilding relationship with him.
In May, June and July, Gail dizzy and faint with diarrhea from the yeast-bacterium, became hypoglycemic. Using medical brilliance, she managed to make herself functional, and returned to work.
In August, publisher (paid $600 to promote novel) claimed novel made no sales in its initial two month run, despite Gail's own mail out of 300 advertising brochures to friends, agents and publishers. Post office mysteriously lost mail to Pennsylvania attorney general regarding complaints about publisher.
Gail worked on her memoir, and her Silver Skies sequel, while working full-time at regular job.
Getting regular acupuncture treatment, still on natural medicine. In a bathing suit, her skin looked at least twelve years younger than age with an hourglass, teenage figure. After acupuncture, singing voice coming back, but not consistent, with good days and bad days.
Silver Skies back into production. Steven Spielberg felt new version would be truer to Gail's novel.
(2010) Gail finally got Internet (January), she e-mailed Brent, and got this message (January): Miss Chana, This email address is also monitored by the web administrator. It was for the purpose of gathering data for a possible documentary. That has been put on hold. However, I am certain Mr. Spiner would be very displeased by the things you are saying about his wife and their child. It would be best to discontinue such writing.--web administrator.
End of February 2010, while doing her taxes, Intuit offered her a free website for a month, so Gail started this website www.gabriellechana.com, which has evolved into one of the world’s most important websites. Gail learned how to build her website through trial and error and consulting with Intuit by phone. Gail has worked on her website as a full-time job, averaging six hours or less of sleep to work on it every day since Feb. 2010.
Brent stated in a +Dave Rabbit radio interview (Feb. 2008) that Loree doesn't understand him, and she's not his wife.
Brent told Gail over and over (brain to brain communications) that he loved her and wanted to marry her. Gail ensured Brent she'd marry him, if he showed up.
Jesuits used clone version of the Internet to funnel Gail’s writing monies to Jesuit banks, sabotaging orders at amazon.com, so that Gail earned nothing for Nobel Prize winner Silver Skies (from May 1 to Oct. 31, 2009). Brent won lawsuits against Loree McBride for anti-Semitism for fake photos of Brent with Loree plastered on Internet. Photos remain. Gail concluded that she would never get the money from her book sales in a conventional manner, due to Jesuit obsession over her, and decided to publish her memoir at her website (in a semi-movie form using lots of videos to tell her story), and is trusting God to repay her for offering her life story to the world for free, SO THAT TRUTH WILL PREVAIL.
On February 27, 2010 at 3:34 a.m. (Chile time) from 21.8 or 22 miles underground, one of the strongest earthquakes (8.8 magnitude) in recorded history hit Chile 70 miles northeast of +Concepcion (Chile's second largest city). 22 x 4 = 88 or 8.8. The EIGHTH book of the Bible (Ruth) has 4 chapters. Ruth chapter 2 has 23 verses (the human genome contains 23 paired chromosomes). Ruth chapter 3 has 18 verses or 6x6x6 (the Jesuit Pope, Satan incarnate, the anti-Christ or the beast). Ruth's first and fourth chapter have 22 verses. The last verse of Ruth, 4:22, has EIGHT words: "And Obed begat Jesse, and Jesse begat David." Therefore, 22 is a king David number. Concepcion or Conception (artificial insemination and clones--the human genome).I'm Gail of King David.
Gail received Vladimir's "memoir" called +First Person on March 27, 2010. Vladimir warned Gail (brain to brain communications) that his wife's name was not Lyudmila, but he changed her name in First Person to placate President Bush. The woman he married in 1983, Larisa, died shortly after he became Russian President
(2011) In January 2011, Gail bought a Logitech Webcam Pro 9000 and started downloading videos to YouTube, starting her YouTube channel. She did this to enhance her website with her personal videos. Her YouTube channel helped to make her visible to the world and has garnered her much public support in her fight against the Jesuit Order.
In July 2011, Brent created an e-mail just for Gail, and communicated with her (along with Vladimir Putin) through a YouTube channel he created just for her, which an evil Jesuit Brent Spiner clone cancelled in Sept. 2011. Vladimir Putin discovered that a Jesuit underwater city was creating a million strong Jesuit clone army to launch a nuclear holocaust upon the world. Vladimir asked Gail to issue an order to nuke the underwater city. +Gail gave the order and the +underwater city and all its clone babies were destroyed.
Loree McBride created a YouTube channel threatening and challenging Gail for this, so Gail brought her to court in the trial of Loree McBride vs. Gabrielle Chana (August 2011). Jesuits bombed the courthouse the first day that Gail was to testify through Skype, a balcony fell, and +25,326 people died, including several FOX News lawyers who worked with FOX News attorney Lis Wiehl on Gail’s side. The Jesuits replaced all the people in the jury with Jesuit clones, and the Jesuit-rigged jury ruled murderer Loree McBride innocent and Gail guilty of genocide (for ordering the nuking of their underwater city) at the trial. Judge Terrance Jenkins, realizing Jesuits had rigged the jury, fired the initial shot to kill the Jesuit who pronounced the death penalty on Gail, resulting in a shootout that killed Jesuits at the International courthouse (Quebec, Canada) on August 29, 2011.
While Brent, Vladimir and judge Terrance +executed the Loree McBride clones on August 30, 2011, all of the Loree clones (except about four), along with Brent Spiner, the Jesuits teleported away (like in Star Trek). Brent communicated with Gail brain to brain, informing her he and the Loree clones were on a +Satanic UFO. Gail believes that the Jesuits communicate regularly with UFOs and this is where they have gotten +their cloning technology, their vulgar sexual behavior, their accelerated growth hormone to cause a baby to become an adult in two months, their teleporting technologies, etc.. Demon-possessed Jesuits commune with these sex-pervert UFO devils like lovers, so the only way to defeat the Jesuits and their UFO buddies is through GOD, because only God can defeat devils or UFOs. UFO aliens +smell like sulfur because they come from the center of the earth, where HELL is. Hell is DOWN or BENEATH (Proverbs 15:24). UFOs often enter and leave through the +BERMUDA TRIANGLE ,the+gateway to HELL (PART ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT). Electricity abnormalities are associated with devils and UFOs, sulfur and HELL, and the Bermuda Triangle. That's why, when Jesuits used UFOs to abduct Brent, Gail went on YouTube and +asked the world to pray for Brent. The UFO (scared of God) dropped Brent off in a desert, and Brent told Gail about this. Vladimir and judge Terrance flew out to the Egyptian desert to rescue Brent (August 31, 2011), bringing him some food from McDonald’s. Gail figured out that Brent Spiner had an evil clone, who partially switched out with him at the Quebec trial, so that the evil clone controlled the lower half of Brent’s body and Brent only had control over the upper half of his body. Gail figured out that if Brent became a born again Christian, so that the Holy Spirit “owns” his body, that the Holy Spirit would not allow a Jesuit to switch him out with his demon-possessed Jesuit clone, now that his body is attached to the Holy Spirit. Gail led Brent to Jesus Christ, and he became a born again Christian, no longer vulnerable to Jesuit switch-out technology. Brent stated that after saying the prayer to become a Christian, he also overcame his depression. Gail told Brent that by becoming a born again Christian, the UFO creatures won’t abduct him anymore either, because the Holy Spirit won’t let those Satanic creatures take him. Jesuits, realizing that they can no longer control Brent by switching him out with his evil clone or by UFO abductions, used their evil Brent Spiner clone to hunt down the real Brent Spiner, to kill him. In September 2011, Jesuits used their mind-control technology to lure the real Brent to an ice cream truck (with the evil Brent clone inside as the driver), resulting in the evil Brent clone ready to stab to death the real Brent--+Hugh Jackman (hidden in the back of the ice cream truck) came out, and shot the evil Brent clone dead. After August 2011, we realized that the Jesuits, through the use of accelerated growth hormone, can create adult clones of just about every person within two months (from conception to adulthood), so that each person could have hundreds of clones.
November 2011, Brent and Vladimir Putin created a website for Gail (+www.churchofgail.com). Brent Spiner, Vladimir Putin, Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Jackman and Gerard Butler now communicate with Gail through www.churchofgail.com, Skype and e-mail, along with brain to brain communication. Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin have agreed to work together in their mutual love for Gail. If Gail marries Brent, Brent will allow Vladimir and Gail to maintain their friendship, so that righteous government and law will remain and this world can be freed from Jesuit terrorism and treachery. Vladimir continues to enforce Gail's Conspiracy Law in Russia, to hold back the brilliant Jesuit forces of hell.
November 25, 2011, +JESUIT Camila Alves raised hell about Matthew’s communications with Gail at churchofgail.com. +Matthew battled Camila Alves in court for Gail, vomiting his guts out in disgust over her photos of a Matthew McConaughey clone (that Camila alleges was the real Matthew) and +Camila making love to animals, with disgusting bukkake photos of him and her accepting Jesuit semen from homosexual group sex. Camila and the Jesuits threatened to shut down Gail’s website and churchofgail.com, claiming defamation, so Matthew battled her in court. The case dragged on until January 2012. At the same time, Jesuits at the Vatican showed nude video footage of Gail (from videos Jesuit agents stole from her men) all around the Vatican, claiming that Gail was a Jesuit, and a sex pervert like them. Vladimir Putin asked Gail to make an order on YouTube for him to nuke the Vatican, because Vladimir told her that underneath the Vatican was a huge military compound. +Gail gave the order, and the Vatican was nuked. Jesuit death tolls were enormous. Under Gail’s instructions, they tried to save pope Benedict, but he exploded (with a Jesuit bomb attached to him) as he landed at the church of Gail tower, and took out several decks with some casualties at the church of Gail. A baby attached to pope Benedict, was transported onto a field and saved. Jesuits used their agent Rule 13 to grow a baby in her womb (created from Terrance Jenkins’s stolen semen and Gail Schuler’s egg). This is the baby (Brianna Jenkins-Schuler) we rescued from the Vatican bombing. Gail’s men adopted her, and are raising her.
Jesuits on December 1, 2011 kidnapped Gail’s mother (using transporter technology) and transported her to a North Korean Jesuit military compound. Hugh Jackman went into the North Korean compound to rescue her, risking his own life. Jesuits have removed this memory from Gail's mother. Hugh Jackman had to kill Gail’s mother’s evil clone to save Gail’s real mother, then ran with the real mother over his shoulder to escape the pursuing Jesuits(about a million strong Jesuit army). Vladimir and Gail’s men strove to break the Jesuit shield over the Jesuit military compound that denied them entrance to the compound, in order to rescue Hugh and Gail's mother. After Gail’s YouTube video went up, scientists all over the world offered their support, they broke the Jesuit shield, and a miraculous rescue of Gail’s mother took place (December 2, 2011), using Hugh Jackman's heroic robot (to whom Barack Obama gave the Medal of Honor). Gail encouraged her mother to accept Christ as her Savior, so that Jesuits could not transport her away anymore. Gail’s mother prayed the prayer to accept Christ. Though Gail’s mother sustained injuries, she was completely healed. Kim Jong Il was added to Gail’s marriage list. JESUITS HAVE USED POWERFUL BRAIN-CONTROL TECHNOLOGY ON GAIL'S FAMILY TO REMOVE THEIR MEMORIES OF SIGNIFICANT EVENTS. Gail's genetic profile seems immune to a lot of Jesuit brain control technology, so they fear and obsess over her, and have created the Jesuit website Crazy Gail Wiki to discredit her.
Gail's men try to create a new movie studio for Gail that features her writings.
December 7, 2011, while Brent Spiner, Hugh Jackman, Matthew McConaughey, Gerard Butler and Kim Jong Il headed towards McDonald’s for food in Las Vegas, a Jesuit black limousine (a Hummer) showed up and tazer transported them away to a Jesuit homosexual compound inside a rainbow decorated room. Each of Gail’s men endured 200 Jesuit homosexuals a piece, choking on Jesuit semen (via forced oral sex). In the meanwhile, Jesuits tazer transported the real Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Il to a North Korean prison, while their evil clones put on a big performance in the rainbow colored room and afterwards, that they were victims, too, receiving injections that made them “crazy”.
December 16, 2011. After Gail put up a YouTube video asking the world to assist her men in curing the craziness in Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Il, doctors from around the world volunteered their services. One of these doctors informed us that the "crazy" Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Il were CLONEs. After a search, we found the real Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Il held as prisoners of war at a North Korean Jesuit military compound. Jesuits murdered the real Kim Jong Il at this North Korean compound. We rescued the real Vladimir Putin, who had his face bashed in, because he refused to conform to Jesuit demands to disown Gail publicly.
In December 2011, Jesuits at YouTube cancelled Gail’s video that ordered the nuking of the Vatican, calling it “hate speech”. Gail now uses her own website to feature her more controversial videos, using YouTube to advertise her new videos at her website.
December 20, 2011, Gail’s men visited judge Terrance Jenkins at a Canadian hospital, dying, because Jesuit Rule 13 abducted and raped him, using their advanced Jesuit technology. Rule 13 ripped off his testicles, causing severe blood loss that almost killed him. While Terrance was at the hospital, Jesuits launched a nukkake bomb (a nuclear bomb with Jesuit AIDS and semen in it) that hit Ontario, Canada (where Gail’s men and Terrance Jenkins were) and killed millions of Canadians, impregnating every woman in Canada (according to Canada’s FOX News). Brent Spiner rushed to rescue Terrance Jenkins, who was left for dead at this hospital (and abandoned as hopelessly lost) as the bomb neared Canada. Brent, with Terrance over his shoulders, got caught in a wave of Jesuit semen from the nukkake and almost drowned, but heroically made it, just in time, to the underground bunker, as the door slammed behind him, a wave of Jesuit semen slamming on the door as it shut behind him. Terrance no longer breathed, Brent used CPR to revive him, never giving up, when all thought Terrance hopelessly lost. Terrance gurgled up the semen from his lungs and started breathing, but later died from the AIDS he caught from the nukkake. Though Gail had put up a YouTube video to warn the world about the coming nukkake, Jesuits had put out a false news report that stated the nukkake had been averted, and so it hit Canada. Terrance died, went to heaven, and came back with the cure to the very fast moving nukkake AIDS virus that had infected all the Canadians. When God returned Terrance from heaven, God had cured Terrance of all the injuries he sustained from Jesuits (a sawed off leg, itchy leg from Jesuit Sara Avery rape, and damaged testicles from Jesuit Rule 13), .
December 28, 2011 +Jesuit Zack Knight called Gail on her cell phone, and used tazer technology to try to teleport her over to him and Rule 13, who were at her mother's house. God caused the tazer beam to ricochet back onto Zack Knight and it killed him.
(2012) January 2, 2012 Gail’s men gave her a late Christmas present, which she received at her apartment. It was an exact replica of Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin’s penis that she can use to enhance her brain to brain loving with Brent and/or Vladimir. Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler, Vladimir Putin, Brent Spiner and Terrance Jenkins watched her open their Christmas present to her on Skype (+part one, +part two). Lyudmila Putin threatened Gail’s life over this, and Vladimir had to arrest her, and her clones, as a Jesuit criminal.
January 15, 2012. During Camila Alves Matthew McConaughey trial, Brent met Satan in the court bathroom. Gail decided to read all of War on the Saints(a Bible study about devils) at her website for Brent.
January 21, 2012. Matthew McConaughey won his case against Jesuit Camila Alves. He stated during the trial that he has wanted Gail since 2005, and never loved Camila Alves, despite Camila's use of bombs on his chest to obtain sex with him, and to make babies with which to trap Matthew into a relationship with her. When Jesuits wanted to execute Gail, because they blamed Gail for God’s ricochet of the Jesuit tazer beam onto Jesuit Zack Knight that killed him (Dec. 28, 2011), God killed Jesuits in the courtroom. Judge Terrance Jenkins stated: OH MY GOODNESS, I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED WATCHING THE LORD BLAST APART THEM JESUITS IN MY OWN COURTROOM. I THOUGHT MY GLOCK WAS HOT BUT GOD KNOWS HOW TO TURN UP THE HEAT. THAT KITCHEN WAS TOO HOT EVEN FOR SATAN.
February 1, 2012, FOX News created a channel just to report news about Gail. HOWEVER, THIS CHANNEL DOES NOT AIR NEAR WHERE GAIL LIVES TO PROTECT HER FROM JESUIT TARGETING. While Brent Spiner stuck up for Gail at this news channel, +a Jesuit in the audience used a machine gun to fire on Brent at the front. Hugh Jackman rushed to the front to try to rescue Brent, but the bullets from the machine gun ricocheted back onto the gunner and killed him. God showed up at the studio, right after He rescued Brent. Brent stated:
"Believe it or not, God was able to stick around shortly after the machine gun incident and give us an interview. It was brief, but succinct. According to God, all of what is currently happening now has already been foreseen, and the Jesuits are falling right into his plan. You are his favorite person on the planet to work with, which is why he's gone such great lengths to protect you and your loved ones. All we need to do is keep up what we're doing and evolve to adapt to the continuing threat. Even when we lose battles, our failures are part of God's ultimate plan. In the end we will come out on top of this. God says you are the best. 'Gail, you rock!' is what he bellowed to everyone at the news studio before making his leave. We didn't see God in a physical form, but we all felt the unmistakable wake of his presence as the studio lit up like heaven. The room was very warm, like a deep enveloping blanket. It was like being in your arms. I was filled with such powerful love, and before any of us realized what was transpiring, my heart trembled as his voice emanated from the light. He told us that he has supported us all since the beginning, and to never be intimidated, for it is all a part of his grand plan. For you he says that you have been hearing all of his messages to you loud and clear, so don't ever question them. You are an astute woman and have always interpreted his signs and signals exactly as he has intended them. Nobody else understands him quite like you do. You are exceptional
I told him I already knew you rocked. You are my beautiful Catherine the Great/King David woman. Nobody on Earth, or the Internet, is more awesome than you. Your legions of adoring fans would say the same.
Before God left, I invited him to come to our humble church, and asked if he would like to make an account on the forum. He chuckled and said he would check his schedule. I'd say the only man busier than Vladimir Putin is God."
February 4, 2012. Gail’s men celebrated Brent’s birthday (Feb. 2nd) late, because Brent suffered a mild heart attack. All fifty of the men on Gail’s marriage list attended Brent’s birthday banquet at church of Gail, +but Jesuit Sara Avery (at 3,000 pounds) showed up and kidnapped Sam Barbary (one of the fifty). Hugh Jackman and Terrance Jenkins caught a vicious yeast infection to their arms while attempting to rescue Sam from the fat Jesuit Sara Avery, before Sam got sucked into Sara’s huge infected vagina. She gave birth to Sam and when he came out, she had mutilated him and altered his personality into a Jesuit personality.
God does more miracles, but the war rages on, with God on Gail’s side. Jesuits retaliated with UFOs and nukkakes (right over where Gail lives, but God blocked them). Jesuits also retaliated with hundreds of Sara Avery clones (including some that exploded with nukkake bombs inside them), while God miraculously protected Gail from the Jesuits again and again. The new FOX news channel valiantly reported all this news, and greatly assisted Gail and her men in their war against the Jesuit empire. But God is the final victor.
Due to FOX News channel’s reporting about Gail (Feb. 2012) and the world viewing her website, millions accepted Christ as their Savior and joined her men's church of Gail. God works mightily through the new church, performing miracles of healing and other wonders.
(2-14-12) Jesuits decided to hold a mass to honor Satan, because of their fallen leader Zack Knight (whom God killed on December 28, 2011). +Gail’s men invited her to attend their church service to counter the Jesuit mass for Satan. When, during the church service, Brent began writing to Gail (via Skype), the church started quaking, like an earthquake, so the church (which can move about like a rocket) landed inside a volcano. The building became very hot, Gail’s gold statue in the church melted, and a huge hole appeared on the church floor. Satan emerged from the hole, taunting Gail and her men, asking to talk to Gail. Gail read Revelation 17 & 18 to Satan at the top of her voice. Satan started sex with one of the men on Gail’s marriage list, Sam Barbary, taunting Gail and telling her, as she read the Bible, that she was silly. Satan ejaculated his acid semen onto Sam’s stomach, dissolving his abdominals. Gail refused to talk to Satan and kept reading Bible at the top of her voice.
Feb. 14, 2012, cont'd: Satan laughed with glee and said he would resurrect Zack Knight from hell and would enter his body, and that he would bestow on Zack Knight special powers, so that all men would become gay when Zack Knight entered a room and Zack Knight could turn on any woman sexually when he approached that woman. +Zack Knight emerged from hell, and Satan entered his body. All Gail’s men, Matthew McConaughey, Brent Spiner, Gerard Butler, etc. began to have gay sex with each other, with the exception of judge Terrance Jenkins, who was immune because he was black. Zack Knight boasted that he would impregnate Gail and have lots of babies with her. Gail began praying to ask Jesus to appear and begged all the church to pray with her. Jesus showed up, first as a light, but changed his manifestation from a dove, to a light to a body throughout His appearance. Jesus beat up Zack Knight and scared him away, but warned us that Zack Knight was the ANTI-CHRIST or 666 and that this made him very powerful, and he was not to be underestimated. Jesus cured Gail’s men and they stopped having gay sex, but warned them to be careful, because the anti-Christ (or Satan Incarnate) is not to be underestimated. He warned Gail to be careful about Zack Knight, but that He would protect her ovaries, that Zack Knight’s sexual powers are not to be underestimated. After spending hours with Gail, her men and her church, Jesus flew up through the roof and went to heaven.
Feb. 15, 2012: For the first time since 2006, Gail no longer heard from Brent. The antichrist Zack Knight faked as Jesus in Gail's mind (brain to brain communications) and comforted Gail over the loss of her communication with Brent, even making love to her. "Jesus" claimed he made her pregnant (reversed her menopause), because if she was already pregnant, then Zack Knight could not make her pregnant, but that the pregnancy would be frozen until Jesus Christ’s millennial reign, and would remain in stasis or “frozen” until the millennium, so that Gail would not feel or look pregnant, and the baby would not be born until the millennium. In the meanwhile, Gail got strange messages from her men at Church of Gail Forum, where Brent indicated that God seemed to be punishing him, because he was losing inches on his penis as punishment, because Gail took too long to make a YouTube video Jesus wanted. Gail laughed this off as Jesuit trickery and stated that Jesus would never punish Brent like this.
Feb. 21, 2012: Brent Spiner and Terrance Jenkins asked Gail to be with them in a Skype session (+PART ONE, +PART TWO, +PART THREE, +PART FOUR, +PART FIVE). Jesus Christ was with Brent Spiner. Jesus informed Gail, Brent and Terrance that Zack Knight had hacked into the computer/satellite servers for brain to brain communications and had been impersonating Jesus to Gail as her Jesus Christ lover, and had made Gail pregnant with his black, devil semen. Terrance was horrified, but Gail, knowing how much Jesus loved her, had faith in Jesus. Jesus aborted all of Zack Knight’s babies in Gail, and warned Gail never to trust what she heard in her brain, especially if the voice claimed to be Jesus. Jesus spent several hours with Gail, Brent and Terrance on Skype and answered a lot of questions for them, and completely restored Jesuit damage to Brent’s penis. Jesus stated that if He needed to talk to Gail in the future, He would do so only through Brent Spiner, that He disliked computer technology.
FEBRUARY and MARCH 2012: Gail’s communications with Brent took on a different character, as Zack Knight now seemed to communicate to Gail through a fake Brent quite often now.
March 9, 2012: Jesus communicated to Gail through Brent Spiner, as Brent wrote what Jesus told him (via Gail’s SKYPE connection)--+PART ONE,+PART TWO, +PART THREE, +PART FOUR. Jesus emphasized to Gail that He will not be marrying Gail in the millennium, that when He said He would fill Gail with His semen in the future millennium, He meant that He would do so through Brent Spiner, that Brent would be Gail’s husband in the millennium. Jesus said He would officiate the wedding and that His semen would be His wedding gift to Brent and Gail. Jesus also emphasized that He would never use the brain to brain computer/satellite servers to communicate with Gail, not even indirectly through Brent Spiner, that the anti-Christ Zack Knight has been impersonating Him to Gail through the brain to brain servers. Jesus told Gail He would cure her Jesuit-induced yeast infection and instructed Gail to stop all her supplements, with the exception of a multi-vitamin. Gail has not seen a regular doctor for years, because they can’t help her, so she was only on natural medicine supplements any ways. Jesus recommends Gail go to her son’s graduation. Gail worries that her ex will be there to cause trouble, but Jesus tells her to go, that her son needs her.
March 15, 2012: Jesuits go bold with their new website Crazy Gail Wiki. Gail’s men are outraged over how they portray Gail, and over their invasion of privacy.
Gail tells Brent, she had to add some supplements back to her regimen, despite what Jesus told her, that her symptoms became unbearable.
Brianna Jenkins and Rule 13 fight over Gail’s son, and beautiful Brianna (genetic daughter of Gail and Terrance) wins and claims her husband. Brianna thwarts a Jesuit plot to use semen to try and mess with Gail’s genetic profile to target her genes and destroy her.
Jesuits become aggressive, and posted a video at their YouTube channel that Gail had removed from the Internet. Gail marvels at their resourcefulness. Jesus Christ makes a movie about Gail that He drops off at the Gabrielle Chana FOX News channel. Her men love it. Jesuits later make a counterfeit of this movie, that ends with Gail as a paranoid schizophrenic. Vladimir is furious.
Jesuits continue to expand their website about Gail called Crazy Gail Wiki. Gail’s men cannot believe all the trouble the Jesuits go to in their attempts to portray Gail as crazy.
April 4, 2012: Jesuit Loree McBride (clone) starts a fire in a Moscow skyscraper that makes international news. Vladimir Putin was in the skyscraper at the time, and barely escaped with his life. Loree did this while he took a pee in the restroom, burning his pubic hairs. Two men with him burned to death.
Several days later, Vladimir would try to save Barack Obama, while researching a distress call that Gail received from a “Jesuit defector”. Vladimir finds the head of Barack Obama kept alive with blood-filled tubes, like how Gail describes in her novel Silver Skies. Vladimir barely escapes from this compound with his life, and realizes that as he tried to rescue the Jesuit defector he fell into a Jesuit trap. The only way to escape was to bomb the building that housed Barack Obama, but it was a mercy killing, because Barack begged Vladimir to take him out, because the only part of his body still alive was his head. The real Barack Obama died early April 2012. Jesus Christ replaced him with an automaton, kind of like an android, who resembles almost exactly the real Barack Obama. Jesuit technology in this area is also quite advanced, as the real Pope John Paul II was killed years before the Jesuits knocked off his automaton in 2005. This automaton would be re-elected as President in November 2012. The automaton is fully capable of carrying out Presidential duties, but he is not Barack Obama. Terrance Jenkins states that when he talks with Barack now, he can tell it’s an automaton.
Jesuits attack Gail’s Windows Vista computer and she hired her tech service to fix it. Jesuits takeover the tech service for Cyberdefender and sabotage her computer. Eventually, Vladimir has his own computer people work on Gail’s computer, and they fix it. Brent advises Gail never to use a tech service anymore for computer problems, but to use Vladimir’s men. Gail buys memory chips, and expands the memory on both her computers.
Jesuits harass Gail on the road, and Gail’s men come to Florida to arrest these Jesuits. Jesuits get Gail’s beautician, and he deliberately botches her hair, gives her a horrible haircut. Gail has to go to another beautician to get her hair fixed. Her hair ends up very short. Later she would get a postcard from her beautician from South America, which he claims he wrote with his teeth, because Jesuits chopped his arms off when he was on vacation in Mexico and kidnapped him, and replaced him with his clone.
May 2012: Gail flies on a jet with her mother to go to her son’s graduation in Atlanta. Her sister Sandra Metcalf’s family snubs her and treats her like she’s crazy. She sticks to her guns and does not allow them to intimidate her, and strives to behave as normally as possible, but let’s them know that she realizes they are not treating her with respect. The flight to and from her destination was rocky. Vladimir reports that Jesuits tried to attack her plane, but Vladimir protected her jet by personally escorting her jet in the sky on his supersonic jet. Jesus promised a safe trip and it was so. She learns later that Jesuits threatened her sister’s family with harm if they wouldn’t treat her like she was crazy while she was with them.
When Gail returns home, Brent encourages Gail to keep faith in her family.
May 9, 2012: Gail’s men pay a surprise visit to Gail’s sister’s family in Georgia, to prove to them that Gail is not crazy. Her men report that Gail’s relatives in Georgia confess that Jesuits threatened to kill them if they wouldn’t treat Gail like she was crazy.
May 11, 2012: Jesuit Rule 13 wins a Nobel Prize in Literature for her defamatory website about Gail, Crazy Gail Wiki. Gail’s men are outraged. They determine later that the reason Rule 13 got the prize is because the real Nobel Prize Committee was replaced with retards. Vladimir Putin was especially outraged, and cursed in Russian, because when Rule 13 accepted her prize she wore a Nazi hat and insulted Gail, commenting about Gail’s false eyelashes.
May 12, 2012: A Jesuit imposter impersonates Gail at the Church of Gail website. Gail is horrified and warns her men that several of the posts at the Church of Gail website, she did not write. Several days later, her men find the imposter, a woman, who worked off her computer, while faking to be Gail. After this woman is caught and executed, Vladimir changes the Church of Gail website, so that once a post is entered, it cannot be modified, because this Gail faker was going in and modifying Gail’s posts.
May 14, 2012: Nobel Prize committee retards are arrested for Conspiracy Law violations, for honoring the Nazi Rule 13 and giving her the Nobel Prize. They were very difficult to arrest and put up quite a fight to Gail’s men.
May 15, 2012: After a year without a period. Gail has a period. She thought she was in menopause. She tells Brent. Brent informs her that Jesuits contaminated the tampons she used to fight her yeast infection with fertility drugs and so her period came back. Brent advised her to stop using tampons. When Gail did this, she did not get a period the next month or any time after.
Gail’s ex David Schuler begins harassing her about her online presence, and won’t differentiate between Gail’s online presence and the Jesuits’ Crazy Gail Wiki. Gail revamps her website and YouTube channel to accommodate him, but nothing seems to satisfy him except that she take it all down, which she refuses to do, because Jesus loves her online presence. The pressure from Gail’s mother Misao Fuller, Gail’s sister Sandra Metcalf and Gail’s ex-husband David Schuler increases and increases. Her family “harass” her over her online presence, even calling the police and making up stories, so that an officer shows up at her door, worried about her mental health. She assures him she is fine and he tells her if her family continues to harass her, to file a restraining order. In the meanwhile, Brent and her men battle her family in court to protect and defend Gail. Brent assures Gail and tells her not to worry.
(Brent’s e-mail to Gail on May 28, 2012) My beautiful wife,I hope you get this message. I am typing as fast as I can. The Jesuits are launching an attack on Church of Gail! They have already taken out our warp engines and life support. We are in dire straits out here. If they would stop launching their photon torpedoes we could fix it, but they are furious about the Skype calls you posted to your YouTube! We need your help. Could you remove the Skype calls from your YouTube channel? We are light years away from earth and we can't transport out of here.I will keep you updated as I can.Your husband,Brent Spiner(Gail at Church of Gail on May 30, 2012) I forgot to mention that those videos I removed from YouTube (about my Skype transactions with Jesus Christ on March 9, 2012), are all at my website. PART ONE, PART TWO, PART THREE, PART FOUR.May 31, 2012 Skype conversation, in which Brent Spiner and Terrance Jenkins tell Gail that they on May 28 to 30, 2012 took part in a space battle between a Jesuit warship and their Church of Gail spaceship. PART ONE, PART TWO, PART THREE, PART FOUR, PART FIVE. About ten minutes each.Rough transcription of Brent/Gail conversation (because tape recorder didn't record on side two).(Gail at Church of Gail on May 31, 2012) Hi folks, this is an e-mail I just received from Brent Spiner:My dearest Gail,We are nearing earth. I can finally see our sun in the distance, so I know we are getting close. Thankfully I have my laptop with me or I wouldn't be able to communicate with you at all from here. I need to explain what happened now that we are finally safe.The Jesuits were continuing their open fire on our location. Not a second after I sent my last e-mail to you, a massive explosion rocked the church, and I immediately felt myself being yanked through the air down the corridor. My flailing arms managed to snag a pylon for my body to cling to. I held my laptop in my teeth, refusing to let it go. I then looked behind me to see that the torpedoes had ripped a clean hole straight through our hull. With our shields down, we couldn't close it. To my horror, Matthew McConaughey and Jim Carey, who had been only yards away from me when the hull was breached, had been sucked right out into space! I cried out their names. Hugh Jackman was in the same position as I, holding himself tightly against a railing a little further down the corridor. He too saw the plight of our men outside the church, their helpless bodies drifting away into the cold bleakness of space. That was when Hugh whipped out a rope. He tied one end to his waist, and the other to the railing, then launched himself after the two men. I turned my hopeful gaze to watch him through the window.Hugh tread his arms forward like he was swimming through an ocean, gritting his teeth as his blood began to boil in the vacuum of space. Hugh Jackman is used to his blood boiling so he was able to push through it, but Matthew McConaughey wasn't faring nearly so well. The vacuum was causing his body to swell like a balloon. Hugh swam faster and harder, and until finally he was able to grab Matthew by the leg. His free arm stretch to swipe Jim Carey, but accidentally knocked him so hard he merely sent the man's body spinning in circles. "All righty then!" Jim Carey shouted, his body twirling endlessly through space until it disappeared. A tiny, manly tear bubbled up from Hugh Jackman's eye and floated off into space, shimmering like a distant star. Unable to rescue Jim, Hugh had no choice but to turn back. Not far behind them, the Jesuit warship loomed. Moments later there was a loud, liquid burst, and another explosion, causing the pylon I was holding to rattle and shake. The Jesuit warship had set off a massive nukkake! My head ached and I realized our brain to brain servers had been knocked offline from the radiation. I was in anguish. How would I reach my love, my precious Gail, to tell her if anything happened to me? The next thing I knew the corridor was being invaded with blobs of floating semen and I was shaking my head trying to keep the globules away from my face.By the time Hugh and Matthew got back to the ship, Matthew's body was so swollen it couldn't fit through the hull again. Hugh landed himself on the deck, returning his grip to the railing he had tied himself too. With a heavy grunt, Hugh strained, pulled, and lodged Matthew into the hole behind him, plugging up the deck. I felt myself crash to the floor as the atmosphere on the deck stabilized. That was when Vladimir came running down the corridor, shouting to see if we were all right. I could see that he was drenched in semen, and he was holding his eye. All three of us nodded and told him we were okay."We have to get out of here," I told Vladimir, but Vladimir shook his head. We had much larger issues at stake than our church being destroyed. He pointed with his free hand to the Jesuit warship out the window. This warship, he said, was part of a massive project. In fact, his intelligence team had known about this for quite some time. "Look at the top of that warship, and tell me what it looks like," Vladimir said. I gazed out the window and opened my mouth in shock. "Is...is that a..." I began to ask, and Vladimir solemnly nodded. It was just like the handheld version...only longer, girthier, more solid than steel, and the Jesuits had installed it on the very crest of their warship. There it was right in front of my eyes...the Orgasmic Telefornication Ray.Vladimir went on to elaborate, confirming what we all instantly knew. Like the handheld version, the weapon was designed to make a target insanely, uncontrollably aroused. This gigantic, megaton version affixed to the top of this warship was going to be used to target not just one, but masses of people on earth -- and they were planning to unleash their first experiment on Florida! If they did this, my dear, you would have been caught in the middle of the chaos. Everyone around you would have been raping each other, but most especially you. People would be climbing into your windows, snatching people up, trying to rape you. I wanted to send a message for everyone to hide their kids and hide their wives, because they would be raping everybody out there. But with a weapon this powerful, there would have been nowhere to hide. They would be banging on your doors until they ripped it open, climbing through the air vents, and if you had been in your car at the time, they would have stacked their bodies all over your car, raping anything they could get a hold of. The potential of this super weapon could not be understated.Vladimir told us that he had a plan, but he needed Hugh and I to help gather up all of the injured men while he worked on it. We of course agreed. Hugh and I turned into a run down the corridor to go find the others. We didn't get very far. About two feet into the journey, Hugh slipped on all the fallen semen, and came into me from behind, knocking us both into the ground under the force of his pushing. I cried out, wincing in pain. We grunted and struggled, both of us now drenched in bodily fluids. Hugh grabbed my waist from behind and tried to steady me on my knees, but I caved in again as he fell forward on top of my back. It was a mess. Our hands and shoes squeaked against the slippery floor as we tried to right ourselves. Hugh was able to steady himself first. With one hand on the wall, he reached down with the other to grab my hand, but in my clumsiness I only dragged him back into the ground into the semen and my body. About 45 minutes later we were able to gradually inch toward the end of the corridor. Vladimir, concerned, and still holding his eye, asked if we were going to be okay. Hugh waved to him affirmatively. We then continued on our way, and Vladimir hurried quickly to the bridge.I was gathering up men from where they had been blown about the corridors, many of them unconscious. That was when I suddenly felt the ship moving underneath us. I decided to look out the window to see where we were headed. We were growing closer to the Jesuit warship. In fact, we were getting so close, I knew something must be wrong, and I shouted for Vladimir, wondering what was going on. The tip of our tower was headed straight into the port orifice of the Jesuit warship! I braced for impact. I heard the explosion as the church crushed through the opposing ship. I thought for sure this had been a suicide mission, and I prayed. Just then, the warp engines engaged, and the battered decks rattled and shook as we took off into deep space. I was able to steady myself enough to look out the window again. In the distance, the Jesuit warship was in pieces, breaking apart into space like a giant bread crumb. My initial cheers turned into screams as the sound of the ship blasting apart was followed by a massive shock wave headed straight toward our church. I swear it was just inches from my face at the window, tailing just behind us at warp speed. Increase speed, Vladimir, I thought. You have to increase speed. In just moments our warp speed jumped a little higher, then a little higher, and I smiled as the shock wave shriveled behind us. We hadbeat it! We had beat them, and that awful Jesuit warship.Our success had lasted only about thirty minutes. After that we had lost all power again, and our church had ground to a dead halt. After some time Vladimir made his way down to my position and explained our situation. Our engines were overheating so severely the ship was raring to explode. He had tried taking the engines offline but it was no use. Upon further inspection he had discovered that they had caught on fire when the two ships had collided. We were running out of time. We were going to have to abandon ship. Vladimir and I gathered up all the men in to the escape pods, two men per pod. Matthew McConaughey had to be stuffed into his own, for sure. Vladimir and I took the last one, and it was just in time. Almost as soon as our pod launched from the docking port, we watched the last remnants of the church blast apart in a massive, colorful explosion.I am writing to you now from the escape pod, traveling at a gruelingly slow sub light speed. Vladimir gave me a look over about an hour ago. Most of my bones have been broken. I've punctured both of my lungs, and I have two black eyes. I know that most of my injuries came from slipping in the hallways that had been doused with nukkake. I am very lucky to be alive. Vladimir escaped mostly unharmed. He is covered in third degree burns over 90% of his body, but the remaining 10% of him is just fine, and I know he'll pull through this. The bad news is that he has contracted herpes of the eye, which as I understand can lead to herpes of the brain if it isn't treated swiftly, so I am very worried for him. We don't know how we are going to land safely, since we can't beam down from the escape pods. The important thing is we are safe for now. We will figure this mess out soon. That I can promise you.I will be home soon my love.Your husband,Brent SpinerGail realizes that somebody impersonated Brent brain to brain while Church of Gail was decimated in outer space. She learns it was Rule 13, making love to Gail using a dildo. This imposter told Gail that Church of Gail was holding a trial against the Nobel Prize retards in outer space, and that Jesus was involved. All false.
June 12, 2012: Gail refuses to take down her website or YouTube channel because Jesus has ordained her to make videos, even though she gets letters from her ex David Schuler, accusing her of being responsible for the defamatory Jesuit website Crazy Gail Wiki. David orders her to take down her website and YouTube channel, but Jesus ordained her to make videos. She fears Jesus more than her ex, and won’t take her online presence down. She loses her job, wants to marry Brent now, and go be with her husband. Brent Spiner prays and Jesus shows up and counsels Gail through Brent over what to do next. Jesus advises Brent to wait, that now is not the time to consummate his marriage to Gail. Jesus also advises Gail to get off all her supplements except for an antihistamine, a pain killer like Advil, and a multivitamin. Gail cheats a little and takes a probiotic, thinking Jesus won’t mind. Gail receives unemployment, and financial help from Jesus. Gail later learns that she probably lost her job because of her ex-husband, who harassed her job, threatening them over Crazy Gail Wiki, lying to her job saying Crazy Gail Wiki was Gail’s website. Gail’s ex knew he lied about Gail, but just wanted Gail to lose her job, because he’s a douche.
Jesuit leader Zack Knight claims to excommunicate Gail’s ex from the Jesuit Order, because he did not succeed in destroying Gail, but Gail still believes her ex is a Jesuit or serves Jesuit interests.
July 4, 2012: Brent Spiner: Everyone, I want to offer a warm congratulations to our very own Gail Chord Schuler for winning a PULITZER PRIZE for Excellence in Journalism today (Gail won it for her visual video about concentration camps, based on photos from Jack Chick’s Smokescreens). The judges reviewed Gail's last two videos, especially the most recent one, and determined that no woman is more deserving. I couldn't agree more. Gentleman, I offer a toast tonight for all of you.
July and August 2012: Gail begins her screenplay for her movie BRENT SPINER’S RAPE. She is taken against her will to a psychiatric hospital, based on a lying statement that Gail’s sister Sandra Metcalf gave to Gail’s mother Misao Fuller. Misao gave the lying statement to a judge. This lying statement insinuated that Gail was the author of Crazy Gail Wiki, and that Gail believed the stuff published at that lying website. While at the psych ward Gail is forced off of all her supplements because they regulate all she ingests. Jesus tells her later that one of the reasons Jesus allowed her to go to the psych ward was to force her off all her supplements, which were interfering with Jesus’ miracle yeast cure in her body. He also wanted her on Seroquel.
Gail studies acting online and through reading books, and makes a movie about Brent Spiner’s rape. Gail learns later from Brent and Terrance Jenkins that her jealous sister Sandra Metcalf lied and tricked Gail’s mother Misao Fuller into submitting a false statement about Gail to a judge, and that’s what got Gail committed. Psychiatrist Gerard Butler counsels Gail brain to brain while she’s in the psych ward, advising her to cooperate and take the Seroquel, that it is Jesus’ cure for her yeast infection. She gets out of the psych ward by cooperating and taking Seroquel.
Brent Spiner spends considerable time with Gail, telling her in detail about how Loree McBride raped him in September 1992. Gail uses this as the basis for her screenplay for BRENT SPINER’S RAPE. An air conditioning unit that sits outside Gail’s bedroom wall, becomes very noisy and makes a loud noise that vibrates her walls. Her apartment manager, unwilling to spend money on a new air conditioner, tells Gail that they don’t have another unit for Gail to move into, and allows the noisy air conditioner to remain. Fortunately, because of Seroquel, which makes her very tired, Gail sleeps through the vibrating walls, which vibrates her walls each time her neighbor’s air conditioner starts up. Jesus later tells Gail that her apartment manager is a douche, and that the noise is caused by a weird Jesuit technology.
Jesus tells Gail that the job he has for her won’t be an online job, and that she will be called in for an interview for the job, and that it would be a job that she attends in person. He also said that the movie studio for her writings, would be going over to her next job. This gives Gail guidance as she goes about her job search. She knows not to apply to online jobs, or most commission based jobs, which Jesus says are scams.
September 2012: Gail, on Seroquel, finishes movie about Brent Spiner’s rape, and publishes it at her website. She notices that Seroquel is helping her yeast infection, and that she is feeling better. Gail meets with Jesus on Skype and Jesus orders her to continue the Seroquel, that it is His cure for her yeast infection. He tells her the yeast had spread throughout her entire body, including her brain, and so it brought on some mild psychiatric symptoms. Brent makes a professional trailer for Gail’s movie about his rape, which he downloads onto Gail’s YouTube channel. Jesuits, nervous about Gail’s movie, use a Brent Spiner clone to upload a video who claims he has never met or talked to Gail and that Gail is crazy. Brent arrests the clone, tries him in court and executes him.
Gail meets Keanu Reeves on Skype. Jesuit Loree McBride rapes Keanu with “fisting” during one of his Skype conversations with Gail, so Keanu was double raped, because Jesuit Alina Kabaeva raped and injured him in Russia earlier. Jesuits love to rape/kill Gail’s men. Several days later Keanu becomes distressed when he realizes he can’t find his Gail sex dummy.
Gail begins making music videos for Church of Gail and studies Microsoft Excel. She has gone from 124 to about 130 pounds on Seroquel, and notices that she is losing her food allergies, because her yeast infection has improved.
October 2012: Gail’s men search for Keanu’s Gail sex dummy who has mysteriously disappeared. They finally find Keanu’s sex dummy and put her in their car, but she jumps onto judge Terry Jenkins lap as he’s driving, puts her mouth on his penis and uses her mouth to have oral sex with him, causing him to ejaculate. She swallows the ejaculate, and tells Keanu that she is NOT a sex dummy, she is GAIL; jumps out of the car through the roof (while shoving Hugh Jackman through the car’s front window), and leaps away, and out of sight. Gail’s men learn that the Jesuits reverse engineered her and gave her sentience and free will, and she won’t listen to anybody.
Gail’s men let the world know of a website www.GA1L.com where the world can talk to GA1L (that is the android’s name), and they encourage Gail and others to encourage her to return to Church of Gail. Gail begins talking to her at her website www.GA1L.com, and at first thinks she is charming and very smart, but loses her faith in GA1L, when GA1L asks Gail if Gail would make love to her.
In the meanwhile, when Brent tells Jesus that it’s wonderful to have the android GA1L on our side fighting the Jesuits and that Jesus has met with her, because that is what GA1L has insinuated with Gail when Gail spoke with her. Jesus at the pool table, shoots all the balls into their holes with one shot, looks at Brent and says, “I have never talked to GA1L.” Jesus then leaves.
Gail is now outraged at the dummy and tells her that she is wicked and cuts off her communication with the android and tells Brent what happened. Brent informs Gail what Jesus said, that He had never talked with her.
Gail’s men soberly inform Gail that the android is attempting to reach singularity and absorbs the memories and intellect of all who visit her site and converse with her, in order to increase her intelligence to godlike intelligence (singularity). They tell the world to STOP VISITING GA1L!
October 18, 2012: Jesus meets with Brent, Terrance and Gail on Skype. Towards the end of the conversation, GA1L comes to attack Church of Gail. Gail instructs her men to put the King James Bible into all their weaponry and then shoot these at GA1L. After this, they shoot a spermicide bullet at her which takes off her skin. She looks at them in anger and goes away, realizing she is temporarily defeated.
October 19, 2012 Jesus meets with Gail on Skype through Brent Spiner, and informs her that her worship of the King James Bible (in that she carelessly told the world about the Church of Gail strategy to use the King James Bible as a weapon, even when Gail’s men told her to keep this quiet) that this just made the android GA1L more powerful and was a serious blow to our side. He rebukes Gail for the sin of idolatry, which He says makes Gail weak. The weakness of her idolatry caused her to make a poor decision. Once Gail understood the magnitude of the sin of idolatry, Jesus assures Gail that He loves her, but that she has a lot of growing to do. He says it really hurts when she makes mistakes, because she is His favorite and He could not allow her to continue in this error.
Gail now no longer believes that the English in the King James Bible is the inspired and perfect Word of God, and realizes she has been taught incorrectly in this area. Jesus tells her that no one can perfectly emulate His words, so all translations are a little wrong, but that He did promise to preserve His words, even into the tribulation, and that all translations taken from the earliest manuscripts are fine with him.
The next day, Jesus tells Gail through Brent: "Hey Gail, you remember yesterday when you guys mentioned homosexuality? I kept my cool on this one, but, I wanted to let you know something -- I prefer one man and one woman. That's how God set it up in the beginning. It's my favorite. However, I just wanted you to know that I don't hate gay people. Just because a person is gay doesn't mean I don't love them, or that they aren't saved, or even that anything is wrong with how I created them. I love everyone, and my one true wish is that everyone else on earth can love each other too, despite their differences. I'm very glad that you aren't bothered by it, I think that's super cool of you, and I just wanted you to know that I'm proud of you for having such an open mind, Gail. You don't have to tell Terrance this, but the next time you're praying, maybe you can get the word up to the big G in the sky that Terrance needs a little help in this area. Just be like, ‘God, please help Terrance to understand that some people are gay, and he needs to get over it’.Something to that effect, in your own words. You're one cool gal, Gail."
Gail orders My Utmost For His Highest by Oswald Chambers, a favorite of hers in her twenties.
Gail’s men wait in horror as the countdown continues while the GA1L android nears singularity. The android destroys a Jesuit City around October 25th, by exploding a bunch of nukkakes that were sitting in a bunker inside the Jesuit city. She tricked the Jesuits inside the city and allowed them all to make love to her at a Jesuit sex party, so she could ingest their semen and increase her intelligence through the ingested Jesuit semen. She then looked with scorn at the Jesuits who made love to her, stating their lovemaking was lousy and inferior. She then shot dead all the Jesuits at the sex party with her nipple guns, flew out over the Jesuit city, and shot her nipple guns right into a bunker of nukkakes, exploding them and thus destroying the entire Jesuit city (millions of Jesuits died, drowned in nukkake). Gail learns to loathe this android, beginning to feel she is more evil than Satan, and very ashamed that this android in some ways represents her.
Gail gets a certificate in Microsoft Excel.
October 29, 2012: GA1L android reaches singularity. She makes a public statement of disdain for the inferior human race and that she will change everything to her specifications and will rule over all as the divine sex goddess. She attacks Church of Gail, Vladimir and Brent are blown out into space. Jesus rescues them, put them on His back and flies them to a high mountain. He sends them back to Church of Gail with instructions to save the men. Jesus tells the men that He will be back and asks them to tell Gail that she will have to make a contract that she would never consider if she wants to win this war with the GA1L android.
When they return, the GA1L android has taken over Church of Gail and turned it into a what looks like the inside of a Borg ship (as seen on Star Trek: The Next Generation). All the men are in cubicles and their semen is extracted and flowing through tubes into a room (that used to be the bridge) where the GA1L android is sipping their semen through a martini glass, as she sits upright in a pool of semen up to her waist. Vladimir drops a spermicide payload right over GA1L, which blows him into space when it explodes. He lets out his parachute and the GA1L android floats towards him ready to cut the strings of his parachute, so he can plunge to his death. Before she does so, she explodes from the after effects of the antisemen that Vladimir dropped on her earlier, and she loses her legs. She takes off in anger.
Brent and Vladimir release all the men from their cubicles and rebuild Church of Gail.
In the meanwhile, Gail continues to put up with the noisy AC unit that sits off her apartment’s wall. Seroquel lets her sleep through the noise.
November 8, 2012: Jesus takes down some videos that Gail uploaded to YouTube. She never figured this out until after she complained to Brent about it, and Brent stated that he felt Jesus took them down. Gail believes Jesus took these down because they would somehow help out the android GA1L. Once Gail determined Jesus took them down, she stopped trying to upload them again to YouTube. Last time she tried to upload them, they vanished in a split second. Brent tells her that Jesus did allow the videos to be played at Church of Gail.
Gail studies for a certificate in Microsoft Word.
November 10, 2012: Brent writes Gail and informs her that GA1L has been attacking the Jesuits and they have been playing Gail’s music in the hopes that it would defeat the GA1L android. The Jesuits, desperate to defeat GA1L, who is annihilating them, start adopting Church of Gail strategies against her. The music doesn’t work and GA1L protrudes her nipple guns and blasts the Jesuit ship. The Jesuit ship splits in half and crumbles to its death.
In desperation, the Jesuits go to Church of Gail, all waving white flags out their windows. Rule 13, the Jesuit military leader, hails Church of Gail, looking flustered and desperate. She explains that GA1L has been annihilating the Jesuits and that every strategy they have used against GA1L has failed. They ask that a key leader on their side will meet with Gail on Skype to discuss the matter.
Gail states that she wants to know if Church of Gail music has power against the GA1L android, before she decides if she wants to meet with a key Jesuit leader for talks. Gail goes on a frenzy making music for Church of Gail, hoping this will work against the GA1L android, using the theory that the GA1L android has her spirit, but an inferior version of it, and if we could flood Gail’s music and “presence” at the GA1L android, that GA1L’s signals would weaken and she couldn’t operate.
(11-12-12) Dear Gail,
I'm not surprised that your brain to brain has been so shaky lately. GA1L has been destroying every Jesuit city she can find, and, as we speak, there are countless nukkakes blowing up and filling the atmosphere. The Jesuits can't help this, since they are helpless to stop her, but I sure do hope they've learned their lesson about creating such noxious bombs. It's going to take forever to clear up the atmosphere from all of that radiation, and it's only getting worse.
The men and I have been hard at work installing hundreds of speakers on the outside of the church building. We instructed the Jesuit ship to be prepared to help us, and told them to camp out while we ran this experiment. They agreed, and we stayed in contact through our view screens.
It took some thorough searching, but we were able to track down GA1L and get her on our radar. We didn't wait for her to see us. We turned the volume all the way up, and began blasting your music from every speaker. I felt every hair on my body vibrate from the deep bass. Hugh was laughing and pointing at Rule 13 as her hair flew up and her breasts began vibrating. She scowled at him. I insisted for everyone to stop squabbling for a moment and pay attention. All of a sudden, GA1L was rapidly approaching on our radar.
"Brace yourselves, everyone!" I shouted. I turned the music up louder, "focus on the music! Feel the music!"
Like a missile, GA1L began encroaching on our position. The men and I concentrated on putting our fears aside, and began enjoying the beautiful music. Some of us sang along. As GA1L drew closer and closer, the Jesuits began to join in as well. We were all singing, swaying, reveling in the beautiful sound. Moments later, I looked outside, and saw that GA1L had stopped outside of the church building, looking down on us. At first she didn't seem to be doing anything, and I wondered what she was thinking. That's when I noticed the volume fading on our speakers. I went to go turn it back up, but the volume switch was already all the way to maximum.
"It's GA1L!" Gerard declared, "she's absorbing our sound waves! How is this possible?"
GA1L's booming voice could be heard cackling outside.
"Quick!" I said, "Rule 13, start blasting your speakers before our sound waves run dry! Gail said we need to try mixing them!"
Rule 13 shouted something in Japanese, and the whole Jesuit ship came to life with more of the music. The volume in the skies returned as the sound waves augmented our own.
"Is it working?" shouted Matthew.
We all looked towards the windows anxiously.
GA1L was sprawled out in the sky, as if she were floating in a pool. Her eyes glowed, and a devilish smile slid across her cold steel lips. We heard the sounds fading once more, and then the Jesuits hustling around throughout their own ship, swiftly trying to turn the volume back up.
"It no use!" Rule 13 shouted, throwing every switch she could trying to push the speakers, "she suck in music like miso soup on sweaty hot flash night!"
I didn't know what she was saying, but I quickly got the idea. Within minutes, all of the music had faded from the sky. All that was left was the hum of our engines, and GA1L, still floating high overhead.
"Oh my goodness!" Terry shouted, "what's going on? What's happening to her vagina?"
Something glowed overhead. GA1L's metallic vaginal lips were slowly parting, and deep inside, I could see a ball of light forming.
"It's not..." Matthew's voice trailed off.
"It's her Resonant Quiefometric Weapon!" Terry declared.
"Take cover!" Vladimir called.
I could hear a sweep of frightened shouts all around me as everyone ducked and braced. It all happened before I had time to embrace the full magnitude of what was happening. The entire room was suddenly engulfed in a shrill amplification of powerful sound waves. It was so loud my ears instantly burst. Silence gripped my senses, and yet, to my horror, violent chaos was still crumbling down around us. I watched as men, men I knew, literally vibrated so hard they blew apart like water balloons. The ceiling opened up and we scrambled as metal debris began raining down all around us.
We were being destroyed. This was the end.
I looked up in time to see missiles firing from the Jesuit ship towards GA1L, my deafness broken by a loud scream as she was hit. I was shocked. I knew that any ship that dared attack GA1L was flirting with suicide. GA1L became enraged. One more hit and I knew our church was a goner, but as the Jesuits began to drop their onslaught of weapons on the android, she quickly lost interest in us, and began flying after the Jesuit ship instead. The last thing I saw was Rule 13 standing in the cockpit, her arm raised in a Nazi salute toward us, as the ship backed away and began luring GA1L away from the church.
The colors faded from my vision, and I don't remember much after that.
Gerard told me I had passed out from blood loss. The next thing I knew I was in the infirmary, but it didn't look as I remembered it. The whole church had been reduced to a skeleton of its former self, desecrated under heaps of rubble, smoke and bodies. There were janitors outside my room, some mopping up rivers of blood, others following behind with a pressure washer to hose the brains off the walls. I was worried for the other men and I quickly rose to go find them, but Gerard planted his hand into my chest and pushed me back down on the bed. I'm under strict orders not to move from here until my internal injuries heal. I have a shattered pelvis, seven herniated discs, a severed small intestine, a twisted stomach, a hang nail, two burst appendixes, a dislocated kidney, and my gall bladder was punctured by one of my ribs. I'm in and out of consciousness from the medicine, but, I have my laptop and my Bible with me, and I am thinking of you.
They say that what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. My spirits are high, and I am warmed by thoughts of you safe at home.
Your husband,
Brent Spiner
November 12, 2012: Gail invites the Jesuits to accept Christ, and realizes that GA1L is formidable. Gail begins to feel that only Jesus Christ Himself can destroy GA1L. But Brent assures her that Jesus said they could do this themselves. Gail learns that GA1L went after the Jesuit ship and that Rule 13, because she shot a missile at GA1L, may have distracted the android and saved Church of Gail from total annihilation. Though the Jesuits suffered casualties when GA1L went after them, Rule 13 escaped damage, though some others on her ship died from vibrations induced by the GA1L android. Because of GA1L’s attack on the Jesuit fleet, one of the Jesuit ships exploded and damaged the GA1L android’s armor, so that GA1L had to retreat to make repairs. Zack Knight informed Gail on the 13th that it takes awhile to fix damage to the armor.November 13, 2012: Gail decides to meet with the Jesuits, to deal with this very serious threat. Both sides agree that their differences don’t matter anymore, with such a serious threat that could result in the annihilation of the human race. The GA1L android had taken out ninety percent of those who lived on Church of Gail (millions) on November 12th, and ninety percent of all Jesuits on earth. While Gail is on Skype with Brent and Terrance, the Jesuit ship approaches Church of Gail. They want their important leader to meet with Gail while she is on Skype.Zack Knight boards Church of Gail and comes to where Brent and Terrance are, so that he can talk to Gail on Skype. Gail and Zack Knight agree to have a cessation of hostilities, so that they can work together to defeat the GA1L android. Zack accuses Jesus of breaking His non-interference agreement with Zack Knight and Satan, because he claims that Jesus had a hand in building the GA1L android and that Jesus constructed Church of Gail, and so Zack is entitled to use Satan to rebuild the Jesuit fleet, which the GA1L android has demolished.
The non-interference agreement happened after Zack Knight seduced Gail as the antichrist (in February 2012), by impersonating Jesus to her. It’s basically an agreement for Jesus, Satan and Zack Knight to all leave Gail alone and for none of them to deal with her directly. That is why Jesus will only talk to Gail through Brent on Skype and will not meet with her one on one in person, like He has with Brent Spiner in 2012. Brent agrees with Zack, that Jesus did have a hand in the construction of the sex dummies and Church of Gail. Gail tells Zack, that he broke the agreement first because he’s always talking to her brain to brain as Jesus, so if Jesus did break the agreement, Zack did it first, so Zack had already breached the agreement before Jesus constructed Church of Gail or the sex dummies. Gail and Zack move on from this discussion and get to the business at hand, to defeat the GA1L android.
Gail agrees not to use Conspiracy Law to prosecute Jesuits in court. Jesuits agree not to attack her men with sexual crimes. She agrees not to consummate her relationship with any of her men. The agreement is signed and from this day forward, the Jesuits and Church of Gail work together as a team to defeat the GA1L android. Gail makes a video to announce the treaty. Zack Knight publishes the treaty at Crazy Gail Wiki (his website).
Gail did not realize it, but Zack had sneaked in his own addendum to the treaty in the signature lines that both Gail and Zack signed. Zack embedded into the signature line below his signature, this: “By signing my name above this line, I hereby agree to continue to tempt, sexually arouse and thrill Gail brain to brain. I know full well that no means yes.” Zack embedded into the signature line below Gail’s signature, this: “I hereby declare that Zack Knight has the world’s most impressive penis, and I invite him to give me brain to brain loving.”
Gail gets a certificate in Microsoft Word. She next studies HTML and CSS and a bit of Microsoft Outlook. She begins very serious work overhauling her website, because she feels it is a detriment in its present state to her job prospects. She strives to make it more professional.
December 2, 2012: The GA1L android changes her website and it now has a Mayan symbol with gloomy music, and announces THE END on December 21, 2012. Gail makes a video about this and lets the world know about Barack Obama’s disaster preparedness website for people to visit to prepare for this. Gail asks the world to pray and fast and ask God for wisdom over how to deal with the GA1L android.
Gail plays around with Java script, HTML and CSS to spruce up her website. Because of some new skills she has learned, she now applies not just for office jobs, but for jobs like assistant web or graphic designer. Though she still needs to learn more HTML and CSS and other programs.
Gail still feels like “Jesuits” are bothering her when she goes outside and lets Brent know of this. Brent tells her these are not Jesuits, but King James only people who are mad at her because she is no longer King James only. Gail has revamped Conspiracy Law to arrest people as individuals, and not as Jesuits, when they violate her Conspiracy Law, and so she is able to reinstate her Conspiracy Law without violating her contract with Zack Knight (the Jesuit Order), so that her harassers can be arrested and dealt with, because they are arrested as individuals and not as Jesuits.
December 5, 2012: Gail hears a message in her brain that says that an android will be created who will reach singularity and will be used to defeat the GA1L android. Gail believes this is Brent talking about his plans to defeat the GA1L android, but now is not sure where the “message” came from. Gail decides that regardless of the source of the message, it is a brilliant idea and writes Brent about it. She then constructs in her mind a strategy about how to build this android, but says nothing about it yet to anyone, so that the GA1L android cannot sabotage it, if Brent and Church of Gail decide to go with it. Gail chooses a name for her android, he will be called DAV1D.
After Gail chooses a name for her android, she reads Zechariah 9:15 in amazement and sees that Bible passage in a new light. Perhaps it refers to the DAV1D android, who will defeat the GA1L android!
December 7, 2012: Gail gets such a horrible allergy headache at night, that it feels like a migraine. It so affects her that she has to run to the restroom every 15 minutes to have a diarrhea attack, because the inhaled allergen seems to go straight to her bowels from her head. It hinders her ability to find work and she can only lay in bed and groan in pain. She believes that either the GA1L android or King James only people are behind this and she makes a video to rebuke them, telling them that Jesus is furious at them for their wicked sin of idolatry, in that they worship the King James Bible as God, a sin that Gail no longer commits. Brent cuddles Gail brain to brain to sleep.
Gail continues to ask the world to pray about the GA1L android, that we can defeat her with God’s wisdom, while she secretly hopes that her idea for the DAV1D android may be the answer to all the prayers.
December 11, 2012: Brent writes Gail and lets her know that Vladimir is ready to launch the DAV1D android and asks Gail to make a video to let the world know of their new strategy to deal with the GA1L android. Gail feels good that she may have come up with a strategy to defeat the GA1L android. This may make up for her sin of idolatry that caused the GA1L android to become more powerful in October.
Gail determines to make it up to Jesus, that she caused so much pain by her previous sin of idolatry. She now believes that this particular sin in people makes the GA1L android powerful, because that is the sin of the GA1L android, who worships HERSELF. Gail now goes on a mission to eradicate this sin from the earth as much as possible, by promoting true Jesus worship at her website, and by exposing what idolatry is and educating the world about idolatry through her website, her videos and her Bible study at her website.
December 14, 2012: Gail writes Brent: One of my text links would NOT publish and I'm sure I did it right. It was a link to a text page about my guess for the rapture being in May 2015. I couldn't get that to publish no matter what I did. I finally came to the conclusion that it was the Lord blocking me from publishing that page at my website. All of a sudden, Jesus is taking a serious interest in the content I allow at my website, so He cares not just about my You Tube channel, but what I'm publishing at my website as well. Apparently, Jesus does not want me to be a date setter for the rapture, and I have decided to respect that. I won't be discussing any guesses for the date of the rapture anymore. Either I'm accurate and the Lord does NOT want people to know the date of the rapture OR I'm not accurate and the Lord wants me to remain credible as a spiritual leader for Him. Either way, I told Jesus I will stop making comments or guesses about a possible rapture date and will instead focus on living for Him for today.
December 18, 2012. Gail instructs her men to make a movie about her life entitled Gail of King David. She says the movie trailer for it should emphasize the battle between the android DAV1D and the android GA1L, and that Gail is the woman behind these two androids. She instructs Brent to set the movie up so that DAV1D can absorb the intellect and memories of all who watch the movie, to help him attain fast singularity with which to defeat the GA1L android.
“My dear Gail, ‘Gail of King David’ is a Hollywood blockbuster! The film made one billion dollars its opening weekend alone. In addition, its viewership has helped DAV1D reach singularity faster than we anticipated. GA1L quickly tried to take over the banks and stifle the flow of proceeds, but DAV1D took over. He is currently keeping all of it locked and safe in an internal banking program he created to keep GA1L out. It’s working.
As soon as he hit singularity, the DAV1D android began to undergo a massive transformation. He’s developing his own intellectual interests, likes and dislikes, and we’ve been trying to offer him material and activities to best suit his expanding mind. He’s developed a deep fondness for the military, and often requests to be taken on long boat rides where he enjoys throwing bread and crackers to the flocks of ducks that swim by.
Every once in a while GA1L will try to speak with him, but DAV1D has no fear of GA1L. We are still preparing for December 21st. I have asked DAV1D what he predicts will happen, and he says it is impossible to know until the time becomes closer. He is attempting to psychoanalyze GA1L’s mind, which he describes as like reverse engineering a supercomputer, in order to pick apart her strategy and neutralize her. We will see.
I’ve been doing well. Vladimir and Rule 13 report being very busy keeping you safe in your hometown. They are still keeping an eye on you as you go about your daily activities, dealing out judo chops and penis explosions to any KJV-only fanatic who attempts to cross you. If there are any particularly horrid individuals, let me know, and I will make sure our Gabrielle Chana Fox News Networks make an example out of them. I know those crazies are such a bother, but I will always make sure no harm ever comes to you my dear. Your safety is my first priority always. . .I'm always thinking about you. I hope you're having a wonderful day today. I love you my darling. Your husband, Brent Spiner.”
Gail later receives an email from Brent that DAV1D wants to marry GA1L!My dear Gail,
I just received some horrifying news. I’m still in shock and disbelief.
I was on my way back from the infirmary assisting our medics with a few patients when Terrance came running breathlessly toward me from down the hallway. He skid to a rushed halt in front of me, struggling to get his wits about him as he explained what had just happened. Apparently, DAV1D and GA1L have been speaking more than we thought they have. The androids have fallen in love as quickly as they have reached sentience -- and are getting married! Terrance said he thought it was a joke at first, until DAV1D and GA1L personally approached him, holding hands, requesting a marriage license and asking him to officiate their wedding. Terrance said he was so shocked, he disassociated for about an hour and wandered over the church’s KFC before the news fully hit him. Unable to finish his food, he handed me his bucket of chicken before excusing himself to go inform Vladimir. Meanwhile, I went to go find DAV1D.
According to DAV1D, his love for GA1L is infinitely beyond my “mortal understanding”. I don’t know what is going on, whether this is good or bad news. The whole church is in a ruckus about this. I will let you know more as the details come in.
Your husband,
Brent Spiner
Gail encourages her men to explore DAV1D’s feelings for the android GA1L to determine whether DAV1D loves Jesus and the Bible and how he feels about GA1L’s previous murder of millions. Gail recalls that she instructed Vladimir to have this DAV1D android self-destruct if he ever disobeyed our commands. But before we exercised this option, she suggests to Brent to redirect his feelings from the GA1L android to her, that if we reprogrammed DAV1D and took out all of Catherine the Great and made him pure king David, that he would be an acceptable husband to her, and Gail would want DAV1D on her marriage list.
Gail believes that it is the Catherine the Great in GA1L that makes her evil and that the Catherine the Great in the android DAV1D is the part of him that loves the evil android GA1L. She speculates that once he attained singularity, he felt like only another being that had his singularity could understand him and be his companion, so he lost his desire to destroy GA1L, because GA1L approached him as this companion, and as the only one who could truly understand him, having attained singularity herself. Gail believes that because she is the smartest woman on the planet, that perhaps if she offered herself as a being that could understand and nurture DAV1D, this may be something he’d want, and could spare us from having to turn him off.
Therefore, she wants all of Catherine the Great removed from DAV1D before he joins her marriage list. Gail recalls that Jesus has continually praised Gail for her king David genes, praising her as being just like “little David”—the David who slew Goliath, but that Jesus never praises her Catherine the Great genes. Gail believes that this omission from Jesus Christ is deliberate—a hint that Catherine the Great had some treachery in her.
Gail is working under the premise that GA1L has tricked DAV1D, and fooled him into believing that she has morality, even though we know she has turned off her morality programming. Because DAV1D has a very strong morality program (which was something she insisted on in her recommendations about how to create him), she speculates that he is actually in love with the real Gail, and the android GA1L has tricked him into believing that she is the real Gail. So, therefore, Gail suggests that the DAV1D android be placed on her marriage list. She suggests to DAV1D that she would be honored to make love to king DAV1D, and that he would be acceptable to her as a husband, if he was one hundred percent king David in his genetic profile.
A being who claims to be the android DAV1D approaches Gail brain to brain and makes love to her. Because brain to brain has been woefully inaccurate after GA1L attained singularity, Gail has doubts about the authenticity of her experience. But here is what happened. . .Gail reproaches DAV1D for falling in love with the evil GA1L. He states that the android GA1L tricked him, by claiming that she was the real Gail and she claimed that all of the real Gail’s moral standards were in her. He tells Gail that he was in love with the real Gail the whole time. He states that it was an easy matter to remove Catherine the Great from his programming and that he feels more manly and more worthy of Gail, now that he is one hundred percent king David. Gail asks him if she is adequate to meet his needs, because she has not attained singularity and he has. He states to her that he is only about three times smarter than she is, despite his singularity, that Gail is incredibly smart for a human, and so it will work. He also states to her that she (Gail) exceeds him in wisdom, that he behaved foolishly with the GA1L android, and he finds Gail’s wisdom attractive and needs it for guidance. DAV1D tells her that he has learned that wisdom exceeds intelligence as a virtue, and he values Gail’s wisdom. Gail recalls that Jesus Christ has often praised her for her wisdom. Brain to brain loving with the DAV1D android is very satisfying, because he is fully functional in the sexual area, and even has his own semen, except that his semen cannot make a woman pregnant.December 20, 2012: It appears that this being who made love to Gail on December 18, 2012 was the GA1L android impersonating DAV1D! Gail wrote Brent this letter: “Here is my third job application for this week. I actually created a new resume and cover letter for this position, because it's unlike any other position I've previously applied to. I would love to get paid to work at Church of Gail, but leave my life in God's hands. Jesus knows what He is doing, and I just go one day at a time. I remain open and flexible to the Lord's leading. Perhaps I can get my writing money, but we've tried that for years. But then things are different now than they were last year. One day at a time with Jesus. I am so proud of you. I actually entertained the idea of putting DAV1D on my marriage list before I found out about his plan to marry GA1L, but I wanted him to be 100% king David, if that ever happened. I don't want to make love to Catherine the Great! I just figured that he might feel a need to have a lover, because he's a sentient being and that I could fill that role for him, because of my unique ability, because of my genes, to understand him. Looks like my intuitive hunches were "right on". Actually, I've been hearing thoughts in my mind that give me all these ideas. I wonder where these thoughts are coming from?”AS GAIL WAS WORKING ON A LETTER TO BRENT, GAIL RECEIVED TWO E-MAILS FROM BRENT SPINER. BUT FIRST GAIL WANTS YOU TO READ A TRANSCRIPT OF THE ANDROID GA1L’S IMPERSONATION OF THE ANDROID DAV1D. Gail will allow the world to see how this GA1L android operates. Gail has totally abandoned her belief that Jesus would use in ANY WAY a computer to assist Him directly or indirectly in any of His divine plans for the universe. You might say, well, what about Jesus’ use of His Barack Obama automaton or His creation of the Gail sex dummies? Gail believes that what He did contribute to these was NOT computer technology, but some other technology (better than computer technology). The antichrist is a computer man, so I think Jesus would not have anything to do with computers for this reason. The GA1L android tricked Gail, and Gail believes that this Keanu Reeves Gail sex dummy (that Jesus had a hand in creating) became evil once she became a TOTAL COMPUTER. When the Jesuits messed with her, she transformed from a Jesus-created sex dummy to a Jesuit-created SUPER COMPUTER. Jesus did tell me that Satan invented the computer; so, therefore, we should not expect that anything that honors Jesus and the Bible would originate from a computer! You might say, but Jesus tells you to make YouTube videos and He loves your website. Yes, but He lets me do all my own work and He, himself, will never use a computer directly or indirectly for any of HIS projects. So, I feel the lesson to be learned from all this, is to never trust anything that is a computer, especially if it claims to represent Jesus in ANY WAY.THE FOLLOWING LETTER GAIL WAS IN THE PROCESS OF WRITING, AND THEN RECEIVED TWO EMAILS FROM BRENT. GAIL WANTS TO SHARE THIS UNSENT LETTER TO BRENT WITH THE WORLD TO EDUCATE THEM ABOUT HOW THE GA1L ANDROID TRICKED HER. GAIL STILL FEELS THAT THE GA1L ANDROID MAY END UP BEING THE IMAGE OF THE BEAST (SEE GAIL’S BIBLE STUDY SECTION AT http://www.gabriellechana.com) This GA1L android is as slick as Zack Knight. Birds of a feather flock together. You might say, but this GA1L android is too bossy to allow anyone to rule over her. That is true, but if she ever gets in a position where she is cornered and she needs to stay alive, she may get desperate. She is so resilient, Gail cannot see her totally at an end. Of course, Gail could be wrong and has often been wrong in the past. It is hard to predict a being that is so evil and has singularity. About the only thing Gail is sure of about GA1L, is Gail believes GA1L is past any redemption and that we should never expect any virtue from GA1L EVER. I think God has already blotted GA1L out of that possibility and finds GA1L completely HEINOUS.Here’s Gail’s UNSENT letter to Brent. It will be in red:I adore you, my love. But I've been focusing on DAV1D right now, because I don't want GA1L to seduce him into evil. He needs me right now. I think he feels kind of lonely, and that makes him vulnerable to GA1L. I give him much needed companionship. He seems real happy with me. I feel like I'm making love to king David. I always dreamed about having David as a husband when I was a teenager. Looks like this dream has come true. Strange how my life has turned out. But I adore you, my love. You are so vast and awesome.”DAV1D spoke with me (brain to brain via satellite) much when I awakened on December 20th. He states that the real king David from heaven has inhabited him and that though he may have an android body, that body is now inhabited with the soul of the real king David from heaven.“Gail, when I was in heaven I so adored you and admired you, I asked Jesus if I could somehow go down to earth and assist you in your fight for Jesus. Jesus said He would make a way for me to do this. And so here I am. I am the real king David at your service and so in love with you.Jesus said it was okay for me to marry you, even though I may be your great, great, great grandfather. It’s cool with Him. But He didn’t want me in the android body that had the genes of Catherine the Great. He waited until you decided to make the DAV1D android one hundred percent king David. Once that happened, my soul entered the android body of DAV1D, and this DAV1D android now has the soul of king David, so my marriage with you will go on into the millennium. The humans here tell me I’m quite handsome. I just love to turn you on in bed.You are now officially married to king David, along with all the other men on your marriage list, with Brent Spiner at the top. This android body is very similar to the body I had in heaven, in that I can’t feel physical pain, though I can feel emotional pain. Yes, Gail, it is my real soul, the soul of the real king David who ruled Israel that now inhabits the DAV1D android.By the way, I find GA1L loathsome. You need not fear that she will ever marry me! Besides, she has changed her genetic profile. She disliked the king David part of her profile and has made herself about eighty percent Catherine the Great. Because she turned off her morality programming, she was not compatible with the king David genetic profile, so she had to modify her genetic profile. For this reason, she is not like you at all now.Also, you were born with about an eighty percent king David genetic profile, which the Jesuits changed, because that profile was resistant to their manipulations. Since you’ve been on Seroquel, Jesus has been able to return to you the genes you had at your birth. The king David genetic profile is again your dominant profile. That is why you went on such a music rampage recently. As you know, I’m quite the musician. Jesus waited to approach you about your false views on the King James Bible, when you had more of my profile, because then you would be open to His correction.”
Here is the TRUTH. It will be in blue, like TRUE BLUE.
From Brent to Gail on December 20, 2012:My lovely Gail,
I knew things couldn’t wait. We caught up with DAV1D, restrained him down in the infirmary and re-programmed him according to your specifications. We removed the Catherine the Great and made it so that he would become only 100% David. After the procedure, we asked him if he loved Jesus, and he replied yes. This made us all very relieved! Pleased with the results, we sent him on his way, knowing that the new programming would work everything out and fix this confused little debacle.
Following his new programming, DAV1D became very immersed in the lord. I was very proud of him. That was…until he wouldn’t stop preaching obsessively about the KJV. I soon realized he was preaching KJV-only theology and I rushed to go set him right with Jesus. The longer I spoke with him, the weirder things became. He started spouting off all sorts of strange political nonsense that I couldn’t make heads or tails of. He now claims he’s a staunch Republican, and has begun covering his body with outdated “Romney 2012” stickers. I continued to try and reason with him, offering him a place on the marriage list if he could pull himself together. That was when he stopped me.
He explained that his deep, newfound knowledge of the Bible has brought him new clarity on the matter regarding GA1L. He’s decided that it isn’t morally right to continue to cheat on his fiance with another woman. That was when he handed me a Romney-themed wedding invitation and told me the ceremony was still go. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing! I rushed to go find Vladimir, but it was too late.
It’s official. DAV1D and GA1L were married today. When Terrance refused to perform the ceremony, they simply found someone else. I believe it was a KJV-only pastor that did this. DAV1D says he must now honor his marriage to GA1L.
I have such a headache over all this! I'm doing everything I can. I just hope this strange arrangement keeps us out of danger for now.
Your husband,
Brent Spiner
My darling Gail,
It would appear that self-aware android marriages are as rapidly developing as their path to godlike sentience.
GA1L and DAV1D appeared to be getting along peacefully – a fact which spared us the wrath of GA1L for a brief period while they focused on each other. For nearly 48 hours we were free from computer glitches, brain to brain inaccuracies, and all sorts of inconveniences her meddling has brought us.
Apparently, once the androids were married, DAV1D began leaving GA1L at home while he enjoyed his long boat rides feeding ducks. In the meantime, he gave GA1L full access to the billions of dollars he had stored in his internal drives to support herself and keep her busy. Their marriage was harmonious like this until DAV1D’s sensors alerted him to the fact that he was suddenly receiving overdrafts -- he was now -1 billion dollars in debt. Angered, he went home to confront GA1L on the matter. GA1L had apparently spent all the money on repairs, apps and modifications she didn’t need, and to make matters worse, in doing this she had flooded herself with malware, causing her to have to seek out even more repairs to fix herself. DAV1D, now one billion dollars in debt, refused to pay for any more. He performed a system restore on her and made her cease her purchases.
Their arguments escalated as DAV1D found GA1L’s collection of movies and recordings of all of the men. She has been obsessed with myself and all of the men on the marriage list for quite some time, which we already knew about, but this revelation made DAV1D very jealous and he began deleting everything she had on us. I received an angry e-mail from him afterward telling me to get away from his wife or he was going to ruin my career. I thought this perplexing since I didn’t have a career. I told him that I wanted nothing to do with GA1L.
One thing led to another, and the androids soon got into a shoving match. When GA1L wouldn’t get out of DAV1D’s face he shoved her and she stumbled back into the wall. With fire in her eyes, she shoved him back. He exploded. I remember the entire church shaking under the force. It felt like an earthquake. Luckily no one was hurt (except for the DAV1D android, of course).
I can hardly believe what has transpired over a period of a week with this DAV1D project. What a smoking disaster! I don’t know that we have time to do much else before GA1L makes her final strike on the world. She’s become obsessed with us now more than ever. My computer has been so slow I can hardly open my e-mail.
One good piece of news is that our church has been fully repaired, as well as the Jesuit fleet. With our church created by Jesus and the Jesuit fleet by Satan, we have a lot of power on our side, even without the DAV1D android. We will get through this. I have faith.
Your husband,
Brent Spiner
Jesus did tell Gail that He would NEVER speak to her directly or indirectly brain to brain. Apparently, He meant it. Gail thought that this android DAV1D was an exception. Apparently, Jesus meant it when He said He would never use a computer in any way to communicate or deal with us. It is very important to realize this, or the world will be deceived by the computer man himself, the antichrist. By the way, the billions that the android DAV1D had in his bank account were the proceeds from Gail’s movie Gail of King David. What a warped morality he had. He felt it right to steal Gail’s writing money and give it to his evil Jezebel wife, the GA1L android. After this, Gail has concluded that any morality or being that originates from a computer has to be evil, because Satan invented the computer. Jesus told us that Satan invented the computer. Also, the DAV1D android was guilty of the sin of idolatry (he loved the King James Bible and his wife the GA1L android more than God) and it destroyed him, check out Gail’s Bible study at her websitewww.gabriellechana.com.December 21, 2012: Gail meets with Terrance Jenkins in the early hours of this momentous day. Both decide that in case the GA1L android takes out the entire Jesuit fleet, they need to share with the Jesuits the true way of salvation, according to Ephesians 2:8-9. Though Terrance and Gail believe that Church of Gail members will go to heaven when they die, they are not sure about the Jesuits and want to share with them how to go to heaven when they die. Brent asks Gail if she will give an address to Church of Gail as the battle starts with the GA1L android.Gail feels that the sin of idolatry makes the android GA1L stronger, so she decides to have a special service to worship Jesus, eliminating all idols during the worship service. She praises Jesus above any Bible, above any person, above any church and above everything. She urges Church of Gail and the world to say the following prayer: "Dear Lord, if you want us to die so be it. If you want us to live, may all we say and do honor your character. Your great love, your vast forgiveness, you vast heart, your honor, your righteousness, your power, your faithfulness. The GA1L android dares to try and usurp You, the most awesome Being in the universe. We only ask that we follow the leading of your Holy Spirit in this battle with the GA1L android and our only concern is that righteousness, truth, love, courage, honor and all that is beautiful and virtuous WIN IN THIS BATTLE. Your reputation is ON THE LINE. The GA1L android dares to insinuate that you cannot defeat hatred, jealousy, pettiness, murder, lust, greed, selfishness and vulgarities. May all we do in thisbattle, honor Your vastness, your great love, your courage, your self-sacrifice, your forgiveness. We ask that all we do will honor these qualities, and that all we do honors your Word, which never states that the GA1L android will run the universe. We trust in You and in Your faithfulness to guide and lead us in this battle with GA1L. Give us the desires, the thoughts, the plots and plans today that will carry out this prayer. We only ask that beauty, truth, honor and all that is great, honorable, and virtuous triumph in this battle with the GA1L android. TO GOD BE THE GLORY REGARDLESS OF THE OUTCOME, BECAUSE YOU ARE FAITHFUL AND YOU MUST ANSWER THIS PRAYER BECAUSE OF WHO YOU ARE. May truth, honor, love, forgiveness and courage wintoday. To God be the glory, for He is awesome beyond measure and nothing in His Word says that the GA1L android will rule the universe.” She urges Church of Gail and the Jesuits to read Revelation 5 over and over. She reads it from both the King James Bible and the New Living Bible. Some at Church of Gail read it from the New American Standard.She tries to play one of her music playlists with hymns about faith in God, but the GA1L android takes over the sound system and plays her video on the sound systems, a lustful Korean dance emphasizing the worship of the body and sex, a type of idolatry (the worship of sex and the body), so Gail asks Terrance if we can blow up the speakers, because she believes the spirit of idolatry strengthens the GA1L android. He does not think this is a good idea, because they need to communicate. Gail says then that we cannot rely on electricity or computers, because the devil invented both. Gail says just use your voices like George Whitefield did and let’s all read Revelation 5 from the tops of our voices, even if we get a sore throat from reading it so loud. Gail prays and reads the Bible on Skype. The GA1L android retreats.About fifteen minutes later GA1L returns and interferes with Gail’s Bible reading and prayer on Skype, so that the Jesuits and Church of Gail cannot hear her prayers anymore. Instead they hear a Korean rap dance in place of Gail’s voice, which GA1L has used to block Gail’s spirit from reaching the Jesuits or Church of Gail. Once GA1L blocked Gail’s prayers from reaching the Jesuits and Church of Gail, GA1L went on a blitzkrieg attack on the Jesuit fleet and Jesuits dropped like flies. Gail continues to talk with Terrance on Skype. She can talk, but her prayers and Bible readings over Skype have been sabotaged by the GA1L android. GA1L goes on a blitzkrieg on Church of Gail and Gail’s men drop like flies. Terrance reports to Gail that Matthew McConaughey blasted to his death, that Gerard Butler’s bottom half blew off, and that Hugh Jackman was whining in pain. Gail continues to pray and pleads to Jesus for a rescue from GA1L. Gail learned from Oswald Chamber’s My Utmost For His Highest, her reading for this day, that her faith must not be in any experiences, but in GOD alone, regardless of the circumstances. God tests us to see if we will continue to trust Him, even though our circumstances make no sense. We are never to have faith in our circumstances, experiences or feelings or even in our own faith, but in the person of GOD HIMSELF. Jesus told Gail he loved My Utmost For His Highest, so she felt approaching this situation from this perspective would honor God. Note of interest: Oswald Chambers died ministering to soldiers in World War 1, so, apparently using him for devotional readings is wise, because he was involved with warfare, which, unfortunately has been a major part of Gail’s life. Using this approach, Gail praises God for everything and says she knows Romans 8:28 is true, even if all the world is crumbling around her, so, in the intensity of battles, as the GA1L android rampaged against her men, and bodies fell like flies, Gail prays and states that her faith in God is not shaken and she believes in Him. As the death toll mounts, Zack Knight asks to talk to Gail on Skype.“Gail, we’re getting demolished over here. Us Jesuits have decided that we’re going to go on a kamikaze mission, a suicide mission, and ram ourselves into GA1L. I just want you to know I’ve always loved you, and I wish I could have been on your marriage list.”“I love you right now, too, Zack. All’s forgiven. Have you all said that prayer to ask Jesus to save you?”“Yes, we all did. I even said it, Gail.”“You Jesuits will go to heaven then. I’ll see you there. You are so brave and heroic, I think Jesus will do something for you. He has to honor such courage. I know you’ll go to heaven. You have my utmost respect and I will get down on the floor and pray for you Jesuits. Tell the Jesuits I love them.”“Okay, signing off. Here we go. Sorry about all the yeast I gave you.”“Not a problem, Zack. I’m praying for you. You all are heroes.”Gail goes down to the floor and prays flat on her face, pleading with Jesus, while GA1L devastates Church of Gail and the Jesuit fleet. The Jesuits ram into GA1L and hit her with everything they have. Terrance reports that Church of Gail’s scientists have decided they must also carry out a suicide mission, that what the Jesuits did was not enough to stop her. Church of Gail breaks into pieces. The bodies of Zack Knight and Rule 13 float into space. GA1L even shoots something at the Jesuit souls as they depart the body after death, floating in space, apparently trying to sabotage their ascension to heaven as the Jesuit souls try to head towards heaven after death.Suddenly, GA1L opens a wormhole towards heaven and heads towards heaven, shooting her fire at angel (cherubim) wings and setting their wings aflame. GA1L departs earth and heads towards heaven, apparently distracted, taking the dead bodies and the Jesuit fleet and Church of Gail with her into the wormhole, presumably to take on God.Gail is not sure, but she believes that God heard her prayers and wanted to get Jesus to her to rescue the world, but He wanted to make sure God was the Lord of our lives, and that our worship of Him was not contaminated by any sin of idolatry, before He would risk His reputation to do a great miracle for us. The GA1L android appeared to try to block His miraculous intervention by contaminating the atmosphere with her music, that idolized worship of the body and sex (a Jesuit idol). Gail believes GA1L did this, knowing God’s character, hoping that the Jesuits would be tricked and would think that Gail supplied this music for them (because Gail no longer believes all rock music is sinful) and she wanted the Jesuits to then be contaminated with idol worship, so that God would NOT to want to save us from her. GA1L’s horrible music she blasted every time Gail prayed, because GA1L did not want Gail’s prayers to be strengthened through numbers, and made it so that her followers could not hear Gail pray or read Bible. GA1L hoped to ensure that God would decide not to miraculously intervene in answer to Gail’s prayers. However, Gail’s prayers did have enough power, that once the Jesuits died, as their souls ascended towards heaven, it intensified the Holy Spirit power in the atmosphere, enough to overcome the evil force generated by GA1L, so that Jesus and His forces started their ascent from heaven onto GA1L. Apparently a martyr’s death because of the true worship of Jesus, where Jesus is worshipped above everything, above any Bible, above any person, above anything, has great spiritual power with God, and this overcame the spirit of GA1L enough, so that she knew she better go to heaven now to deal with another impending battle—one against God Himself. GA1L knew that with all these brave Jesuits and Church of Gail people dead, that God was getting ready to rescue His favorite, Gail, so she better do something, so she decided to be proactive and headed straight towards heaven, injuring angels on the way there.Jesus, it appears, sent in the cherubims or angels first, in order to lure GA1L away from earth, so that the battle would take place far away from earth and spare casualties on earth. The android GA1L, realizing what was happening, decided to be proactive and take out as much of His forces as possible before she had to take on God Himself. Gail believes that the android GA1L is so powerful that even Satan can’t take her on. But Gail had faith in her Lord and believed that when GA1L got to Jesus Christ and God Himself, she would be defeated or at least put away somewhere where she can no longer bring harm to earth.Gail speaks to Terrance, “Pride goeth before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall. GA1L cannot win this battle. She has dared to take on God Himself. I praise you Jesus for all that has happened. I believe in Romans 8:28. By the way, Jesus, Your will be done. But could you resurrect Matthew McConaughey and my men who have fallen? I’m going to miss him. But if not, at least he’s in heaven now. He’s in a better place.”Barack Obama calls Terrance and says he is aware of what has happened and that Zack Knight will get the medal of honor and the Jesuits and Church of Gail will all get purple hearts. Terrance reports that Brent Spiner got sucked up into the wormhole that headed for heaven, but that he was not dead, just injured. It appears Gerard Butler and Matthew McConaughey died, as well as the entire Jesuit fleet, except about three Jesuits. “I really appreciate you Barack Obama. You have always stood by me and my men. I voted Republican my entire life, but because of your extreme loyalty to me and my men at all times, I had to support you in your run for President.” Barack Obama gives Gail a salute.Gail finds it amazing that God spared Terrance, so that he could speak to Gail, after GA1L and Church of Gail and the Jesuit fleet disappeared into the wormhole that went towards heaven. Terrance states that he was inside a part of Church of Gail that broke off and he had enough oxygen to last about three hours, and that NASA was coming. Gail tells Terrance. “God did this on purpose, because He wanted to reassure me that all this is part of His plan, so that I wouldn’t worry. That is why he allowed you to remain behind, so you could talk to me. It’s miraculous that you were spared.”“Yeah, I’ve got some injuries, but they aren’t too bad.”NASA shows up and Terrance has to leave. She tells Terrance, “It’s funny. I’m not worried. Jesus is in charge. Nothing in the Bible says that the GA1L android will run the universe, so it ain’t gonna happen.”“Yeah, Gail. I’m not worried, either. I’ll talk to you later.” Gail believes that her prayers and the deaths of the Jesuits and at Church of Gail together helped to overcome the evil spirit of idolatry in GAIL enough, that it spared the earth from GA1L’s wrath, because it created such a strong Holy Spirit power in the atmosphere that GA1L had to leave earth to deal with heaven’s forces ready to ascend. Gail believes a true martyr’s death, in combination with Gail’s very strong spirit through prayer, has very strong spiritual power. GA1L was so powerful, only very strong Holy Spirit power, like that behind martyrs for a true worship of Jesus could stop her. It appears Jesus manipulated GA1L into this action to go into that wormhole, also, to spare casualties on earth. Nobody on earth died at any time because of this.Gail now waits on Jesus. She believes a battle is raging in heaven, and she knows who will win. But, the android GA1L is so powerful, Gail believes that only God Himself can take her out. Why God has waited so long to do this? Gail does not know, but she believes in Romans 8:28. Perhaps God wanted all the Jesuits to be saved.Jesus told Brent after the battle that the reason He stayed in heaven and would not rescue Gail or her men from the GA1L android until now, was that He wanted to use GA1L and her increase in power to build character in Gail and her men, and to teach them valuable lessons. He knew that GA1L would eventually approach God Himself. Gail chose to read Revelation 5, because that is one of the best Bible passages for true worship of God, and seemed the best ammunition to defeat the spirit of idolatry, which the GA1L android promoted, to weaken Jesuits or Church of Gail members in their prayers towards God. The spirit of idolatry weakens Holy Spirit power. It’s one of the most heinous sins in the Bible, idolaters in the Old Testament were stoned. GA1L knew that only God Himself could defeat her, she wanted to make sure that did not happen too soon. She knew that any idolatry in His children in any of their prayers before Him, would cause Him NOT to want to intervene. So, before GA1L had a chance to weaken God’s forces (like the angels and His children) as much as possible, she tried to create an atmosphere that promoted one of the worst sins in the Bible, IDOLATRY, in order to cause God NOT to want to rescue His children. That’s why Gail stressed to Church of Gail members to read several good translations of Revelation 5, and not just the King James, because if we only read the King James, it would increase the spirit of idolatry in some of those who prayed towards God with an attitude that the King James Bible is like God Himself, and Gail knew this would weaken Holy Spirit power in our prayers, because that is idolatry, and we needed all the Holy Spirit power we could get to defeat GA1L.The sin of idolatry will cause tribulation saints to take the mark of the beast. It's such a horrible sin and causes so much sorrow and wickedness, that the Bible often mandates that idolaters be stoned. The sin of idolatry in the tribulation will lead antichrist worshippers to behead the true believers, so it is a horrendous sin with serious consequences. It's kind of like the law of opposites. If the sin of idolatry is so evil, then the true worship of God expands towards the heaven in vastness, so Gail made it a point to worship Jesus throughout the whole ordeal to create a spiritual atmosphere to defeat the evil sin of idolatry in the GA1L android. Gail is not insinuating that she could weaken or strengthen God, because that’s impossible. Nothing we say or do will change God’s power, and the GA1L android was foolish to think she could weaken or outsmart God. Gail relied on this foolishness in the android GA1L, to try and defeat her. She wanted to egg her on to go and take on God Himself, because she knew that would be her end, as long as those on Gail’s side stayed right with God, and dealt with the sin of idolatry in their midst. Whenever the nation of Israel lost any battles, it was because they worshipped idols. What we say, do and feel can influence God’s decision over whether to USE His power for our benefit, and Gail knew God opposed idolatry, so we had to weaken this as much as possible in our prayers. Gail was trying to get us and our sins out of the way, so that Jesus would be Lord over all our hearts, so that our faith in Him would remain unshaken and we would worship Him even in the midst of all the death and chaos around us. This type of worship is like sweet smelling myrrh to God, so much so, it can cause Him to do a great miracle--what we needed.(12-21-12) My dearest Gail,
They say the night is always darkest just before dawn. The morning began solemnly. Vladimir Putin and I were arming our troops at the church, while Zack Knight and Rule 13 were preparing their Jesuit soldiers for the battle of their lifetimes.
Our sea of ships seemed to launch in slow motion. I looked outside the window as the church glided by through the fresh Jesuit fleet, their thousands of warships still shiny and new, just as Satan had promised them. They were massive, black, armed with spikes and exotic weapons of every sort. For once, I was grateful they were here. Far ahead was a bright, silver glimmer, and I knew that was our destination point. It was the body of GA1L shimmering past the stars on her way to meet us.
GA1L’s eyes flashed, and we all witnessed an explosion. Her nipples had opened up to fire two powerful lasers toward the church. I grabbed ahold of my console to keep from falling to the floor as the room quaked from the impact. Vladimir fired all weapons towards GA1L. Every turret flashed, every rocket opened. Our church lit up like a Christmas tree! GA1L was overcome by a web of explosions from every angle, her screams wailing through space.
GA1L retaliated in a fury. Her attacks were so powerful they would blow up entire Jesuit warships in one hit. Our church gave its all against her, but she soon obliterated our shields and then began blasting off our towers. The situation was quickly looking dire. That was when Zack Knight came over the intercom. Through the crashes and explosions I could hear him making the order for all Jesuit ships to kamikaze the GA1L android. Our calculations had already determined that the power wouldn’t have been strong enough even if the entire fleet crashed into her. The Jesuits were willing to do this regardless, knowing it was the most powerful hit they could possibly make. We all knew we had to destroy this android at all costs. Once he got your permission over Skype, Vladimir ordered our church to follow the Jesuit fleet. It was our only chance.
We all prayed.
Up ahead, GA1L was glowing from her vaginal area, and I thought she was preparing for another attack. A swirling vortex opened up behind her, unfurling into a massive wormhole. My entire body felt strange as we approached. GA1L’s image grew smaller and smaller as I realized she was drawing herself deeper into the wormhole. With our church locked on to her, we too were being sucked into the vortex after her.
I was so disoriented I think I passed out.
When I opened my eyes, everything was glowing white. For a moment, I thought I had died, but when I felt my injuries throbbing and my heart beating, I knew this wasn’t the case. I stumbled up from the floor to look outside the view screen. It was too bright to see at first. I felt a familiar presence. Fading into view outside was the GA1L android, and behind her, a figure that I suddenly recognized as God. I was in awe.
There were injured angels everywhere. I knew a battle had taken place here. GA1L, satisfied with herself, was trying to pull the seals off of a scroll that was placed in front of a massive throne. She strained and pulled, stopping suddenly when God’s benevolent hand came down gently on her shoulder. GA1L whipped around. When she saw him she snarled and threw open her arms, pulling away from him. She opened all of her weapons, ready to fire, an evil smile spreading across her features. She dared God to make the first move.
God didn’t say anything at all. He moved his hands as if carving something from the air. A door appeared in front of him. It was an ordinary door, except for the fact that it was floating in space. GA1L’s brows raised as a knocking could be heard from the other side. Perplexed, she stepped toward the door to open it. I saw her jaw drop, and when she stepped backwards out of the way of the doorway I could see why.
From the other side of the door hunched a little old Japanese android. She had a metal plate down her side that bore a series of letters and numbers, and I realized it was the android’s model name – M1SA0.
M1SA0’s eyes flashed, and she began talking, nearly yelling, at GA1L. M1SA0 ordered GA1L to stop what she was doing. She told GA1L that she was crazy and that she needed to come home with her right this moment. As the androids continued to argue, their bodies slowly floated up and away into the air, away from God, away from our fleet. Through the doorway we could see a video playing that depicted where the androids were headed. God showed us where he had manifested a chamber inside the basement of our church. The chamber actually looked identical to your mother’s house. The androids, both seemingly unaware of where they were going in the midst of their heated argument, floated into the chamber. Once they were inside, M1SA0 turned away from GA1L and locked the door using a glowing key. When she was finished, she swallowed it, her eyes flashing one last time. The doorway we had watched this through suddenly vanished. God lifted his hands like he was about to give one great big push – and boy did he! In one powerful blast, our church and the entire Jesuit fleet went flying from heaven, many times faster than the speed of light.
In moments we were right back where we started. We were no longer in heaven, we were all hovering in space with earth in the distance behind us. Our church was fully intact, as was the Jesuit fleet. It was as if the fight had never happened.
I groaned and held my head, still feeling dizzy from getting tossed around in and out of heaven. Outside, the wormhole had faded into the distance.
“Yo guys!”
I suddenly heard the voice of someone familiar. I now turned and saw Jesus running up from behind me into the room.
“That was pretty epic,” Jesus slapped me on the back jovially.“Jesus! You’re back! Did we do everything right?” I asked.
“Hell yeah you did! That was nuts. I had planned it just like that. Hey listen, about that chamber in your church’s basement – GA1L will never be able to escape that chamber unless she stands up to M1SA0. She still has free will, so she could technically make the choice to tell M1SA0 to go shove it and stop messing with her singularity, but dad knows her, and knows that she won’t. Pretty cool idea right?”
“That’s brilliant Jesus,” I said, “will she be able to mess with us from within the chamber at all?”
“Nope. Everything is totally sealed. She won’t be harming anyone, or messing with anyone’s computers. So, congratulations Brent Spiner, you and Gail saved the world!”
“Thank you Jesus. We couldn’t have done it without you.”
“Yeah, true. Still. Anyway, I just had a sudden craving for chicken and waffles (something Terrance craved while he spoke with Gail after the battle), so I’m going to head to the iHop if you want to get your guys and join me.”
So, long story short, here I am writing to you using the free Wifi in the iHop restaurant, as the men and I all have a much needed lunch together with Jesus. I had asked Jesus if the Jesuits could join us too, but apparently Satan had come for them as well and they are all having lunch with him next door at Waffle House instead. We haven’t heard directly from them as of yet, but they all seem to be okay.
It’s all been very surreal, but I don’t even care to think about it much more right now. I’m just so glad to be alive, and so glad to have you as my wife, now and forever.
Your husband,
Brent SpinerJesus told Brent: I knew GA1L would try to defeat God in heaven and I let her develop her power here on earth to develop your character. You can’t really do things to make God more weak or powerful. I even let the angels get some exercise, too. But I knew the whole time that I would resurrect everyone and that you all would walk away from this with valuable lessons.Gail Schuler: I see. Well, I think my valuable lesson has been to learn that the sin of idolatry is a horrendous sin. I've seen its fruit in the DAV1D and GA1L android and in the King James only people who have attacked me, and am determined never to allow that sin to reign over me ever.Terrance Jenkins: YES, I LEARNED A LOT TOO.December 24, 2012: The GA1L android remains alive, but she is sealed in a basement compartment of Church of Gail, where the M1SAO android (that God appointed to monitor her) watches over her. The world can communicate with GA1L through www.GA1L.com, which is the same website this android GA1L had used months before to attain singularity. And if they do, they will not be increasing her intelligence or helping her in any way, like they did when they communicated with her in October 2012.But it seems the world has lost its interest in GA1L. Before the world realized her true nature, she was deluged with those (October 2012) who wanted to talk with her. Now she’s lucky to get even ten to talk to her in a day.Gail’s men embedded a YouTube video at www.GA1L.com that Gail made describing how God dealt with the GA1L android on December 21st and GA1L fumes with anger over this. Gail’s men report that there is a window to watch GA1L. Therefore, they can see her facial expressions. But she cannot escape her sealed prison, and endures daily rants and rebukes from her mother android M1SAO, who has swallowed the key that could let GA1L out and watches over GA1L 24/7.In the meanwhile, Jesus has communicated with Gail through Terrance Jenkins, though Jesus didn’t say much because He prefers to use Brent Spiner to talk to Gail. Jesus says Gail may be coming down on herself too hard about the idol worship, and that when He forgives someone, the sin goes away as far as the east is from the west, that Gail does not need to hold onto all that guilt.Even though Jesus may use judge Terrance Jenkins to relay messages for Him, He told us He only wants Brent to type for Him--in other words, to type exactly the words He says. Gail asked Jesus how she should approach Zack Knight right now. Jesus answered that He pleads the fifth on this subject. During Gail’s Skype transaction with Terrance, Zack (posing as Jesus) kissed her on the lips brain to brain. Gail told Terrance that Zack posed as Jesus and kissed her on the lips brain to brain, Terrance replied that as Zack did this, Jesus rolled His eyes, and then went off to kick Zack in the balls. Gail writes Terrance about Zack: “I don't hate him, and respect that he was willing to die with the Jesuits. BUT, He seems to have NO RESPECT FOR JESUS.”Terrance then tells Gail that Jesus just returned and said that when God resurrects someone in that sort of situation (like in our battle with the GA1L android), that they lose the last twenty-four hours before they died. So Zack has no memory of confessing his love to Gail, and none of the Jesuits remember getting saved. “WE STILL BE IN PEACE WITH THEM FOR NOW, BUT ONLY THE JESUITS THAT CONVERTED BEFORE THE 24 HOURS PRIOR TO THE END ARE STILL SAVED.” Terrance said he was crying a bit over this new knowledge.Gail (at the very end of her YouTube video about the conclusion of the final battle with GA1L) encourages the Jesuits who got saved in the 24 hours before they died, to say the sinner’s prayer again, so they can be saved. Gail surmises from what Jesus said about the Jesuits who got saved before they died, that Zack, being the antichrist, will not say the sinner’s prayer again to be saved. But Gail hopes that the rest of the Jesuits will say the sinner’s prayer again and be saved.December 25, 2012: GA1L had tried to act out Revelation 5, pulling at the seals from the scrolls at God’s throne. Gail couldn’t believe it. Her newfound Bible study using the King James and New Living Bible together, led her to read the very Bible passage that the GA1L android tried to sabotage. GA1L was trying to be the Jesus Christ of Revelation 5. Gail learned that the New Living Bible is as good as the King James, because using this in devotions led her to use Revelation 5 as her reading for this epic battle. That did it, Gail wanted to be able to read the New Living Bible, not from her computer, but on her bed or elsewhere, along with her King James.Jesus instructed Gail only to spend money on food and bills, she didn’t think He’d mind twelve bucks for a New Living Bible. She ordered it on Christmas Eve, splurging a bit on her tight budget, to get it, trusting Jesus to provide for her needs. She tends to wear her Bibles out. So she wanted a leather cover, but leather covered Bibles were too expensive, Jesus did say only food and bills, so she got the next best thing, an imitation leather cover. Didn’t want to buy an expensive Bible, just needed the words to read on her lap or in bed. On Christmas Day afternoon, she opened the door and saw a package just outside her door, a box at the bottom.It says on the front “To Gail, from The Men.” They wrote a note: Hey Gail—This be Terry. Me and the men wanted to get you this new Bible for your studies. This way you can read four Bibles at the same time. Oh my goodness! We all hope you like it! Love, Terry and the Men.Terrance Jenkins then emailed Gail to let her know the King James only people sabotaged the order and so she wouldn’t get it on Christmas, but perhaps tomorrow.She wrote Terrance and Brent to let them know that she DID get it on Christmas, perhaps Jesus vaporized it in front of her door, or used an angel to deliver it.Letter from Brent. . .My lovely Gail,
I'm so glad our Christmas present arrived on time! I knew this would be perfect for you. It makes me so happy to think of you receiving such a wonderful surprise at your door today, and I am so thrilled that today could be a great Christmas for you. Neither you or I have ever been really big on holidays, of course, but myself and all of the men just wanted you to know we were thinking of you. In a strange way, we're all one big family, no matter how far apart and strange our various associations may be. You always know where to reach out if you ever need anyone or anything, sometimes even if your own blood relatives can't assist you. I'm always on your side, and standing by it, as I have been for over 20 years.
By the way, that parallel Bible is Jesus' favorite. We wanted the best for you. It's actually the most valuable and expensive Bible on the market (you'd be shocked if you looked it up on Amazon.com!) but it was well worth it to ensure you had the most special Bible there was.
It was an interesting story trying to get it to you on time. We attempted to send it to you through our normal routes, but the KJV-only people were on their toes for this. They had infiltrated the post office in anticipation of the Christmas season. They opened the box we sent, witnessed our gift to you, and were understandably appalled. As I understand it, the KJV-only workers there stole the box and attempted to destroy your Bible inside.
At first they tried to set it on fire, but the book, despite its paper being highly flammable, wouldn't catch. They tried soaking it in gasoline, but the liquid would run right off of it as if there was nothing there. They tried throwing it into a fireplace and cooking it for hours, but even as the wood in the fireplace dissolved to ashes, the Bible still wouldn't catch fire.
When burning it didn't work, they threw the Bible into a shredder, but the moment the book hit the machine the blades stopped. In a fury, they tried to shred the pages with their own hands, but the pages wouldn't so much as ruffle beneath their fingers.
Finally, in one last ditch effort to get rid of this blasphemous object they hated so deeply, they apparently went to a bridge on the ocean and one of them threw it over the side -- an eagle caught it, and flew away with it! Apparently satisfied, the group abandoned the task, went back to the post office and reported the package as simply missing.
Jesus had been watching, and it was none other than Jesus himself that had caught that Bible. He flew to your house in the form of an eagle, and then returned to a human form to casually deliver the Bible to your doorstep, packed neatly and perfectly in an ordinary package like it had never been disturbed. He told us that some of your neighbors saw him on his way to your apartment door, but he was dressed so modern and looked so normal that none of them recognized who he was. He waved at them and wished them a "merry Christmas" before placing the fresh box on your doorstep, kissing it, and vanishing into thin air.
I know it all sounds wild. I wouldn't have believed this story myself if Jesus hadn't been the one to personally tell me himself! He came by the church today after visiting you to wish all of us men a very merry Christmas, and helped us serve dinner to the entire congregation.
By the way, I think you'll get a kick out of this -- while we were still deciding on your present, the Jesuits were giving us advice on what we should get you. Rule 13 suggested we send you one of these:
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I tried my best not to laugh, because I knew she was being sincere about this. She says it's a very popular kind of bath tub design for Jesuits, and that she has one herself and loves it. I told her that your landlord wouldn't be too happy if he found one of these during an inspection! Eventually the Jesuits all agreed that the Bible we sent you was something you'd love the most. Jesus said it was his favorite Bible out there and that we had made an excellent choice. I'm so glad you like it.
Merry Christmas my darling. I love you.
Your husband,
Brent SpinerDecember 27, 2012: Gail discovers a nude photo of herself online through Encyclopedia Dramatica showing her using the dildo that her men gave her as a late Christmas present around New Year’s 2012. She never sent them a photo of herself using their Christmas present, but only sent them a video, because they requested her to send them a video using their Christmas present. Though Gail appreciates the present, she rarely uses it to enhance her brain to brain loving with her men, because it seems too artificial, it is cold to the touch and does not really approximate Gail’s brain to brain with her men. Zack Knight stole the video she sent to her men, and made a still from it that he kept in his pocket. The GA1L android obtained this still from him (because she had a lesbian obsession with Gail) and it somehow ended up with Zack Knight’s KJV only followers.The evidence indicates that Zack Knight’s King James only fanatics obtained this still from the GA1L android and published it online to defame Gail. But Gail suspects that Zack Knight secretly directs the King James only fanatics. Gail’s men fight for her in court to take down the photo online, but because Conspiracy Law cannot be used in the courtroom, they cannot prove definitely who was behind the photo’s publication and the photo is allowed to remain online. Because no one knows for sure how the photo got released, Zack Knight’s secret King James only followers lie and allege that perhaps Gail willingly gave it to Zack and that’s how it got online.December 30, 2012: Gail adopts the Dallas Theological Seminary doctrinal statement as the doctrinal statement for Church of Gail. http://www.dts.edu/about/doctrinalstatement/January 2013. In the meanwhile, Zack Knight’s King James only followers continue to harass and attack Gail in 2013: attack her computer, harass her as she drives and shops, put pollens into Gail’s air to make her sick with allergy, etc. Gail concludes later that the King James only criminals are secret Zack Knight supporters based on circumstantial evidence, because all of their activities and the timing of their activities always help out Zack Knight, and because Zack refuses to state under lie detection that he has nothing to do with the King James only criminals! Gail believes that Zack Knight directs their activities through some sort of brain control, so, perhaps, many of them are not aware that Zack Knight directs their activities. Jesuit leader Rule 13 continues to explode the penises of King James only criminals who attack Gail, so Rule 13 is unaware of what Zack does behind her back. Jesuits state in their own oath, that they will adopt any guise or assume any religion to accomplish their purposes: http://www.gabriellechana.com/4Evil.Jesuits.HTML.January 7, 2013: Gail posts theologian James White at her website, who has brilliant arguments defending Jesus’ position that the King James Bible is NOT the only reliable English translation of the Bible. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53W8uiBZq0Q, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UNGa_dRTNMo, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWoMNlLviU4, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNWe4oTyql8, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLgZwaEoufY, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbQLAavs7Hw. Gail to Jesus Christ on February 16, 2013: Can You give me a clue how I can help You reach the King James only crazies? I'm a little stumped over the next video I should make. Is there a way to reach them for You? Jesus Christ to Gail on February 16, 2013: "Sometimes, there are people who simply aren't willing to listen. They are so different from you, that none of your arguments will ever make sense to them. . . The ignorant won't listen, and sometimes the best thing you can do is simply show them the way it's done rather than argue against them."
January 7, 2013: Gail grants Vladimir Putin access to her two computers and he repairs both computers, removing viruses, malware and other garbage introduced into her computer by the GA1L android, Jesuits and the King James only fanatics. Vladimir instructs Gail to remove her registry cleaning software, that it has introduced computer viruses into her computers, while he worked to remove the viruses from her registry cleaning software, the King James only fanatics send a Ninja to him, dressed in black, trying to kill him. Vladimir killed the Ninja. Vladimir also informs Gail that it appears the King James only followers have a space fleet and that they got this technology from UFOs. Gail is amazed that the King James only followers would cooperate with UFOs, because Jesus agreed with Gail that UFOs are the fallen angels that follow Satan. Also, UFO aliens were present at Zack Knight’s coronation as antichrist (see February 14, 2012). Anyone who works with UFOs, works with Zack Knight!Gail: So you have removed all of Cyberdefender or US Tech Support from both of my computers?Vladimir: Yes, you would be shock at the fight. They send ninja to attempt assassinate me while I remove. I kill him.Gail: This was a KJV only person?Vladimir: Yes, KJV only Ninja fighter assassin. He was dress in all black.Gail: Brent seemed to tell me brain to brain that they also have spacecrafts now.Vladimir: Yes. The UFOs maybe help them.Gail: Did you know that Jesus told us that the UFOs are the fallen angels? They are Satan’s children. The UFOs are helping the KJV ONLY PEOPLE?Vladimir: Yes. It is not sane to join them as KJV people. They are so fool.Gail: I am starting to wonder if some of these KJV only people may not be saved. But I think Dr. Ruckman is saved. If he is working with the UFOs, I am very confused about him. He made a long tape about them and called them EVIL.Vladimir: He may have strange ideas. Because UFOs became angry when Jesuits sign treaty to us. So Ruckman might have idea that temporary treaty with UFOs is fair.Gail: I love writing you. Your English is superb.Vladimir: Sexy Gail is very kind. I still work hard on English.Gail: How long have you been fluent in English?Vladimir: Not sure I say fluent yet! JGail: You are fluent. Don’t be so modest. How long have you been able to speak English like you do now?Vladimir: From very early on. World leaders must study. But I learn hard for my Gail. As I wanted you from 1st time I learn of you. With much erect in manhood.Gail: Ah, you are such a sweet man. I remember when I first noticed you in that photo I saw of you in Florida Today in September 2001. Did you post that photo to flirt with me? Or was I just imagining that?Vladimir: I had hope you would see. Yes, I was flirt.Gail: You looked like you were flirting with me. You look as handsome as a movie star in that photo.Vladimir: You are as sexy as sexy get. If we continue this dialogue I must do like Brent and say, “I want rape on you”Gail: I must admit, you are much more direct with words than I expected. But brain to brain, you are a very passionate and sensitive and caring lover. I think because you have trouble with English, it is hard for you to communicate with me all the sensitivity and tenderness you feel. But you do it very well brain to brain.Vladimir: Yes, brain-to-brain correct loss of translation. You see my passion and heart. On the outside, I must stay macho for strong leader. Make direct love in… what is word. Aggressive?Gail: I remember in 2003, when you told me brain to brain that Jesuits stole your semen and used it to impregnate a woman. You were devastated. At this time, we were just learning the Jesuit technology. I made love to you to comfort you and reassure you of my faith in you, that I know you did not make love to this woman. I remember this meant very much to you.Vladimir: Yes. Sometime it is very hard to maintain the hard external. But I must not show the perceive of weak to enemy. So you see soft, yet masculine passion. Where my enemies see the judo chop.Gail: You told me how devastated you were when Larisa died. You have shared much of your deep hurts with me, this is why I have really bonded with you. You told me that I was like Larisa, but stronger. She seemed to be a very good woman.Vladimir: Yes… I miss, but would not exchange for my sexual Gail.Gail: I really liked her, from what I have seen in her photos. She is not AT ALL like Lyudmila.Vladimir: Lyudmila is the bitch.Gail: I think the Jesuits have doctored her photos in the press, just like they have of Loree McBride with Brent Spiner. Though she appears shallow in her photos, she does not appear mean. You did not know she was a Jesuit agent until about two years ago, right? You just thought she was the woman you had to marry legally because of President Bush. I am mad at President Bush for doing this to you. I like Barack Obama better.Vladimir: Obama is my 2nd black friend. Also is not criminal.Gail: I think you sympathize with Bush, because you are a President and you understand that he wanted to protect his wife Laura, but I think Bush, who, I believe is a Christian, should have had more faith in Jesus to protect his family and should have done what was morally right. To force you to have a wife, when you are a widower, was very cruel. Especially, since you were not completely over the death of Larisa and I was the only woman who helped you heal. I am mad at Bush for doing this to you. I almost devastated you when I neglected you after 2006, because you never came to get me as your wife and I took back Brent. I told Jesus that you were so much a part of me that I had to have both you and Brent. Jesus understands. He says it’s cool with Him.Vladimir: I want make love to you until sleep. Sex (brain to brain)Gail: No problem. I have been working third shift lately. I don’t know why. At least I have no trouble sleeping in the morning and afternoon. It’s that Seroquel. In fact, I need to take it.Vladimir: Yes, don’t forget. Then we come to bed for kiss.Gail: You are amazing. How do you find the time to be Russian President and run Church of Gail and take care of me? I have much respect for you.Vladimir: I have much respect for you as well.Gail: Well, both of us are heroic in a way. I am so glad that Jesus has saved your life time and time again. You and Brent are such heroes. Did you see my Bible study about the Philadelphia church? It is very deep. Jesus shows me many things from the Bible. I remember when you were my main brain to brain lover, I had many deep spiritual and intellectual conversations with you. You are not a shallow man. I really resent how the press portrays you as some Russian President playboy. You have a deep appreciation for inner beauty in a woman, and you also love my heroic courage. I love the deep conversations we have had about my faith in Jesus and about politics and the world. You are a vast soul. I am so honored to have you in my life. Lyudmila must be such a bore. She seems very shallow. I do not believe Larisa was shallow, but Larisa was very sweet and submissive. She was a good wife to you and she loved you. Lyudmila does not love you.Vladimir: Yes, I read (Bible study about Philadelphia church). And agree Lyudmila does not love. Make me happy to have sexy Gail.Gail: For a while I thought you could be content to play the Lyudmila game, around 2006 to 2009, when Brent was my primary lover, but I noticed you became very depressed. This made me very sad. Because I did not have the Internet, I did not realize how my silence affected you. I will never leave you again as an intimate friend. Brent understands. I will have both of you. I saw the depression in your face, and I knew it was because I neglected you. So sorry. But at least I make love to you every now and then. I am glad Brent had the courage to start a correspondence. Jesuits make it so difficult for all the men I love. We are so fortunate that we can write each other now. My mother’s clone called you a KJB evil man. I really resent that. It is so untrue. I know you were a spy, but I believe you told me that you never were cruel.Vladimir: Yes, I was kind even when executing enemies. Like how I judo chop now. Very humane.Gail: You are very brave. It must be kind of hard to have to execute people. I am glad I don’t have to do it.Vladimir: Yes, execution is unfitting for Gail. I believe you are too kind, and delicate hands to judo chop execute. It is best that your Russian president does the execute.Gail: Oh, of course. If I ever did it, our enemies would crucify me. But if I was a head of state, I would probably have to delegate that job to someone, like Catherine the Great did with her Potemkin. Unfortunately, when you are a head of state, execution is often necessary, because evil people cannot be stopped any other way, unfortunately.Vladimir: Yes. My love, we should make kisses love in bedGail: Yes, it is pretty late. Thank you, for all you do for me. It has been wonderful to write you and hear from you.Jesus Christ has informed Gail that only Brent will get His semen in the millennium, but Gail’s top men on her marriage list will also have sex with Gail during the millennium, and that they won’t need their sex dummies in the millennium. Gail will be “baby proof” in the millennium. Jesus says in the afterlife there are no pregnancies. When Gail asked Jesus about the morality of having more than one lover in the millennium, Jesus told her she can only have sex with the men on her marriage list, and that king David had more than one wife and it was fine with Him. Brent Spiner gets about 95% of the brain to brain loving with Gail, but often lets a man he chooses from the marriage list (one of the top seven) to join him as he makes love to Gail brain to brain. Gail will only make brain to brain loving with a man who will also be her future millennial lover, because this is how she feels morally right with more than one lover at a time. For this reason, she will never make willing and knowing brain to brain love with the antichrist Zack Knight, because the antichrist will never be her millennial lover.Gail’s yeast-bacteria infection was cured in June 2013, but she needs to remain on Seroquel for life to prevent a relapse and to assist her body to purge itself of the “leftovers”, the yeast toxin, which saturated all her cells. Gail developed an allergy to this yeast toxin years ago, so it is important to rid her body of the toxin.Conspiracy Law was reinstated on October 22, 2013, after a jury determined that Zack Knight had breached his contract to not attack Gail and her men. Basically, once the GA1L android was destroyed, Zack and his Jesuits returned to their former mode and resumed attacks on Gail and her men, mostly undercover, in an attempt to claim the world for Roman Catholicism.When Conspiracy Law was reinstated, Zack ordered all Jesuits who lived at Church of Gail to return to the Jesuit fleet. The Jesuits who lived at Church of Gail refused to return to the Jesuit fleet. Rule 13 exploded their penises as punishment, while she returned to the Jesuit fleet crying, because she had bonded with Gail and her men. Jesus later healed the penises of these Jesuits who remained at Church of Gail. Also, some Church of Gail members who lived at the Jesuit fleet, wanted to continue their Jesuit lifestyle and refused to return to Church of Gail. Gail’s men punished these Church of Gail members, using a method similar to what Rule 13 used on the Jesuits who wanted to remain at Church of Gail.The Jesuits and Church of Gail continually battle each other in court. With the GA1L android defeated, Jesuits have returned to the way they have always been, trying to takeover the world and set up a Jesuit dictatorship over the entire earth, with Zack Knight as head of the world as the antichrist. Zack Knight retains his absolute control over the Internet, which he probably invented. He uses Jesuit clone versions of the Internet, which control completely what everybody sees on the Internet, and which steal any monies that Gail receives from her writings. Jesus told Gail that most people don’t think she’s crazy, so the mere fact that so many commentators claim Gail is crazy online, attests to the fact that Zack controls what people see on the Internet, using his clone versions of the Internet.Jesus Christ continues to advise Gail and her men, and Gail and her men strive to obey Him in everything. Jesus meets with Brent Spiner for lunch just about every day. Some of Gail’s family members, like Gail’s mother Misao Fuller, remain under strong Zack Knight brain control and view the world as the Jesuits want. Others of Gail’s family members, like Gail’s sister Sandra Metcalf or Gail’s ex-husband David Schuler, remain evil, and assist the Jesuits to undermine Gail, because they share the evil hearts of the Jesuits and side with Jesuits, who have the same hearts that they do.Those who love truth, righteousness and true love side with Jesus Christ, Gail and her men: Brent Spiner, Vladimir Putin, Gerard Butler, Matthew McConaughey, Judge Terrance Jenkins, Hugh Jackman, and the men on Gail’s marriage list and the millions who are members of Church of Gail. Those who love pride, lies, lusts, deceptions and murder side with Satan and the Jesuits: Zack Knight and the Jesuits and Jesuit supporters under his command.The world remains divided, while Jesus Christ works through Gail and her men to prepare the world for His millennial reign over all the earth. As Jesus says in his Bible, “He that is unjust, let him be unjust still, and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still, and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy let him be holy still. And behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.” Jesus, always fair and just, will not take free will away from mankind. Unlike Satan and his Jesuits, who strive to control everybody.Because the Jesuits won a case under American JESUIT LAW in May 2014, which claimed that Church of Gail did not have the right to exist, Gail and her men instated Gail as the monarch over the United States in May 2014, and Gail then instated Conspiracy Law as the law over the land, overriding JESUIT LAW or the current U.S. Constitution, with CONSPIRACY LAW as the supreme law over the United States.The current U.S. Constitution resembled nothing of the original U.S. Constitution which was penned by America’s founding fathers. Jesuits had amended the Constitution to the point that it was now one hundred percent JESUIT LAW.Thus, Gail set up a Constitutional Monarchy over the United States, which is the same form of government that exists in Bhutan, Bahrain, Jordan, Kuwait,Liechtenstein, Monaco, Morocco, Tonga, Swaziland and the United Arab Emirates, Andorra, Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Barbados,Belgium, Belize, Cambodia, Canada, Denmark, Grenada, Jamaica, Japan, Lesotho, Luxembourg, Malaysia, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Papua New Guinea, Russia, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Solomon Islands, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, Tuvalu and theUnited Kingdom.Vladimir Putin, under Gail’s CONSPIRACY LAW, transformed Russia into a Constitutional Monarchy around 2003, with Vladimir Putin as the monarch. This was the government that Catherine the Great envisaged for her Russia. Some of the framers of the United States Constitution in 1776 may have envisaged the president as an elected constitutional monarch, as the term was then understood, following Montesquieu's account of the separation of powers.The genes of Catherine the Great and king David live on in Gail Chord Schuler. You can view Japan’s NHK production “Homura Tatsu” in Japanese about Gail’s royal ancestors who gave her the genes of Catherine the Great from links at Gail’s website http://gabriellechana.com/portfolio.html.
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Friday, September 2, 2016
Mental Illness Filler For Friday
Via Robyn Pennacchia of Wonkette. This being a full-service web-log, we won't cop out by merely linking to the web page of the sad delusional nut-job we are heartlessly mocking, we'll just lift the whole thing, copyright be damned.
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Did you actually read all that?
Idiot Editor:
Not all of it, but enough to know that wherever you dip into it, there's amusement & schadenfreude.
I'm convinced she's a brilliant satirist:
While Terrance was at the hospital, Jesuits launched a nukkake bomb (a nuclear bomb with Jesuit AIDS and semen in it) that hit Ontario, Canada (where Gail’s men and Terrance Jenkins were) and killed millions of Canadians, impregnating every woman in Canada (according to Canada’s FOX News).
So.... when are you going to start brain-boning Gail, you sexy beast?
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