Sunday, March 3, 2013

Shit & Piss, Again

Poop your way to Mars:
But their greatest health risk comes from exposure to the radiation from cosmic rays. The solution? Line the spacecraft's walls with water, food and their own faeces.

I Piss On Your Grave

Or your Orange County Museum of Art. Whichever's closer.
Every so often, a spray hose inside the massive canine unleashes a fountain of yellow paint onto the wall of the museum. The fake pee dribbles down the wall to pool on the ground, where curious museum-goers appreciate it with the classic but is it art? posture.
OK, it beats the stupid L.A. County Museum (of Art)'s rock.

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

This is stolen art, so don't laugh.
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mikey said...

Crap as cover.

Not so much as concealment.

Unless you're a truly shitty person...

Weird Dave said...

Yep, art.

Substance McGravitas said...

Also art: setting the place on fire.

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.