Saturday, April 21, 2012

Sucks To Be You, Doesn't It?

Several hundred of you Yankee pig-dogs seem to have a low opinion of the future as staked out for you here in sunny & warm SoCal.
Cleveland is really putting up a fight. America likes Los Angeles better than Cleveland, which is favored by 32 percent of Americans. But we still have way more haters: only 25 percent of respondents said they didn't like Cleveland. The only other cities that had lower favorable ratings were Oakland (21 percent) and Detroit (22 percent). And Detroit was the only city more hated by Americans (49 percent).

The other cities that are both better-loved and less hated than us include Chicago, Boston, Atlanta, Philly, Miami, Houston, Dallas, New Orleans, Phoenix, Salt Lake City and Baltimore. You can check out the rest of the survey and more analysis for yourself here and here.
Sheer jealousy. We wouldn't live in your nasty local hell-holes if you paid us. Not that you could afford us.

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Heh. Cleveland is too close to the North Pole, in my opinion.

I'll pass this on to R.G.
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Substance McGravitas said...

Phoenix?!?!?

Weird Dave said...

Baltimore?!??

Oh and, "Phoenix is a boring city."
That was me speaking to a foreign visitor.

Weird Dave said...

Oh and, and Cleveland had the highest 'not sure' rating. That seems about right.