Sunday, October 21, 2012

Only In These United Snakes

Or should that be United Skunks?
FREEDOM, Pa. (AP) — Police say a costumed 9-year-old girl was accidentally shot outside a western Pennsylvania home during a Halloween party by a relative who thought she was a skunk.

New Sewickley Township police say the girl was over a hillside and wearing a black costume and a black hat with a white tassel. Chief Ronald Leindecker says a male relative mistook her for a skunk and fired a shotgun, hitting her in the shoulder Saturday night.

Leindecker tells the Beaver County Times that the girl was alert and talking when she was flown to a hospital in Pittsburgh, about 30 miles away. Her condition was unavailable.

Leindecker says the man hadn't been drinking and he doesn't know whether charges will be filed.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


P.S. Why the fuck would you shoot at a skunk outside your love the smell??????????

Weird Dave said...

United Skunks.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The man hadn't been drinking....

just fondling his gun.

Substance McGravitas said...

Nine-year-olds can be difficult to endure so...

M. Bouffant said...

Parricide Editor:
Get your nine-yr. old before she gets you!

Guns need lube too.

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.