Tuesday, March 26, 2013

That's What I Like About The South:
Family Values

Family values proponent/filthy hypocrite Sen. "Diaper Dave" Vitter now a hot prospect for Louisiana gubnor in 2015. What a state, potentially replacing Exorcist fan numero uno, Bobby (Piyush) Jindal, w/ a guy who pays women to watch him poop in his adult diaper*.

One lucky pants-pooper:
He was never criminally charged. The Senate Ethics Committee, chaired by Boxer, dismissed the case, finding that whatever the conduct was, it occurred “before your Senate candidacy” in 2004 and “did not involve use of public office.”
Right, & he never pooped his diaper again. Not bloody likely. Once a sick, twisted & disgusting perv, always a sick, twisted & disgusting perv. Pedophiles, rapists, yada, that shit is firmly imprinted on their minds & it never really goes away.

So vote his ass in, Louisiana, but don't be surprised at what comes out of that ass, you fucking jerks.

*What a shame Mrs. Senator Shitter was such a prude she wouldn't help Dave w/ his repugnant desires. They could've kept it all in the family.


BadTux said...

Hey look, this is Louisiana. They elected a guy as governor who married his mistress (Edwin Edwards), and another guy who dated a stripper (Earl K. Long). And let's not forget that they still flock to Jimmy Swaggart's church in Baton Rouge despite the fact that Jimmeh keeps getting caught with strippers in hotel rooms. David Vitter fits right in with everybody else who's been a governor of Louisiana over the past fifty-odd years (and some of them *very* odd, heh!), like for example when Jimmy Davis ran for governor in 1944 promising he wasn't gonna do a gdam thing -- and kept his promise, spending most of his governorship in Hollywood making singing cowboy movies!

Louisiana's official state motto ought to be, "what a circus!". Because it is. It really is.

Substance McGravitas said...

It ain't the family-values state.

M. Bouffant said...

M. L'Éditeur Dis:
Eet ees pair-haps zee residual Froggy influence, hein?