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| Is this one "Pimple" or "Juice?" |
NB: Just as Pimplejuice's crap was used for Toyota as well as Korean crap-mobiles, it seems Vampire Suckfest are double-whoring it as well. What a brave new world we are in not to have to please an actual audience, & to be successful merely by amusing desperately-seeking-hipness losers at an ad agency music dep't.
(We were just subjected to both Pimplejuice & Vampire Weekend advertising air polluters during the same commercial break, & must assume that the traffic dep'ts. of major telebision stations & networks have simply been done away with in a profit-making move of some sort.)
In the case of Honda, remember Pearl Harbor!
In the case of Hyundai, you Hermit Kingdom fucks try defending yourselves from your brothers & sisters to the North w/o the assistance of American Imperial Forces for a change!
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I guess I may have to start monitoring the news from Post Offices and/or tall vantage points in the Koreatown area?
And, of course, certain car dealerships, Hyundai Man
I've got it!
Problem: Lack of musical diversity.
Solution: Pimplemoose, from Hockeyland!
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A moose pimpled my sister once....
"How'd He Know?" Editor Advises/Warns:
Funny you should mention it ... but we have an actual, material grudge against the Postal Service. If the prick/witch (Dunno, really.) who delivers the mail didn't usually get here before we stagger towards the kawf-fee there might be blood in the lobby.
"Makin' a list/checkin' it twice ..."
Moosepimp are very diverse. They'll cover anything as long as it sucks & they can worse-ify it.
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