All In The Family

Were a decent human being to look at this image of Donald Trump,

Trump grimaces at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.Photo: Patrick McMullan

said decent ('though probably imaginary) being might make the assumption that the woman in red on the left was the 64-yr. old Trump's wife, & the woman in white on the right was, perhaps, their daughter. Of course that would be an incorrect assumption (You're probably wrong merely by remaining a decent human being in contemporary civilization, but that's something else.) because the woman on the right is Mrs. Donald Trump. (No idea who the lady in red is, & we're sorry for dragging her into this. She should be careful about whom she gets near, however.)

Trump's current (Five more yrs., max?) concubine (born Melanija Knavs, germanized to Melania Knauss; April 26, 1970) is, of course, young enough to be his daughter, as well as a foreigner. (Where's her birth certificate? Is this a legitimate marriage, or is Malaria a gold-digging furrin hoor making a mockery of America's immigration laws?)

Should any of you candy-asses think the title is a little overboard:

Donald Trump joked that he would date his 24-year-old daughter, Ivanka -- if he weren't her father.

Trump and Ivanka Trump, a vice president of real estate development at the Trump Organization, appeared Monday on ABC's "The View" to promote her five-episode stint as a boardroom adviser on "The Apprentice."

When asked how he would react if Ivanka, a former teen model, posed for Playboy, Trump replied, "It would be really disappointing -- not really -- but it would depend on what's inside the magazine.

"I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

His comments drew laughs from the audience, and prompted "View" co-host Joy Behar to crack, "Who are you, Woody Allen?"

Trump's representative, Jim Dowd, told The Associated Press on Tuesday that Trump "was absolutely joking." "He was making fun of himself for his tendency to date younger women," Dowd said. "It's a sense of humor that people don't see [from him] all the time."

Actually, it's a "sense of humor" one probably doesn't see all the time from anyone who's not a paid-up NAMBLA member. Tell us, Dr. Freud, just how long do you estimate it will be until this sick fuck is dating his daughter?

Incestuous & Un-Patriotic Pedophile 2012!!