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GOP Candidate Says Ruling Will Lead to Incestuous Marriage

Wisconsin congressional candidate Karen Mueller (R) said that a recent federal ruling striking down Wisconsin's same-sex marriage ban could lead to incestuous marriages, the Tomah Journal reports.

Said Mueller: "We've got, for instance, two sisters, and these two sisters want to get married. They love each other. They are committed to each other. They want to spend the rest of their life together."

She said their lawyers could argue, "'We can just do away with that state law the same way we did away with sodomy laws.' Once you do away with that, you reveal what is really going on here."

Y'know, "I'm pissed, I'm raging" is the opening line here every night, but no one can possibly care after "Men Marrying Horses!" part X to the zillionth, can they? Even if it is hot off the iPhone from last night's news (Hunch: A few days old; local idiocy oozes slowly across the iNternet. Yep, cold off the presses: Tues. 24 June 2014.) in the name of all that's decent, it's not as if there are no other examples of this sort of thing on the iNternet.

(Whew. Refrained from shouting. Deep breaths now.) O.K. We know we shouldn't, but ...

Republican Third Congressional District
candidate Karen Mueller addresses
Monroe County Republicans
at a “Meet the Candidates” event Tuesday.
Jourdan Vian, Tomah Newspapers