Thursday, February 28, 2013

Bite It, Bob!

What a pathetically sensitive little flower Bob Woodward is. A quality he combines w/ a startling inability to read/understand simple English. Amazing for someone who types (literal) shit for a (very comfortable) living.

Here is a threat, Bob, so you can understand what one is: Fuck you in every hole in your body, twice, w/ something splintery.

Maybe Woody should be working for the WaPo sports page if he's so interested in point-scoring & horse-racing. Or perhaps he should quit now before he flushes what's left of his reputation down the toilet.

P.S.: Bob, you are not Robert Redford, & you never were. You're just another sad fuckhead. Also, stay off the fucking telebision & radio till you can speak at the speed at which "normal" people speak, you mumbling moron.

ADDED FUN (1955PST 28 February 2013): Lying sack of shit, or mere "embellisher?"
And here’s how Woodward replied, before taking his “threat” story to anyone who would listen:
This is all part of a serious discussion. I for one welcome a little heat; there should more given the importance. I also welcome your personal advice. I am listening. I know you lived all this.
Any reporter or spokesperson sees more hostile language on a near-daily basis and doesn’t bat an eyelash. “If this is it, I think many reporters — and I covered the White House for four years — received emails like this,” said Bret Baier of Fox News, a network that has been one of Woodward’s strongest defenders in recent days. “I’m not sure that characterizing it as a threat — I think Bob Woodward has a little bit of explaining to do about that characterization.”

“I get emails like this almost every hour, whether it’s from the White House or the Hill,” said NBC’s Chuck Todd.

The important question becomes this: If Woodward, who has generated best-seller after best-seller over many decades based heavily on anonymous sources, can’t accurately convey a conversation with an email trail, should we trust the anonymous sources in the rest of his reporting?
NO.

4 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

if you REALLY hated him, you would offer to create NEW holes in his body for the splintery fucking.

M. Bouffant said...

Holey Editor:
If we win that AR-15 (item above) we will make a few new holes. And show him what those holes are for.

Cirze said...

Thank you, my dear.

I've been waiting since the Watergate break-in was misrepresented (to put it mildly) by this ex-CIA tool to have someone comment pointedly on his holes needing to be filled.

Kudos!

Splinters galore.

Love ya,

S

M. Bouffant said...

Police Beat Editor:
Now we wonder what Bernstein's up to these days.