I first met Rick Perry in 1985. He was a Democratic freshman state rep, straight off the ranch in Haskell, Texas. He wore his jeans so tight, and, umm, adjusted himself so often that my fellow young legislative aides and I used to call him Crotch. Even among state representatives, even among Texas Aggies (graduates of this cute remedial school we have in Texas), Perry stood out for his modest intellectual gifts. Hell, he got a C in animal breeding. I have goats who got an A in that subject. But lack of brains has never been a hindrance in politics.Aggie jokes.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Rick "Crotch" Perry
By M. Bouffant at 22:02
Clintonian cretin Paul Begala levels the snark at ostentatiously Christian cretin Rick Perry.