Today In Primate Psychology

A troop of drunken fucking baboons, the matriarch the proverbial heartbeat away ...

Fuck me? Fuck w/ me!

Well summarized here, but our images are much better.

Bristol Palin, the family's eldest daughter, was seen by witnesses punching the owner of the house, Korey Klingenmeyer, multiple times before the family was told to leave the party.

Crying shame the baboons didn't have guns w/ which to defend themselves.

And seven yrs. ago, when no one in the lower 48 had any idea of her & her troop of howler monkeys.