Wednesday, January 30, 2008

The Kiss of Death

We dipped our toes in the electoral water a few days ago (item immediately below) not even endorsing, merely "recommending" (Is there a difference?) John Edwards, & now it appears he's out of the horse race. On the other hand, we were as mean as possible to Rudy "Benito" Giuliani, & he seems to be history as well, leaving corporatist Mittens the Mormon & warmonger McCain to duke it out on the Republican side. Apparently there is a Republican debateQ&A session tonight from the Reagan Library. (Wasn't the very first Republican Q&A held there, lo these many months ago? Don't go to the well of Alzheimer's too many times, white boys!) We'll see if the two front-runners come to blows. One little question: How does having your aircraft shot out from under you & allowing yourself to be captured by the enemy make you any kind of "war hero?" Makes you an incompetent loser in our book. Top that off by dumping the wife who stayed home & raised your children while you were avoiding further combat. Dumping said wife for a woman 18 yrs. your junior, who just happened to be the heiress to one of the largest beer distributors in the nation. Family values: Do as we say, not as we do!! All abuse aside, it seems McCain is merely lucky. Hope his luck doesn't run out soon, 'cause when a charmed life goes bad... Though Mittens would be as good a candidate as any for the Republican Party. That is, he's sure to get his ass whipped by Clinton or Obama.

4 comments:

Larry Harmon said...

Fuck McCain. Me, I'm an exponent of defeatism and socialism (if only Ms. Clinton actually advocated such things... although she does say she'll pull all our troops out within 60 days of assuming office.... that's enough defeatism for me).
P.

M. Bouffant said...

From The Editor:
Talk is cheap, & we imagine Mrs.
C. can be had cheaply as well.

Anonymous said...

Wow -- I didn't think we were allowed to thing that way about McCain. Not only is he NOT a war hero, but, taking a page from the Swift Boaters book: how do we know he isn't actually a traitor?? After all, we was a POW for years -- God knows what he told the enemy! He was with them for a long time! I think he should have to PROVE that he is NOT a traitor.

M. Bouffant said...

From The Editor:
We can think (or thing) any way we want to about anything, damnit!!

He should probably be made to pay for the A-4 he lost from his wife's beer distributorship as well, even if he can prove he didn't sell out to the NVA. (And you can't prove a negative. Ha ha!!)