Hoping For A Comet/Asteroid Strike

Or can we hope for a bomb? Where's Guy Fawkes when we need him? Granted, I'd settle for something like this:

Some of the biggest names in U.S. finance and real estate are expected to gather at New York’s Le Cirque restaurant on Tuesday as President Donald Trump raises money for the Republican National Committee.

For $250,000 a couple, donors can attend a “private roundtable” with the president [Trump], while $100,000 will guarantee “VIP access,” according to people with knowledge of the preparations. The minimum donation is $35,000, and about 150 people will probably attend, the people said.

Offing these rent-seeking parasites would be one hell of a start toward making America tolerable again.