Thursday, June 17, 2010

Today's Outsourced Rant

Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don't all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can't all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I'm standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.
Remainder of rant.

2 comments:

Ivan G Shreve Jr said...

Thanks for pointing me to these -- the Velma of Scooby-Doo fame rant had me in tears.

M. Bouffant said...

Memory Editor Says:

Wanted to check out the rest of the rants, but that Internet ADHD had us in another direction before we knew it.

Now, we will.