Sunday, March 23, 2014

World Report: Enough Already

Sunday afternoon before the sheep look up & return to work cheer: There is not a leader, would-be leader or middle manager in any human activity in this hopeless world of shit, pain & terminal boredom that I would not gladly strangle w/ my bare hands & run through a wood chipperslap silly w/ a sapa few times, given the opportunity.

C'mon, hand one of 'em over!

No? Fine. Stay bent over, spread wide & shut up, just as the boss wants you. After all, you'll be dead soon enough & it (& you) won't matter any more. Not that it did when most of you were alive, far as I can tell.

Note to self: Expressions of ennui-induced anger & aggro just as prevalent when typing in the first person singular as plural. Whaddaya know ...

4 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Sounds like somebody needs a cookie.

M. Bouffant said...

Irked & Irky Editor Responds:
I think you & everybody like you know what they can do w/ that cookie!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Give it to you?

M. Bouffant said...

Don't Feed The Editor:
Reducing cookie intake, so no thanks.