Thursday, November 6, 2014

So Shut Up & Go Then!

C'mon, crackers, climb abord the Confederate Choo-Choo to Revisionist Hell.
How can we miss Mississippi if it won't go away?
Additional proposed changes under the initiative include flying the Confederate battle flag on the grounds of the Mississippi state capitol, mandating that the Mississippi state flag pledge of allegiance be recited after the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance, and the mandatory broadcast of the song "Dixie" immediately following the playing of the "Star Spangled Banner" in public venues.
Whatever, peckerwoods. Even if we can't get you to secede & stop leeching tax dollars from the parts of America not too inbred to hold jobs, most of the State of Mississippi will have gone away under the Mississippi River &/or the Gulf of Mexico* soon enough.
*See? A liberal/Meskin plot!

1 comment:

Weird Dave said...

Does the train whistle Dixie?