Friday, October 19, 2012

Mormon Dating & Marriage

Not sure how we missed this, but are there not laws about this sort of thing?
Ann and Mitt got married four years to the day after their first date on March 21, when she was 15 and he was 18.
Of course, who the hell knows what the statutory rape & child molestation laws are in Michigan? And many wealthy families are happy to whore their female children to wealthier families. Can't have them running off w/ the chauffeur, after all.

Maybe after Mitt outlaws abortion he'll repeal all those silly laws that say a guy can't marry just as many 14-yr. olds as he can get. And then he'll pardon Warren Jeffs.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are retarded. That would make her 19 when she got married. 15 + 4 = 19. Get it? Whew, that's a tough one.

M. Bouffant said...

Quote Editor:
It is this reporter's opinion that you are the cretin. You don't recognize a blockquote? And didn't notice the important part, which we bolded? You know, where it sez Perv Romney was 18 & she was 15? Please take your stupid complaints to the source. You do know what links are, don't you? Bet you know what 14-yr. old girls are like, you sick bastard. Stop defending perverts!!

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.